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nnaydolem Title: RMFF Member-At-Large Registered: Nov '02	Date Posted: 1/15 8:05am Subject: RE: [Humor] Funny stuff from around the net
	Oh my my my this is funny! As most of you know I am a Christian...This is just like my two world coliding...it is great!!!! If you have any going to church experiences it will make it that much funnier. -----signature----- "Frankly John, I didn't have the time to talk you into hanging yourself again" -Ben to Locke, LOST -- You disgust me, perhaps I will grow on you...i prefer cancer. -Sookie & Eric, True Blood -- Your tongue can't repel flavor of that magnitude!!
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nnaydolem Title: RMFF Member-At-Large Registered: Nov '02	Date Posted: 1/19 1:29pm Subject: RE: [Humor] Funny stuff from around the net
	Indiana Lego Make sure you watch the whole thing... -----signature----- "Frankly John, I didn't have the time to talk you into hanging yourself again" -Ben to Locke, LOST -- You disgust me, perhaps I will grow on you...i prefer cancer. -Sookie & Eric, True Blood -- Your tongue can't repel flavor of that magnitude!!
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darth_hair Registered: May '01	Date Posted: 1/23 3:52pm Subject: RE: [Humor] Funny stuff from around the net
	i gots to get one of these for working out at ballys http://www.collectinghq.com/im/0014851.jpg -----signature----- PACKAGED IN A HANDY POCKET-SIZED FORMAT http://www.darthhair.com/ http://www.blockleash.com/ i would loose my head if it wasnt firmly lodged in my ass sometimes you have to eat allot of crap to make it a meal
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ArchaicRebel Title: RMFF Guessing Game "Winner" Registered: May '04	Date Posted: 1/23 7:45pm Subject: RE: [Humor] Funny stuff from around the net
	Was listening to NPR in the car tonight and I came across these units of measure... The Garn is a unit of measure of space sickness. The Murgatroid (as in "Heavens to Murgatroid!") is equivalent to 66 bottles of champagne and is named after an English glassware executive that invented the little rim on the bottom of glass bottles to keep them from shattering when they change temperatures. A millihelen is a measure of beauty; enough so launch one ship. Named after Helen of Troy whose beauty launched 1,000 ships. -----signature----- Zoom: At what point in the evolutionary process does a beaver decide to have sex with a duck? Snarkiteer, Apprentice to Zoom_Cthooga, Brother of FenigDurak Russian Satellite Orbiting Heavenly Body Thankful I'm not a meat!puppet.
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kreleia Registered: Dec '00	Date Posted: 1/25 2:09am Subject: RE: [Humor] Funny stuff from around the net
	Goat detained over Armed Robbery. -----signature----- all ur base... i haz dem.
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ArchaicRebel Title: RMFF Guessing Game "Winner" Registered: May '04	Date Posted: 1/26 4:25pm Subject: RE: [Humor] Funny stuff from around the net
	lulz. Where would we be without Canada showing us how we've gone astray? -----signature----- Zoom: At what point in the evolutionary process does a beaver decide to have sex with a duck? Snarkiteer, Apprentice to Zoom_Cthooga, Brother of FenigDurak Russian Satellite Orbiting Heavenly Body Thankful I'm not a meat!puppet.
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Jedi Girl of Corellia Title: Manager Emeritus Registered: Jun '00	Date Posted: 1/26 7:23pm Subject: RE: [Humor] Funny stuff from around the net
	kreleia posted: Goat detained over Armed Robbery. I wrote a paper about something similar once. A Nigerian man attacked a wolf when it killed some of his herd, and after he had killed it, it had turned into his brother... -----signature----- "We're not dead, we have cable!" "God is not on a piece of flat bread." ~ Castiel
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GA_Tompkins Registered: Apr '04	Date Posted: 1/27 10:09am Subject: RE: [Humor] Funny stuff from around the net
	http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=sr_gallery_1&listing_id=17279667 barack obacca!!! i saw this at cracked.com and i almosted peed myself laughing... -----signature----- "Hello boys, If you only knew what i went through to get you" "Ulla knows, you had to shtup every little old lady in New York." "Your right...and I still have the denture bites to prove it!" "What did I tell you, sweet and womanly right?"
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DieWompRatDie Title: RMFF President and Chapter Rep Registered: Dec '08	Date Posted: 1/28 8:28am Subject: RE: [Humor] Funny stuff from around the net
	Obama Disappointed Cabinet Failed To Understand His Reference To 'Savage Sword Of Conan' #24 Best quote: When asked by the press corps if this week's hiccup has caused him to rethink any of his appointments, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton interrupted the president to assert that she and her colleagues have already begun educating themselves about comic books, and will soon be "an invincible team of Supermen and Wonder Women working to save America." "Wonder Woman? That's not even Marvel," Obama responded before storming out of the press room. "Who are you people?" -----signature----- "I did nothing and it was everything I thought it was going to be" "I've got a fever... and the only prescription... is more cowbell!" I love you, but screw you! There was blood and duck sauce everywhere! www.rmff.net - Use it!
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Mistress Title: Former CR SCFF Registered: Oct '02	Date Posted: 1/28 8:38am Subject: RE: [Humor] Funny stuff from around the net
	lmao! that was funny. -----signature----- "Mommy, that man isnt wearing a foot...Did Darth Vader take that man's foot?" JBean Dec. 2008 Proud to have a sand free love box.
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QueenHighMistress Registered: May '05	Date Posted: 1/28 10:03am Subject: RE: [Humor] Funny stuff from around the net
	Yes. That is going out to every geek I know. That way I'll find out if they at least got the issue numbers right or were just making them up. 'Cause, y'know, that's important!! -----signature----- Compulsive looker-upper of stuff. Anal-retentive grammar queen. ........................................... "I feel far from good." -- Ratio Tile, The Backstroke of the West
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nnaydolem Title: RMFF Member-At-Large Registered: Nov '02	Date Posted: 1/29 11:56am Subject: RE: [Humor] Funny stuff from around the net
	NOW we know the TRUTH!!! -----signature----- "Frankly John, I didn't have the time to talk you into hanging yourself again" -Ben to Locke, LOST -- You disgust me, perhaps I will grow on you...i prefer cancer. -Sookie & Eric, True Blood -- Your tongue can't repel flavor of that magnitude!!
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Darth-Viper3k Registered: Apr '05	Date Posted: 1/31 8:56pm Subject: RE: [Humor] Funny stuff from around the net - Date Edited: 1/31 8:57pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Darth-Viper3k
	How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? Such number as may be deemed necessary to perform the stated task in a timely and efficient manner within the strictures of the following agreement. Whereas the party of the first part, also known as 'the lawyers' and the party of the second part, also known as 'the light bulb' do hereby agree to a transaction wherein the party of the second part (light bulb) shall be removed from the current position as a result of failure to perform previously agreed upon duties, i.e. the lighting, elucidation, and otherwise illumination ofthe area ranging from the front (North) door, through the entryway, terminating at an area just through the primary living area, demarcated by the beginning of the carpet, any spillover illumination being at the option of the party of the second part (light bulb) and not required by the aforementioned agreement between the parties. The aforementioned removal transaction shall include, but not be limited to, the following steps: 1. The party of the first part (lawyer) shall, with or without elevation at his option, by means of a chair, step stool, ladder or any other means of elevation, grasp the party of the second part (light bulb) and rotate the party of the second part (light bulb) in a counter clockwise direction, said direction being non-negotiable. Said grasping and rotation of the party of the second part (light bulb) shall be undertaken by the party of the first part (lawyer) to maintain the structural integrity of the party of the second part (light bulb), notwithstanding the aformentioned failure of the party of the second part (light bulb) to perform the customary and agreed upon duties. The foregoing notwithstanding, however, both parties stipulate that structural failure of the party of the second part (light bulb) may be incidental to the aforementioned failure to perform and in such case the party of the first part (lawyer) shall be held blameless for such structural failure insofar as the non-negotiable directional codicil (counter-clockwise) is observed by the party of the first part (lawyer) throughout. 2. Upon reaching a point where the party of the second part (light bulb) becomes seperated from the party of the third part ('receptacle'), the party of the first part shall have the option of disposing of the party of the second part (light bulb) in a manner consistent with all applicable state, local, and federal statutes. 3. Once seperation and disposal have been achieved, the party of the first part (lawyer) shall have the option of beginning the installation of the party of the fourth part ('new light bulb'). This installation shall occur in a manner consistent with the reverse procedures described in step one of this self same document, being careful to note that the rotation should occur in a clockwise direction, said direction also being non-negotiable and only until the party of the fourth part (new light bulb) becomes snug in the party of the third part (receptacle) and in fact becomes the party of the second part (light bulb). Note: The above described steps may be performed, at the option of the party of the first part (lawyer), by said party of the first part (lawyer), or by his or her heirs and assigns, or by any and all persons authorized by him or her to do som the objective being to produce a level of illumination in the immediate vicinity of the aforementioned front (North) door consistent with maximisation of ingress and revenue for the party of the fifth part, also known as 'The Firm'. Essential Objects A judge was punishing three men because they had committed a crime. Their sentence was a few years in the desert. He said that they could each take one thing with them. The first guy decides to take an umbrella, so that he can have shade whenever he wants. The second guy decides to take a water bottle so that he won't get thirsty. Finally, the third guy decides to take a car door. The judge asked, "Why in the world would you want to take a car door?" The man replies, "Just in case it gets hot, I can roll down the window." Phone Problems An elderly lady phoned her telephone company to report that her telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and that on the few occasions when it did ring, her pet dog always moaned right before the phone rang. The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or senile elderly lady. He climbed a nearby telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the subscriber's house. The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog moaned loudly and the telephone began to ring. Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found: 1. The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire via a steel chain and collar. 2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose. 3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the phone number was called. 4. After a couple of such jolts, the dog would start moaning and then urinate on himself and the ground. 5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the phone to ring. Which demonstrates that some problems CAN be fixed by pissing and moaning.
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gra-co_o_hun Title: RMFF Art Dept. Registered: May '05	Date Posted: 2/2 5:10pm Subject: RE: [Humor] Funny stuff from around the net
	maybe this isn't so funny except for the fool he makes out of himself but the way Christian Bale acts during this incident, it's over the top and very, very unprofessional. Bale goes Ballistic! -----signature----- What's in there? Only what you take with you. A Jedi must have the most serious mind, the deepest commitment. For my ally is the force...and a powerful ally it is. http://www.flickr.com/photos/thegraydomain/
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ZOOfo-Dyas Title: Former RMFF CR Registered: Oct '04	Date Posted: 2/11 8:01am Subject: RE: [Humor] Funny stuff from around the net
	Emo Trooper -----signature----- Kilometers for Katie - http://www.km4kt.com Because one person really can make a difference, just like Katie. . Sanity remains defined simply by the ability to cope with insane conditions. -Ana Castillo
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