Author Topic: [Humor] Funny stuff from around the net
darth_hair  7239 posts
Registered: May '01
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Date Posted: 6/25 11:16pm Subject: [Humor] Funny stuff from around the net - Date Edited: 6/25 11:18pm (1 edits total) Edited By: darth_hair
disco... ...

that song is quite groovy though dancing
and i dig the shredding guitar solo at the end

 

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catz44  1500 posts
Title: Queen of the Polls
Registered: Jul '04
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Date Posted: 6/28 1:26pm Subject: [Humor] Funny stuff from around the net
DieWompRatDie posted:


Can I call a moritarium on all cat caption/I can haz chezburger images until the end of the year? It's so 2008. whistling And I think it's had it's time in the sun, but now is no longer funny...even with Star Wars references.

Don't make me pull a catz44 and start a poll!




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RubberDuckTape  5127 posts
Title: Southern CO Chapter Rep
Registered: Oct '03
42263_Pirate Han
Date Posted: 6/29 8:27am Subject: [Humor] Funny stuff from around the net
Instead of lolcats, I give you punny jokes

1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?


Unique Up On It.


2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?

Tame Way.

3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ?

They Take The Psycho Path




4. How Do You Get Holy Water?

You Boil The Hell Out Of It



5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?

Dam!

6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?

Polaroids

7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?

A Stick

8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?

Nacho Cheese.

9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?

Subordinate Clauses.

10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?

Quattro Sinko.

11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?

Spoiled Milk.

12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?

Frostbite

13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?

A Nervous Wreck.

14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?

Anyone Can Roast Beef.

15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?

Right Where You Left Him.

16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?

Because They Have Big Fingers .

17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?

Because It Scares The Dog.

18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?

Sanka.

19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover ?!

The Location Of The Dirt Bag.

20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?

Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.

21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?

A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack , Dang!

A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack .

22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?

Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer

 

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FanForced  563 posts
Registered: Jun '07
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Date Posted: 6/29 9:18am Subject: [Humor] Funny stuff from around the net
HAHHAHA, some of those were really funny!...like this one....

Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.

hehe, I like twisted humor.

 

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ArchaicRebel  5039 posts
Registered: May '04
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Date Posted: 6/29 12:14pm Subject: [Humor] Funny stuff from around the net

Texts From Last Night posted:
(972): they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!

 

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ZOOfo-Dyas  11552 posts
Title: Former RMFF CR
Registered: Oct '04
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Date Posted: 7/2 9:04am Subject: [Humor] Funny stuff from around the net
I can think of some people who would enjoy this

 

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DieWompRatDie  765 posts
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Registered: Dec '08
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Date Posted: 7/8 12:21pm Subject: [Humor] Funny stuff from around the net

Creepiest baby video ever.

 

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ZOOfo-Dyas  11552 posts
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Registered: Oct '04
18598_Dark Woman
Date Posted: 7/13 2:16pm Subject: [Humor] Funny stuff from around the net
Found these through a friend...

Craps!

Mario?!

Sesame Street

Action Figures

Star Wars

Zombies?!?!?!?!

 

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SITH__CHICK  18769 posts
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Registered: Mar '02
50158_H764: Lady Death
Date Posted: 7/13 2:38pm Subject: [Humor] Funny stuff from around the net
I know I'm sick & morbid & everyone might have different view of me after this, but the zombie one is my fav except they need to look more like zombies. I'll leave it at that.

Don't throw stones, they hurt!

 

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QueenHighMistress  1168 posts
Registered: May '05
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Date Posted: 7/13 2:51pm Subject: [Humor] Funny stuff from around the net
LOL!!!!! laugh

Lends a whole new meaning to "eat my flesh and drink my blood!" I LOVE it!

I've seen the SW one before, and I love that one, too.

Oh, Kim, you're so morbid; a little ghetto surgery makes you go "ew." tongue hugs

 

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ZOOfo-Dyas  11552 posts
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Date Posted: 7/13 2:57pm Subject: [Humor] Funny stuff from around the net
If you want the link to that Bea Arthur song I was talking about... Ask privately if you don't FB. It's DEFINITELY not TOS friendly, despite the fact that it was broadcast on network television in 1980

 

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SITH__CHICK  18769 posts
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Registered: Mar '02
50158_H764: Lady Death
Date Posted: 7/13 2:59pm Subject: [Humor] Funny stuff from around the net
I'm morbid, but squishy.

So if people talk about injuries on there body & I know them, then I feel the pain, so I can't handle it.
but chainsaw, hatchets & meathooks into humans (or bimbos) I don't know I can handle.

Except as I typed the last 3 things I imagined it happening to me & all my body parts are screaming???? UHG, Ewww, need to cleanse mind.

 

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gundarkhunter  759 posts
Registered: Nov '08
50585_H1189: Fry
Date Posted: 7/13 4:28pm Subject: [Humor] Funny stuff from around the net
ZOOfo-Dyas posted:
I can think of some people who would enjoy this


I've seen this before, but I still want one! Very cool.

 

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Mistress  9496 posts
Title: Former CR SCFF
Registered: Oct '02
49505_H114: Underworld
Date Posted: 7/13 4:57pm Subject: [Humor] Funny stuff from around the net
SITH__CHICK posted:
I know I'm sick & morbid & everyone might have different view of me after this, but the zombie one is my fav except they need to look more like zombies. I'll leave it at that.

Don't throw stones, they hurt!




uh...I might like it better if he werent seeming to scream. Like if he were rolling his eyes or something...uh...ewww.

 

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Jedi_Knight_Birr  8997 posts
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Date Posted: 7/22 9:31am Subject: [Humor] Funny stuff from around the net


there is hope.

 

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