Author Topic: Younglings' Academy
RubberDuckTape  5129 posts
Title: Southern CO Chapter Rep
Registered: Oct '03
42263_Pirate Han
Date Posted: 1/23 9:54am Subject: Younglings' Academy
I figured we need a general 'kid's do the craziest things' thread so we aren't always hijacking everyone else's threads (and if you don't like kids, you don't have to come in here tongue )


Right now Mr. Bug is sitting upstairs, watching tv and going 'tbbbbbbpt' while his nose is running a mile a minute. It's possibly the grossest thing EVER. sick laugh

Last night his nose was so bad that he was randomly picking things up and wiping his nose on them. At one point he was carrying around a bath towel he found and then I caught him using the clean laundry piled on the couch... (why are my socks crunchy??)

He's so sad about it too, his nose is raw so now he won't let us touch it, but before that he would come up and in that little stuffy voice say 'dose?' and poke himself in the nose. hugs (we need an 'awww, cute' icon too...)

 

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Mistress  9551 posts
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Date Posted: 1/23 10:50am Subject: RE: Younglings' Academy
sounds like my nose. Niagra falls, baby! sick



On the subject of noses...yesterday the Bean and I were headed up the stairs after my bath and I heard a thud, followed by a scream. Since she was below and behind me I couldnt see what had happened so I ran back down and scooped her up. She kept screaming that she had an ouchiebooboo on her nose. (I thought at first that she had chipped a tooth when I saw white in her mouth...turned out to be un-chewed tortilla)

After many kisses, hugs and about fifteen minutes of blubbering I discerned that she had slipped and hit her nose on the banister. She asked for a bandaid (which she does every time she hurts herself) and I obliged with one of those 3/4" square numbers. She kept going cross eyed looking at it and finally insisted I take it off, and that her nose was all better. tongue

 

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Cyra_Secura  77 posts
Registered: Jul '04
40190_Mara Jade
Date Posted: 1/29 12:31am Subject: RE: Younglings' Academy
YEAH, A THREAD FOR ALL TO HEAR ABOUT WHAT CRAZINESS GOES ON IN OUR HOUSE! LOL laugh

DELILAH HAS THE NOSE RUNNING THING. MAINLY ITS JUST REALLY RED UNDER HER NOSE CAUSE SHE
KEEPS WIPING IT.

QUIN HELPS HIMSELF TO THE FRIDGE AND GOT OUT A COLD, LEFT OVER BRAUTWURST AND WAS WALKING
AROUND THE LIVING ROOM EATING EAT. THEN HE PASSED IT TO KINSON AND HE FINISHED IT. I TELL
YA, ITS A COMMUNITY EATING CENTER OVER HERE rolling_eyes

OH AND YES, SYDNEY FINALLY LOST HER OTHER FRONT TOOTH SO NOW ALL SHE WANTS ARE HER TWO FRONT
TEETH FOR CHRISTMAS LOL.

XOXO

 

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ArchaicRebel  5058 posts
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Registered: May '04
43710_Dr. Cox Kenobi
Date Posted: 2/1 9:20pm Subject: RE: Younglings' Academy
I have the most awesomest year-old goddaughter EVAR. love

She and her parents were in her room and she opened the door, stepped out, and looked back at mom and dad. They followed her out of her room where she promptly turned around, went back in her room and closed the door in their faces. laugh applause

Zoo says I'm to blame. whistling mischief

I say I'm innocent, even if I got her to walk all the way home from daycare on Friday. dancing

 

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RubberDuckTape  5129 posts
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Date Posted: 2/2 6:36am Subject: RE: Younglings' Academy
Too cute happy

Mr. Bug is doing the whole 'lift up the shirt and point at the belly and say 'be-be' to everyone thing', (including his dad) but then yesterday he did it and said 'be-be fish' while poining at his belly. I hope he is just confused because we have baby fish in our tank and not because he thinks there are fish in his belly...or that he ate them out of the tank when we weren't looking...

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Jyn  593 posts
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Date Posted: 2/2 7:13am Subject: RE: Younglings' Academy
Nigel's goddaughter did another uber cute this morning.

She was sleeping in my arms all snuggled up head on my neck and such. Her dad came in to try to get her up to go to daycare, picked her up, she started crying so he set her back down on the bed, she laid her head down briefly then scooted closer to me, laid her head down briefly again, scooted closer still.. laid her head down briefly a third time, then crawled back up to where she'd been before, snuggled in close head on my neck.

When we tried to get her up 5 or 10 mins later he'd reach for her and she'd snuggle closer to me, she was wiggling her legs up onto me too, gradually going from snuggled up against me with just her head on me, to legs up on my belly and head tucked under my chin, whimpering the whole time daddy was trying to get a hold of her to wake her up.

 

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Mistress  9551 posts
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Date Posted: 2/2 9:48am Subject: RE: Younglings' Academy
lol, sounds like you have a sleepyhead on your hands. wink


Yesterday I was changing Beans clothes and said, "Okay, now put on your panties," when we were actually to the pants stage and she told me, "Mommy pants and panties are different things, but they do sound the same you know." shock raised_brow blush


Yes, love. tongue

 

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catz44  1606 posts
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Registered: Jul '04
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Date Posted: 2/4 4:53pm Subject: RE: Younglings' Academy
Mistress posted:
lol, sounds like you have a sleepyhead on your hands. wink


Yesterday I was changing Beans clothes and said, "Okay, now put on your panties," when we were actually to the pants stage and she told me, "Mommy pants and panties are different things, but they do sound the same you know." shock raised_brow blush


Yes, love. tongue


Oh, she is so cute! I love that kids say things like that, it reminds you just how perfect and innocent they are. love

 

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RubberDuckTape  5129 posts
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Date Posted: 2/6 7:43am Subject: RE: Younglings' Academy
So far, in the less than 1 1/2 hours he has been awake, Mr. Bug has managed to dump an entire cup of OJ down his front and all over the carpet (my fault, put the wrong lid on it) and now he just flipped his head back while sitting in his dad's lap and hit Josh's cereal bowl and sent milk flying everywhere...time for the second clena outfit of the day and probably a bath since he got milk in his hair. doh!

It's going to be a messy day, I can feel it...

 

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catz44  1606 posts
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Date Posted: 2/6 4:08pm Subject: RE: Younglings' Academy
It must be something about today.........Abby is on her third outfit of the day..........oh joy more laundry rolling_eyes

 

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ZOOfo-Dyas  11609 posts
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Date Posted: 2/10 11:38am Subject: RE: Younglings' Academy
My sister just called to yell at me. She called Lucky into the kitchen for lunch and sits down at the table, puts his R2 Laptop next to his plate, puts a carrot in his mouth, opens the laptop and begins playing a game with one hand and grabbing chicken nuggets with the other. When she asked him why he thought he could use his computer at the table he just held up his hand, shrugged and said, "Aunt Jenn does it." doh! grin

 

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ZOOfo-Dyas  11609 posts
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Date Posted: 2/12 7:09am Subject: RE: Younglings' Academy
Note: Torked off 4 month olds are not to be trifled with...

Evidence: I have a fat lip this morning. beatup

 

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RubberDuckTape  5129 posts
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Date Posted: 2/12 7:15am Subject: RE: Younglings' Academy
I would be amazed if there is no damage to the sinuses in my face from being backwards headbutted by various children. I don't have the reflexes of a jungle cat, but at least there's never been much visible bruising once my eyes stop watering... beatup

 

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Mistress  9551 posts
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Date Posted: 2/12 7:16am Subject: RE: Younglings' Academy
I find it frightening that they all instinctively throw their head back (or forward if need be) in an attempt to assasinate whomever happens to be angering them. Vicious creatures. tongue

 

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RubberDuckTape  5129 posts
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Date Posted: 2/12 7:20am Subject: RE: Younglings' Academy
It's not just anger, I've been headbutted in Joy as well. raised_brow

 

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ZOOfo-Dyas  11609 posts
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Date Posted: 2/12 7:29am Subject: RE: Younglings' Academy
She's recently discovered what those wiggly things at the end of her hands are for, and she grabs everything with an iron grip. Including my bottom lip, my nose, my eyebrow and my ear. Mike Tyson ain't got nuthin' on The Peanut.

 

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