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Jedi_Knight_Birr
Title: Southwest RSA
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Jun '02
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Date Posted:
9/13/04 1:47pm
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[Humor] Funny stuff from around the net
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Jedi_Knight_Birr
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I really didnt see a thread like this so i decided to make one.
post all the Funny stuff you come across the web in here!!
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I have youthful exuberance
His words exactly, "that boy worries me."
I deny your uber cool awsomeness and substitute my own.
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Sith_Slayer
Title: Former RMFF CR
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Date Posted:
9/13/04 2:10pm
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RE: [Humor] Funy stuff from around the net
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Keeping in mind our PG-13 audience...
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Vote Ron Paul in 2008: The Sentient Beings Candidate
Fear leads to anger...anger leads to hate..hate leads to Hillary.
Democracy is two wolves and a sheep deciding what's for dinner
In a Republic: Voting on dinner is forbidden, and the sheep are armed
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Sarnia
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Date Posted:
9/13/04 2:10pm
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SS - I think we found your next costume!!!
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you can't get THIS many features with something inflated with an air pump and in potential need of a puncture repair kit.....
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Sith_Slayer
Title: Former RMFF CR
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Date Posted:
9/13/04 2:13pm
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TOP TEN WAYS STAR WARS KICKS BOOTY OVER STAR TREK:
10. In Star Wars, every planet they go to looks cool and has neat aliens. In Star Trek, every planet they go to looks like a blue-screened backlot and all the aliens are humans with beards and bad hair cuts.
9. No lame "Prime Directive" stopping you from whipping booty.
8. When a ship in Star Wars gets hit, everyone rolls in the same direction.
7. Stormtroopers may not be able to hit the broadside of a barn, but they're still a lot more threatening than a space-faring Abraham Lincoln.
6. In Star Wars, all women are fair game. Heck, even your sister.
5. Han Solo never had to degrade himself by shooting a baggy-suited reptilian alien with a hollow log and some charcoal.
4. You can safely wear a red shirt in Star Wars.
3. Luke Skywalker could clean Wesley Crusher's clock with one hand tied behind his back. Heck, Luke's cut-off hand could clean Wesley Crusher's clock with itself tied behind it's back.
2. Kirk would have just used the force to "get some".
1. Vader vs. Kahn...Yoda vs. Spock...any questions?
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Sith_Slayer
Title: Former RMFF CR
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Date Posted:
9/13/04 2:15pm
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Vote Ron Paul in 2008: The Sentient Beings Candidate
Fear leads to anger...anger leads to hate..hate leads to Hillary.
Democracy is two wolves and a sheep deciding what's for dinner
In a Republic: Voting on dinner is forbidden, and the sheep are armed
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Sith_Slayer
Title: Former RMFF CR
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9/13/04 2:18pm
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Redneck Jedi
Your Jedi robe is a Camouflage color.
You have ever used your Light Saber to open a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill
You think the best use of your light saber is picking your teeth.
At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored!!!
There is a blaster rack in the back of your landspeeder
You have bantha horns on the front of your landspeeder
You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok
You can find no grammatical errors in the way Yoda talks
You think that Stormtroopers are just KKK members with really good sheets
A peaceful meditation session is one without gas
You can levitate yourself using a force from within, but not THE FORCE
Your master ever said "My finger you will pull..hmmm?"
You have ever had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard.
You ever lost a hand during a light-saber fight because you had tospit.
The worst part of spending time on Dagoba is the dadgum skeeters.
Wookies are offended by your B.O.
You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
You have ever used a light-sabre to clean fish or open a non-twist-off bottle of beer.
Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over t' the dark side...it'll be a hoot."
You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the bar-b-q grill to light.
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Sith_Slayer
Title: Former RMFF CR
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Date Posted:
9/13/04 2:19pm
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And of course:
This land is My land
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Imperial_Birrer
Title: Former Chapter Rep Southern CO FF
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Jan '03
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Date Posted:
9/13/04 2:21pm
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I knew we would get some good ones.
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melodyann
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Date Posted:
9/13/04 2:29pm
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you guys have way too much time on your hands. 
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RubberDuckTape
Title: Southern CO Chapter Rep
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Oct '03
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Date Posted:
9/13/04 2:34pm
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doh, didn't see this, might have to move my Evil Overlord here.
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The papa Pirate said, "My gruel is too hot."
The mama Pirate said, "My gruel is too hot, too,"
The baby Pirate said, "I'm really sick and tired of gruel!"
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Sith_Slayer
Title: Former RMFF CR
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Date Posted:
9/13/04 4:57pm
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Has anyone seen Terry since Friday?
A police officer, left, watches a protester dressed as Batman, right, who stands on a ledge at London's Buckingham Palace, Monday, Sept. 13, 2004, near the balcony where the royal family appears on ceremonial occasions. The protester was identified as Jason Hatch, 33, a member of the Fathers 4 Justice group which is campaigning for greater custody rights for divorced or separated fathers. No member of the royal family was at the palace Monday. Britain's Queen Elizabeth II was at her Balmoral residence in Scotland. Seen at rear is a Buckingham Palace official. (AP Photo/PA)
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Jedi_Knight_Birr
Title: Southwest RSA
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Date Posted:
9/13/04 6:44pm
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robin couldnt get up there cause the police threatened to shoot him.
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She Threatened me with Physics!!!
I have youthful exuberance
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Zoom_Cthooga
Title: Former Southern CO Chapter Rep
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Date Posted:
9/13/04 8:34pm
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OMG Stacy, I'm still laughing! Where is Terry???
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Jedi Girl of Corellia
Title: Manager Emeritus
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Date Posted:
9/14/04 10:48am
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LOL.. yes, we must find Terry 
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Jedi_Pilot
Title: Former RMFF CR
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Feb '02
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Date Posted:
9/14/04 1:55pm
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I'm terribly offended. 
Especially since my costume is so much cooler. 
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Snakes, why did it have to be snakes?
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GersonSith
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Date Posted:
9/14/04 2:39pm
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Well i think my website is pretty funny.
check it out
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