Author Topic: The Daily Bantha
Zoom_Cthooga 
Title: Former Southern CO Chapter Rep
Registered: Jun '04
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Date Posted: 1/22 7:24pm Subject: The Daily Bantha
So, I have started a newspaper. This is where we can post all the day's news without having it interfere with our normal threads.

Today in my news -- I found out that there's an X-Files sequel coming, and it will not deal with aliens and gubmint conspiracies -- they're going back to their roots -- mutant fish baby monster vampire pizza boys! And yes, I know IMDB isn't the most reliable when it comes to rumors, but there's a lot of stuff on Google floating around, too.

 

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Mistress 
Title: Former CR
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Registered: Oct '02
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Date Posted: 1/22 7:39pm Subject: RE: The Daily Bantha - Date Edited: 1/22 7:40pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Mistress
I heard about this, and I can say I am very excited. I luved the xFiles so so much. I kept watching until the bitter ugly end. *sigh*

I wonder what time frame it will be in (pastPresentFuture)



edited to say...great Idea zoom

 

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Zoom_Cthooga 
Title: Former Southern CO Chapter Rep
Registered: Jun '04
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Date Posted: 1/22 9:20pm Subject: RE: The Daily Bantha
Mistress posted:
edited to say...great Idea zoom


I wasn't sure if I should call the "newspaper" "The Daily Bantha" or "The Sandy Vagina." While the two may be synonymous with each other...



...I thought I'd shoot for a PG rating, so after it becomes syndicated it can sit next to the NY Times, rather than the Detective.

 

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Obi_Wannabe 
Registered: Mar '02
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Date Posted: 1/23 6:46am Subject: RE: The Daily Bantha
How is this different than the rest of the board? The whole thing is the Daily Bantha, it's all what's happening to each of us.

 

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Zoom_Cthooga 
Title: Former Southern CO Chapter Rep
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Date Posted: 1/23 7:51am Subject: RE: The Daily Bantha
Because we don't have a thread where we can say "Hey everybody, I saw a raccoon on the way to work today. I didn't think we had raccoons"...?

Or perhaps it was a ring-tailed lemur. If memory serves correctly, I think they're native to Southern Colorado.

 

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ArchaicRebel 
Registered: May '04
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Date Posted: 1/23 8:12am Subject: RE: The Daily Bantha
...somewhere... someone's panties are in a bunch. I don't know who, but when I find out more, it will be breaking news in the Daily Bantha.

 

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SITH__CHICK 
Title: RMFF President and Chapter Rep
Registered: Mar '02
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Date Posted: 1/23 8:20am Subject: RE: The Daily Bantha
My virtal memory is low & windows is going to do something. O:

 

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Sarnia 
Registered: Jun '04
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Date Posted: 1/23 8:25am Subject: RE: The Daily Bantha
Did you know that scientists in Sweden have gotten grant monies to do a study on how much cow belching contributes to greenhouse gasses?

 

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ArchaicRebel 
Registered: May '04
43710_Dr. Cox Kenobi
Date Posted: 1/23 8:29am Subject: RE: The Daily Bantha
I was expecting them to do a study on how bunching of the panties can seriously affect people's disposition.

 

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RubberDuckTape 
Title: Southern CO Chapter Rep
Registered: Oct '03
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Date Posted: 1/23 8:34am Subject: RE: The Daily Bantha
Hey, where's the comics? That's the only reason I read the paper.

 

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ArchaicRebel 
Registered: May '04
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Date Posted: 1/23 8:36am Subject: RE: The Daily Bantha
RubberDuckTape posted:
Hey, where's the comics? That's the only reason I read the paper.


 

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Zoom_Cthooga 
Title: Former Southern CO Chapter Rep
Registered: Jun '04
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Date Posted: 1/23 8:39am Subject: RE: The Daily Bantha
SITH__CHICK posted:
My virtal memory is low & windows is going to do something. O:


Right-click My Computer --> Properties --> Performance Section…Settings Button --> Advanced --> Virtual Memory Section…Change Button

Make sure the Custom Size radio button is checked, and set…

Initial Size: 2046
Maximum Size: 4092

Click OK --> OK --> OK

It’ll ask you to reboot, but you shouldn’t have virtual memory problems anymore.

(Although, this’ll only work if you have a decent size hard drive and Windows XP -- if you have at least 10 gigs of free space, you'll be fine. If not, umm...PM me?)

(Or you can just reboot and that might fix everything just because)

 

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Darth_Tofu 
Registered: Mar '02
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Date Posted: 1/23 10:09am Subject: RE: The Daily Bantha - Date Edited: 1/23 10:14am (4 edits total) Edited By: Darth_Tofu
more comics happy



edit: why does the image post button hate me?

 

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Jedi_Knight_Birr 
Title: Southwest RSA
Registered: Jun '02
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Date Posted: 1/23 7:21pm Subject: RE: The Daily Bantha
ArchaicRebel posted:






laugh laugh laugh

 

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RubberDuckTape 
Title: Southern CO Chapter Rep
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Date Posted: 1/25 9:47am Subject: RE: The Daily Bantha
new comic for today

http://www.kendyck.com/images/nameless-dread14.jpg

 

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BFett88 
Registered: Dec '03
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Date Posted: 1/25 9:49am Subject: RE: The Daily Bantha
My cats caught a mouse and it was still alive with a big gash on its neck.

 

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