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ArchaicRebel
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May '04
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Date Posted:
3/21 9:25am
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RE: The Daily Bantha
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Zoom_Cthooga posted:
How much longer til they awake the dead-but-dreaming one!? I must get down there!
The eternal one is not laying dead-but-dreaming in the Antarctic! The Old Ones are! With their not-quite-vegetable-or-animal tentacles and wings.
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Zoom_Cthooga
Title: Former Southern CO Chapter Rep
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Date Posted:
3/21 9:28am
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Oh, that's right. He's still in the Caribbean after that guy drove his boat into his stomach.
Or so we think. He might've made the trip down there to eliminate the rest of his enemies, and left the Atlantic to Father Dagon.
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Zoom_Cthooga
Title: Former Southern CO Chapter Rep
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Date Posted:
3/25 8:23am
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Consumer confidence sinks to 5-year low
Oh well. 
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Zoom_Cthooga
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Date Posted:
3/25 8:39am
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NY gov says he tried coke and pot
This is just awesome for NY. First Spitzer, now this guy. Why do they decide to come clean after they take the podium? And why do they think people care? I think by now, most people have had some sort of vice or another, and the fact that they've made it to a high ranking position in society should say something. Right? Really. Who cares? It just means they're human.
I don't want to hear any more dirty laundry unless the headlines read...
"NH governor spent time in South Pacific as cannibal"
"AL senator admits to being a serial killer"
"CO governor admits to having sexual relations with extraterrestrials to create a master race"
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ZOOfo-Dyas
Title: Former RMFF CR
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3/25 9:04am
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Zoom_Cthooga posted:
"CO governor admits to having sexual relations with extraterrestrials to create a master race"
I didn't know Ritter was a Mormon? 
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kreleia
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3/25 9:51am
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 all ur base... i haz dem.
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Zoom_Cthooga
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3/27 8:06am
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ROFLOLOMG -- U.S. Passports are made in Thailand!
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Zoom_Cthooga
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3/27 8:30am
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And... Japan's going to test re-entry of paper airplane designs.
"In a test outside Tokyo in early February, a prototype about 2.8 inches long and 2 inches wide survived Mach 7 speeds and broiling temperatures up to 446 degrees Fahrenheit in a hypersonic wind tunnel."
I dunno about you, but if it's made by an origami master, I'll ride in it. Heck, I should start looking at folding my own supersonic plane for travel purposes.
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ZOOfo-Dyas
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3/28 3:54pm
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 Whoa! 
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ArchaicRebel
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Date Posted:
3/28 5:00pm
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ZOOfo-Dyas posted:
Whoa!
Gee, what's the world come to when your childhood idols and heart throbs are drawn and quartered for rape charges after having their face plastered all over the internet? 
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catz44
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Jul '04
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Date Posted:
4/10 7:34am
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Some kid wanted to whack Chuck Norris!
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/04/10/chuck_norris_list/
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Zoom_Cthooga
Title: Former Southern CO Chapter Rep
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LOL. Chuck Norris destroyed the Periodic Table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
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ArchaicRebel
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Date Posted:
4/12 11:30am
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Rick Astley is a bit freaked out by the Rick Rolling phenomenon, as he lives a quiet life in a London suburb (Chelsea, maybe?). Of course, Sony and the guy who wrote the song want tens of millions of dollars in recompense for people Rick Rolling each other.
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LadyoftheMandalore
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4/12 7:09pm
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It's Yuri's Night!
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"What you do defines who you are"
"No, who you are defines what you do, right Jude?"
"Surely it's not what you do, but the way that you do it."
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ArchaicRebel
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Date Posted:
4/12 8:26pm
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I got called out by a six-year-old today.
Just got done impuslively speed-testing (whereupon I returned it to a sedate 80) the new vehicular conveyance on Salt Lake's flat-and-true salt pan roads on the way back from the Golden Spike when the boy starts asking about dinner.
(to Kre): Mom, can we go to Godfather's Pizza?
Kre: Yes.
(to me): Nigel, can you go any faster?  
I said something about going as fast as I safely could...
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