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RIP bamers
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bamers_rev_4
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Jul '08
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Date Posted:
7/9 2:39pm
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RE: RIP bamers
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Bamers: Bring out yer dead. [Hits gong]
Darth Hair: Here's one.
Bamers: Ninepence.
Halibut: I'm not dead!
Bamers: What?
Darth Hair: Nothing. Here's your ninepence.
Halibut: I'm not dead!
Bamers: 'Ere, he says he's not dead.
Darth Hair: Yes he is.
Halibut: I'm not!
Bamers: He isn't!
Darth Hair: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
Halibut: I'm getting betta!
Darth Hair: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.
Bamers: I can't take 'im like that! It's against regulation!
Halibut: I don't want to go on the cart!
Darth Hair: Oh, don't be such a baby!
Bamers: I can't take him.
Halibut: I feel fine!
Darth Hair: Who's that then?
Bamers: I dunno. Must be a king.
Darth Hair: Why?
Bamers: He hasn't got **** all over him.
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Mistress
Title: Former CR
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Oct '02
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Date Posted:
7/9 2:41pm
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RE: RIP bamers
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More more more! *squeal*
This is great. *grabs popcorn and hunkers down*
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bamers_rev_4
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Date Posted:
7/9 2:42pm
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RE: RIP bamers
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TheGhostOfBamers
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Jul '08
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Date Posted:
7/9 2:44pm
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RE: RIP bamers
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bamers_rev_4 posted:
gulp!
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Bam!
Bam!
Bam!
...Bam!
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bamers_rev_4
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Jul '08
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Date Posted:
7/9 2:57pm
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RE: RIP bamers
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Halibut: None shall post.
Bamers: What?
Halibut: None shall post.
Bamers: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Mod, but I must post this spam.
Halibut: Then you shall be banned.
Bamers: I command you, as King of the Spammers, to stand aside and let me post!
Halibut: I move for no man, or fish, or orangutan.
Bamers: So be it!
[rounds of melee, with Bamers cutting off the left arm of the manfish.]
Bamers: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
Halibut: Tis but a scratch.
Bamers: A scratch?! Your arm's off!
Halibut: No it isn't.
Bamers: Well what's that then? [Pointing to the mod's banning arm lying on the ground.]
Halibut: I've had worse.
Bamers: You liar!
Halibut: Come on then, you pansy! [Charges Bamers, who chops the knight's remaining arm off.]
Bamers: Victory is mine! [kneels and starts to pray to Zoom] We thank thee Lord Zoom Cthuga, that in thy-- [is kicked in the head by the armless mod.]
Halibut: Come on then!
Bamers: What?
Halibut: Have at you! [Kicks Bamers]
Bamers: You are indeed brave, good Sir Mod, but the fight is mine.
Halibut: Oohh, had enough, eh?
Bamers: Look, you stupid rat-bastage, you've got no arms left!
Halibut: Yes I have.
Bamers: Look!
Halibut: Just a flesh wound. [Continues to kick and taunt Bamers]
Bamers: Stop that!
Halibut: Chicken! Chicken!
Bamers: Look, I'll have your leg. [Recieves a very sharp kick] Right! [Chops off one of the mod's legs]
Halibut: Right! I'll do you for that!
Bamers: You'll what?
Halibut: Come here!
Bamers: What are you going to do, bleed on me?!
Halibut: I'm invincible! I'm a mod! I'll ban you!
Bamers: You're a looney.
Halibut: The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you! Come on then. [Hopping on one leg towards Bamers]
[Bamers chops his other leg off, leaving his body upright on the ground.]
Halibut: Alright, we'll call it a draw.
Bamers: Come, Patsy!
Halibut: Oh, oh I see. Running away, eh?! You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you! I'll bite your legs off!!
[Fade to black.]
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Mistress
Title: Former CR
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Date Posted:
7/9 3:00pm
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RE: RIP bamers
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"For man, when perfected, is the best of animals, but, when separated from law and justice, he is the worst of all." Aristotle
Proud member of the "Prayer for Palin" brigade...we pray for no Palin.
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bamers
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Jul '08
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Date Posted:
7/9 3:16pm
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RE: RIP bamers
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*burrrrp*
more popcorn, wenchie.
Turn off the lights.
Down in front.
Showtime!
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Vive La Resistance!!!
Looking for the secksay one armed MANFISH.
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bamers_rev_4
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Date Posted:
7/9 3:28pm
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RE: RIP bamers
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You just want to be down in front with her, in the dark, don'tcha? 
Time to get a camera. 
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SITH__CHICK
Title: RMFF President and Chapter Rep
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Mar '02
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Date Posted:
7/9 3:37pm
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RE: RIP bamers
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bowm-chick-a-wa-wa *that's my p0rn music starting up
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Sometimes I wish we could agree to disagree. Because I am, what I am & that's all I am.
When I said WE, you know I meant ME, when I said SW
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bamers_rev_4
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Date Posted:
7/9 3:46pm
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RE: RIP bamers
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This is why we don't allow Bamers at the WOTR open cockpit day:
Bamers: You ever been in a cockpit before?
Joey: No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.
Bamers: You ever…seen a grown man naked?
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bamers
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Date Posted:
7/9 7:14pm
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RE: RIP bamers
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bamers_rev_4 posted:
You just want to be down in front with her, in the dark, don'tcha?
Time to get a camera.
I wish someone had a camera. That wench hit me with her car. I want to sue. Someone call in the Strong Arm. He'll get me my money.
SHOW ME THE MONEY, STRONGARM!
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Vive La Resistance!!!
Looking for the secksay one armed MANFISH.
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bamers-lite
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Jul '08
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Date Posted:
7/10 8:43am
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bamers will never die
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alBAMers
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Jul '08
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Date Posted:
7/10 8:53am
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RE: RIP bamers
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Bamers is a way of life.
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Where did this banjo on my knee come from?
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TheGhostOfBamers
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Date Posted:
7/10 10:12am
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RE: RIP bamers
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Bamers is my love child.
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TheGhostOfBamers
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Date Posted:
7/10 10:15am
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RE: RIP bamers
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Bamers is my baby mama.
I are so confused!!!
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