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Tread lightly, Bamers...we have been infiltrated!
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bamers_rev_4
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7/9 3:57pm
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"A census taker once tried to pants me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."
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bamers_rev_4
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7/9 3:58pm
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"You can't handle the pants!"
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bamers_rev_4
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7/9 3:59pm
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"Mama always said life was like a box of pants. You never know what you're gonna get."
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bamers_rev_4
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7/9 4:00pm
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"One morning I shot an elephant in my pants. How he got in my pants, I don't know."
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bamers_rev_4
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7/9 4:01pm
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"Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to pants me. Aren't you?"
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bamers_rev_4
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7/9 4:03pm
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"Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac…It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!!"
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bamers_rev_4
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7/9 4:06pm
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Hello? Anybody home? Hello, Mr. Gopher! It's me, Mr. Squirrel. Just a harmless squirrel. Not a plastic explosive or anything. Nothing to be worried about. I'm just here to make your last hours on earth as peaceful as possible. Don't mind this. This is doctor's orders. You don't mind if I just pop in there for a few laughs? That's right. Or in the words of Jean-Paul Sartre: "Au revoir, gopher." This is going to be sweet.
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barners
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7/9 4:19pm
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TheGhostOfBamers posted:
Attention!
Do not listen to the one called "barners." That evil penguin is a fake!
This is "barners" true self:
Barners also takes human form...in a purple dress:
You have been warned...
Bam!
QUACK QUACK HUBBA HUBBA QUACK QUACK HUBBA HUBBA QUACK QUACK HUBBA HUBBA QUACK QUACK HUBBA HUBBA QUACK QUACK HUBBA HUBBA!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Vive La Resistance!!!
Looking for the secksay one armed MANFISH.
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bamers
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7/9 7:12pm
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Alas poor Barners, I knew him well. Seems the land mine that should have taken my bill took his instead. Now only gibberish leaves his bill-less bill. *sigh*
Never again will we hear the sweet melody of his harpie like honk.
Never again will duck dames feel the gentle caress of his rubbery nibble.
Never again will he know the tang of a sauerkraut margarita...poor poor Barners.
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Vive La Resistance!!!
Looking for the secksay one armed MANFISH.
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TheGhostOfBamers
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7/10 8:18am
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bamers posted:
Alas poor Barners, I knew him well. Seems the land mine that should have taken my bill took his instead. Now only gibberish leaves his bill-less bill. *sigh*
Never again will we hear the sweet melody of his harpie like honk.
Never again will duck dames feel the gentle caress of his rubbery nibble.
Never again will he know the tang of a sauerkraut margarita...poor poor Barners.
Alas, poor barners, we knew him well.
His breath smelled of fish, his farts were quite potent.
Can I have his stapler?
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Bam!
Bam!
Bam!
...Bam!
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Sarnia
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7/10 8:24am
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"And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire..."
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All Hail Snarkamis!!!!!!!! Evil Incarnate in a deceptively sweet exterior...
you can't get THIS many features with something inflated with an air pump and in potential need of a puncture repair kit.....
ZOOthos' Evil Receptacle
Keeper of ancient Sarnese
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alBAMers
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7/10 9:01am
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Aye, fight and you may die. Run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR BAMMERS!
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Where did this banjo on my knee come from?
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