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GrandAdmiralJello Title: Emperor • EUC • JCC Registered: Nov '00	Date Posted: 5/27/05 5:03pm Subject: The Church of Waru - Date Edited: 6/18/07 1:21am (3 edits total) Edited By: Mr44
	Greetings and salutations, fellow mortals. It is I, Jello, also known as the Waru of Waru. A few days ago, in this thread, a revelation was made that revealed the glorious light of Waru to our pitiful minds. Waru has invoked his awesome powers of the anti-Force to create two prophets, jawajames and Halagad_Ventor--as well as myself, GrandAdmiralJello, the Waru of Waru--his mortal representative on Earth. I inform you that for a mere one thousand credits, you can become a Blessed Son/Daughter of the great Waru and earn your own Slab of Waru™ for your religious and devotional purposes. Join now, and let us spread the light and glory that is Waru all over the galaxy! Roster: GrandAdmiralJello - Waru of Waru jawajames - High Prophet #1 of Waru Halagad_Ventor - High Prophet #2 of Waru rogue_wookiee - Herald of Waru (and keeper of Waru merchandise) Ackbar_van_gungan - the Sacred Slab of Waru™ Be cool! Join today! NB. This is a fanclub thread. -----signature----- SPQR Vates Jυλιαδις Moribus antiquis res stat Romana virisque - Ennius Tu regere imperio populos, Romanæ, memento; hæ tibi erunt artes; pascisque imponere morem, parcere subjectis et debellare superbos - Virgil
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JEDI-KILLER_17 Registered: May '05	Date Posted: 5/27/05 5:05pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
	Oh Waru.......i have to join. -----signature----- I have a bad feeling about this... Church of Waru Organist and Music Director
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GrandAdmiralJello Title: Emperor • EUC • JCC Registered: Nov '00	Date Posted: 5/27/05 5:10pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
	Welcome aboard, wayward devotee! -----signature----- SPQR Vates Jυλιαδις Moribus antiquis res stat Romana virisque - Ennius Tu regere imperio populos, Romanæ, memento; hæ tibi erunt artes; pascisque imponere morem, parcere subjectis et debellare superbos - Virgil
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JEDI-KILLER_17 Registered: May '05	Date Posted: 5/27/05 5:12pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
	Does the Church of Waru need a Organ player? -----signature----- I have a bad feeling about this... Church of Waru Organist and Music Director
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Daughter_of_Yubyub Registered: Jul '02	Date Posted: 5/27/05 5:17pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
	giggles Okay, I'll play. -----signature----- The Timbit Evangelist Dark Lady of the JCC Yubsié, Handmaiden of the Crest EUDF Commodore\| Assistant Empress etc.- WJFC See my bio for my memberships and fanfiction
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jawajames Title: Vice President/Chapt er Rep San Diego, CA Registered: Apr '02	Date Posted: 5/27/05 5:19pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru - Date Edited: 5/27/05 5:25pm (3 edits total) Edited By: jawajames
	As Prophet of Waru, I have forseen through his golden ichor... we will have an organist, and he shall be known as Jedi-Killer_17... for Waru calls for melodious strains! and lo, we shall also grant grace upon Daughter_of_YubYub, who truly has seen the light of Waru! -----signature----- Prophet of the Church of Waru. "Jawajames, can I have your girlfriend? Please?" - TalonCard and my eye just fell off...
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GrandAdmiralJello Title: Emperor • EUC • JCC Registered: Nov '00	Date Posted: 5/27/05 5:20pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
	It couldn't hurt. Organs can help focus our souls upon him. Lady Ewok, you're welcome to join. -----signature----- SPQR Vates Jυλιαδις Moribus antiquis res stat Romana virisque - Ennius Tu regere imperio populos, Romanæ, memento; hæ tibi erunt artes; pascisque imponere morem, parcere subjectis et debellare superbos - Virgil
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NaboosPrincess Title: Manager Emeritus Registered: May '01	Date Posted: 5/27/05 5:28pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
	Oh my, just what this forum needs. All hail Waru. -----signature----- Shark movies bring out a rough crowd.
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GrandAdmiralJello Title: Emperor • EUC • JCC Registered: Nov '00	Date Posted: 5/27/05 5:41pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
	Ah, our First High Prophet has arrived. Hello my colleague. Thank you, O Moddess, for realizing the glory that is Waru. He will bless the EUC that is your ward and grant fortune upon your management here. -----signature----- SPQR Vates Jυλιαδις Moribus antiquis res stat Romana virisque - Ennius Tu regere imperio populos, Romanæ, memento; hæ tibi erunt artes; pascisque imponere morem, parcere subjectis et debellare superbos - Virgil
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NaboosPrincess Title: Manager Emeritus Registered: May '01	Date Posted: 5/27/05 5:42pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
	Yeah, he better. Otherwise his thread is getting locked. -----signature----- Shark movies bring out a rough crowd.
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JEDI-KILLER_17 Registered: May '05	Date Posted: 5/27/05 5:45pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
	plays soothing "Medley of Waru" -----signature----- I have a bad feeling about this... Church of Waru Organist and Music Director
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trianiigirl Registered: Jun '02	Date Posted: 5/27/05 5:45pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
	So what kind of benefits does a Church of Waru member get? Somewhere nice to spend the afterlife, or what?
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JEDI-KILLER_17 Registered: May '05	Date Posted: 5/27/05 5:48pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
	It's the satisfaction of giving Waru glory. *Plays "take me out to the ballgame" -----signature----- I have a bad feeling about this... Church of Waru Organist and Music Director
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GrandAdmiralJello Title: Emperor • EUC • JCC Registered: Nov '00	Date Posted: 5/27/05 5:50pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
	Moddess: Hey, there is no need to threaten him. Waru loves all beings. trianii: You get a Slab™ and some golden magic floss. Plus free monthly medical checkups with Waru. -----signature----- SPQR Vates Jυλιαδις Moribus antiquis res stat Romana virisque - Ennius Tu regere imperio populos, Romanæ, memento; hæ tibi erunt artes; pascisque imponere morem, parcere subjectis et debellare superbos - Virgil
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trianiigirl Registered: Jun '02	Date Posted: 5/27/05 5:51pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
	So Waru is divine health insurance?
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GrandAdmiralJello Title: Emperor • EUC • JCC Registered: Nov '00	Date Posted: 5/27/05 5:52pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
	Pretty much. His main attribute is healing. You enter his golden membrane and he envelops you and within minutes, you pop out of a goo good as new. Not even Band-Aids can claim that kind of success rate! -----signature----- SPQR Vates Jυλιαδις Moribus antiquis res stat Romana virisque - Ennius Tu regere imperio populos, Romanæ, memento; hæ tibi erunt artes; pascisque imponere morem, parcere subjectis et debellare superbos - Virgil
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