Author Topic: The Church of Waru
Blue_Ice-Green_Fire  2498 posts
Registered: Oct '02
13690_Mirax Terrik
Date Posted: 5/30/05 9:14pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru - Date Edited: 5/30/05 9:15pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Blue_Ice-Green_Fire
*traipses in, donned traditional dietitian robe, made of coarse, sanded-down womprat skit, tails, and bones*

The average follower's diet is as follows:
Sunday: Fasting
Monday: See Sunday
Tuesday: See Monday
Wednesday: 3 meals; Morning: 8 oz. of Waru mixed with 1 cup of mush; Afternoon: 12 oz. of Waru; Evening: 2 cups of mush, a peck of weevils, and 6 oz. of Waru*
Thursday: See Wednesday
Friday: See Thursday
Saturday: See Friday

*Galactic measurement conversions not accounted for.

If one does not approve of the average follower's diet, I accept bribes.

-RebelScum- shall be consumed by Waru on Tuesday evening, following the end of the fast. If Waru has a fashion designer, please prepare the traditional sacrifical robes happy

 

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jedi_of_ennth  2017 posts
Registered: Mar '05
47553_Zekk
Date Posted: 5/30/05 9:18pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
I daresay I could perhaps serve as Waru's fashion designer, provided one has not yet been appointed ...

And the diet looks wonderfully Waru-ish. I shall follow it faithfully.

 

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JediCallista_1_6_e54  2579 posts
Registered: Apr '05
17455_Alema Rar
Date Posted: 5/30/05 9:20pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
If I am accepted, I shall cleanse Waru on Saturday, Sunday, and Monday. The other days will be pamper days.

 

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RK_Striker_JK_5  20142 posts
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49046_Tenel Ka (81109)
Date Posted: 5/30/05 9:21pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
And I shall protect Waru from all who would harm him.

Of course, who would harm him? Waru is here for all!

 

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jedi_of_ennth  2017 posts
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47553_Zekk
Date Posted: 5/30/05 9:29pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
Sadly, there are those who do not appreciate Waru's goodness. sad

 

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DaJames  1467 posts
Registered: Oct '00
20455_Stormtrooper
Date Posted: 5/30/05 9:32pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
We must be cautious, heretics do not carry the peace of Waru within them, therefore we cannot rely upon them to show decent manners in the presence of the Great Blob.

Ever think Obi-wan was the only one watching young Luke ? Think again. The great Waru was also watching, what did you think was in that blue milk ? wink

 

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darth_Boba  4990 posts
Registered: Aug '02
17820_Boba Fett<br>and Vader
Date Posted: 5/30/05 9:33pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
Well, he did hitch a ride on the bottom of Luke's speeder on the way into Mos Eisley.

 

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GrandAdmiralJello  59907 posts
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49389_NY Yankees
Date Posted: 5/30/05 9:36pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
Brilliant analyses people. We may be able to found a Waru University soon.




jedi_of_ennth: Fashion designer? You got it.

You can also design Waru logowear for the worshippers. They'll have to pay, of course. happy

 

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Blue_Ice-Green_Fire  2498 posts
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13690_Mirax Terrik
Date Posted: 5/30/05 9:38pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
I have dedicated a haiku to the master. See below. praying

 

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JediCallista_1_6_e54  2579 posts
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17455_Alema Rar
Date Posted: 5/30/05 9:42pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
*Cleans his globiness with Pine Sol lemon*

 

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GrandAdmiralJello  59907 posts
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Date Posted: 5/30/05 9:45pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
Lovely haiku, Bluey. happy

 

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lexu  13120 posts
Registered: May '02
20236_Mara Jade
Date Posted: 5/30/05 10:46pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
A sinner's life pledged
To his Holy Globbishness
Heed: the end is nigh --The Church of War, haiku


That Church of War? You betray our precious golden, semi-liquid diety? Blasphemor!

 

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GrandAdmiralJello  59907 posts
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Date Posted: 5/30/05 11:00pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
*the* lexu, *the*. tongue

I also assume it was a typo.

Or it had better be. devil

 

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lexu  13120 posts
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20236_Mara Jade
Date Posted: 5/31/05 3:56am Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
The irony of Waru humbles me. tongue

 

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GrandAdmiralJello  59907 posts
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Date Posted: 5/31/05 9:33am Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
Guys, I think I have a crush on Waru. What should I do? sad

 

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