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Author	Topic: The Church of Waru
Blue_Ice-Green_Fire Registered: Oct '02	Date Posted: 5/30/05 9:14pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru - Date Edited: 5/30/05 9:15pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Blue_Ice-Green_Fire
	traipses in, donned traditional dietitian robe, made of coarse, sanded-down womprat skit, tails, and bones The average follower's diet is as follows: Sunday: Fasting Monday: See Sunday Tuesday: See Monday Wednesday: 3 meals; Morning: 8 oz. of Waru mixed with 1 cup of mush; Afternoon: 12 oz. of Waru; Evening: 2 cups of mush, a peck of weevils, and 6 oz. of Waru* Thursday: See Wednesday Friday: See Thursday Saturday: See Friday *Galactic measurement conversions not accounted for. If one does not approve of the average follower's diet, I accept bribes. -RebelScum- shall be consumed by Waru on Tuesday evening, following the end of the fast. If Waru has a fashion designer, please prepare the traditional sacrifical robes -----signature----- This world is made of LOVE and PEACE
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jedi_of_ennth Registered: Mar '05	Date Posted: 5/30/05 9:18pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
	I daresay I could perhaps serve as Waru's fashion designer, provided one has not yet been appointed ... And the diet looks wonderfully Waru-ish. I shall follow it faithfully. -----signature----- "I'm your friend. I love you." -- Zekk to Jaina, LotF: Fury
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JediCallista_1_6_e54 Registered: Apr '05	Date Posted: 5/30/05 9:20pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
	If I am accepted, I shall cleanse Waru on Saturday, Sunday, and Monday. The other days will be pamper days. -----signature----- Many Bothans died to bring you Anakin_Sockwalker's sig.
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RK_Striker_JK_5 Registered: Jul '03	Date Posted: 5/30/05 9:21pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
	And I shall protect Waru from all who would harm him. Of course, who would harm him? Waru is here for all! -----signature----- E-married to the wonderful DarthIshtar. Now also her Padawan. Member of the Y.J.K. Revolution Staring into the Darkness http://boards.theforce.net/beyond_the_saga/b10477/27537567/p1/?23
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jedi_of_ennth Registered: Mar '05	Date Posted: 5/30/05 9:29pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
	Sadly, there are those who do not appreciate Waru's goodness. -----signature----- "I'm your friend. I love you." -- Zekk to Jaina, LotF: Fury
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DaJames Registered: Oct '00	Date Posted: 5/30/05 9:32pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
	We must be cautious, heretics do not carry the peace of Waru within them, therefore we cannot rely upon them to show decent manners in the presence of the Great Blob. Ever think Obi-wan was the only one watching young Luke ? Think again. The great Waru was also watching, what did you think was in that blue milk ? -----signature----- "I did it !" - Hiro Nakamura Not enough Bothans died to bring you this post Bad Guy : Who are you ? CIA ? FBI ? Tony : Actually, i'm unemployed
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darth_Boba Registered: Aug '02	Date Posted: 5/30/05 9:33pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
	Well, he did hitch a ride on the bottom of Luke's speeder on the way into Mos Eisley. -----signature----- I can't say rim.
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GrandAdmiralJello Title: Emperor • EUC • JCC Registered: Nov '00	Date Posted: 5/30/05 9:36pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
	Brilliant analyses people. We may be able to found a Waru University soon. jedi_of_ennth: Fashion designer? You got it. You can also design Waru logowear for the worshippers. They'll have to pay, of course. -----signature----- SPQR Vates Jυλιαδις Moribus antiquis res stat Romana virisque - Ennius Tu regere imperio populos, Romanæ, memento; hæ tibi erunt artes; pascisque imponere morem, parcere subjectis et debellare superbos - Virgil
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Blue_Ice-Green_Fire Registered: Oct '02	Date Posted: 5/30/05 9:38pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
	I have dedicated a haiku to the master. See below. -----signature----- This world is made of LOVE and PEACE
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JediCallista_1_6_e54 Registered: Apr '05	Date Posted: 5/30/05 9:42pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
	Cleans his globiness with Pine Sol lemon -----signature----- Many Bothans died to bring you Anakin_Sockwalker's sig.
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GrandAdmiralJello Title: Emperor • EUC • JCC Registered: Nov '00	Date Posted: 5/30/05 9:45pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
	Lovely haiku, Bluey. -----signature----- SPQR Vates Jυλιαδις Moribus antiquis res stat Romana virisque - Ennius Tu regere imperio populos, Romanæ, memento; hæ tibi erunt artes; pascisque imponere morem, parcere subjectis et debellare superbos - Virgil
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lexu Registered: May '02	Date Posted: 5/30/05 10:46pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
	A sinner's life pledged To his Holy Globbishness Heed: the end is nigh --The Church of War, haiku That Church of War? You betray our precious golden, semi-liquid diety? Blasphemor! -----signature----- the goal is to ignite you then move on
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GrandAdmiralJello Title: Emperor • EUC • JCC Registered: Nov '00	Date Posted: 5/30/05 11:00pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
	the lexu, the. I also assume it was a typo. Or it had better be. -----signature----- SPQR Vates Jυλιαδις Moribus antiquis res stat Romana virisque - Ennius Tu regere imperio populos, Romanæ, memento; hæ tibi erunt artes; pascisque imponere morem, parcere subjectis et debellare superbos - Virgil
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lexu Registered: May '02	Date Posted: 5/31/05 3:56am Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
	The irony of Waru humbles me. -----signature----- the goal is to ignite you then move on
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GrandAdmiralJello Title: Emperor • EUC • JCC Registered: Nov '00	Date Posted: 5/31/05 9:33am Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
	Guys, I think I have a crush on Waru. What should I do? -----signature----- SPQR Vates Jυλιαδις Moribus antiquis res stat Romana virisque - Ennius Tu regere imperio populos, Romanæ, memento; hæ tibi erunt artes; pascisque imponere morem, parcere subjectis et debellare superbos - Virgil
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