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Author Topic: The Church of Waru
TypoCelchu  12601 posts
Registered: Feb '05
7862_TIE Interceptors
Date Posted: 5/31/05 9:38am Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
If you goons make it far enough to get a senate seat, I'm going to cry.

 

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GrandAdmiralJello  59905 posts
Title: Emperor
• EUC
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 Registered: Nov '00
49389_NY Yankees
Date Posted: 5/31/05 9:40am Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
laugh

I haven't decided whether or not I'll actually ask for someone to get a seat.

 

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TypoCelchu  12601 posts
Registered: Feb '05
7862_TIE Interceptors
Date Posted: 5/31/05 9:41am Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
I certainly hope not. We don't need Waru to infect the politics of the EUC.

 

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Evil_King_Wiggins  14741 posts
Registered: Aug '03
49378_Chiss Sith (100509)
Date Posted: 5/31/05 9:51am Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
I can be Waru's water boy.

Evil.

 

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EmperorSorridom  5002 posts
Registered: Apr '05
8039_Imperial Seal
Date Posted: 5/31/05 10:05am Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
With Waru, the EUC doesn't need a Senate.

 

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"The Empire will always strike back." --Gilad Pellaeon
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zit5us  55 posts
Registered: May '05
18607_C-3PO's body
Date Posted: 5/31/05 10:20am Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
hwo the heck is Waru?

 
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EmperorSorridom  5002 posts
Registered: Apr '05
8039_Imperial Seal
Date Posted: 5/31/05 10:30am Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
shock shock shock shock shock

shame_on_you

 

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T65BRay 
Registered: Mar '05
22806_Skywalker Saber
Date Posted: 5/31/05 10:39am Subject: RE: The Church of Waru - Date Edited: 5/31/05 10:40am (2 edits total) Edited By: T65BRay
Help me!!! I was jumped by heathens...with baseball bats!!!

 

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jawajames  10013 posts
Title: Vice President/Chapt er Rep
San Diego, CA
 Registered: Apr '02
6198_Jawa
Date Posted: 5/31/05 11:36am Subject: RE: The Church of Waru - Date Edited: 5/31/05 11:38am (1 edits total) Edited By: jawajames
What a joyous day it is to return to this sacred space and see all the newly initiated. Warm feelings it brings to this prophet's heart.

Pamperers, protectors, waterboys and haiku-writers. Such marvelous talents given freely in service to Waru. I have forseen this and it will help bring the glorious world that Waru has promised all the faithful.

as for the senate... we are beyond the Senate, for we are one in Waru.

 

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and my eye just fell off...
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-RebelScum-  16784 posts
Registered: Feb '04
16245_Obi-Wan
Date Posted: 5/31/05 12:13pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
I bring you the teaching of -Heretic Scummy- !



Waru is golden for a reason! He is made of stinky limburger cheese! He was originally going to be a Star Trek Next Generation villain but HE WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR STAR TREK!

So they put him in a little book called Crystal Star and he was loathed by many. And untill CoW (yes, someone named there cult CoW...) came along all was right in the world, but CoW teaches Waru is great, that Waru does NOT suck, it is a lie! Waru is pure evil I say this to the giant blob.

If yo mama was any fatter she'd look like YOU!

O yes, I went there.


-The Scummy-

 

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Blue_Ice-Green_Fire  2498 posts
Registered: Oct '02
13690_Mirax Terrik
Date Posted: 5/31/05 1:12pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
I also assume it was a typo.

Or it had better be

*hasty scrambling and bowing* Of course, of course... it has been changed, oh Waru of Warus... *wipes brow in relief*

For the Senate: State and religion should not mix shame_on_you Look what happened to the Empire tongue Of course, our devotion to this ancient religion will help give us clairvoyance enough to heal the heretic... devil

 

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jedi_of_ennth  2017 posts
Registered: Mar '05
47553_Zekk
Date Posted: 5/31/05 1:17pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru - Date Edited: 5/31/05 1:17pm (1 edits total) Edited By: jedi_of_ennth
The traditional sacrificial robes are ready, dietitian. May Waru enjoy his meal.

 

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RK_Striker_JK_5  20142 posts
Registered: Jul '03
49046_Tenel Ka (81109)
Date Posted: 5/31/05 1:18pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
It has been a good day for me. How about you, oh fellow worshippers of the golden one?

 

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Blue_Ice-Green_Fire  2498 posts
Registered: Oct '02
13690_Mirax Terrik
Date Posted: 5/31/05 1:54pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
ennth: Wonderful! We can commence the feasting upon tonight, as we end our fast.

Striker: A little peckish. But I should not say such things during the fast! shock

 

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JediCallista_1_6_e54  2579 posts
Registered: Apr '05
17455_Alema Rar
Date Posted: 5/31/05 1:59pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
Today is a pamper day. Prophet, what does Waru wish me to work on?

 

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