Author Topic: The Church of Waru
NaboosPrincess  15016 posts
Title: Manager Emeritus
Registered: May '01
6907_Anakin and Padme
Date Posted: 5/31/05 1:59pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
I am excited for this feast thing.

 

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RK_Striker_JK_5  20142 posts
Registered: Jul '03
49046_Tenel Ka (81109)
Date Posted: 5/31/05 2:07pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
No problem, Blue_Ice-Green_Fire. We all must suffer a bit so we know what it is like for those who do not know of Waru's benevolence.

*Takes place once more at the entrance, lightsaber, force pike and blaster rifle at the ready*

 

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GrandAdmiralJello  59895 posts
Title: Emperor
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Registered: Nov '00
49389_NY Yankees
Date Posted: 5/31/05 2:52pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
Yes, yes let us feast. All our loyal worshippers shall enjoy a grand feast. Moddess, you too are invited.

HereticScummy... you can be a jester or something. We'll poke fun at your ignorant blasphemy. happy

 

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jawajames  10013 posts
Title: Vice President/Chapt er Rep
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Registered: Apr '02
6198_Jawa
Date Posted: 5/31/05 3:03pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
Prophet, what does Waru wish me to work on?

I foresee that Waru wishes for you to serve Waru iced tea and play the xylophone in melodious strains.

And then we shall feast once Waru's thirst has been quenched and air is sweet with the tunes of percussion instrumetns.

Feasting rocks, sayeth Waru.

 

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Evil_King_Wiggins  14741 posts
Registered: Aug '03
49378_Chiss Sith (100509)
Date Posted: 5/31/05 3:09pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
Uh, excuse me! I'm the water boy, quenching Waru's thirst is my job.

Evil.

 

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RK_Striker_JK_5  20142 posts
Registered: Jul '03
49046_Tenel Ka (81109)
Date Posted: 5/31/05 3:43pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
Thank you, jawajames.

All shall feast! All shall rejoice!

 

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jawajames  10013 posts
Title: Vice President/Chapt er Rep
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Registered: Apr '02
6198_Jawa
Date Posted: 5/31/05 3:55pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
Waru has willed that Waterboy should not be jealous of The Pamperer's iced tea service, for who will draw the water that goes into the holy ice cubes? We all have our roles to fill, our services to offer up to Waru, who gives us all UNLIMITED POWER!!!! Do not do it for your own glory, but for the glory of Waru!


 

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JediCallista_1_6_e54  2579 posts
Registered: Apr '05
17455_Alema Rar
Date Posted: 5/31/05 3:57pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru - Date Edited: 5/31/05 4:03pm (1 edits total) Edited By: JediCallista_1_6_e54
*Pulls out xylophone and plays along with the organ and serves holy iced tea*

 

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darth_Boba  4990 posts
Registered: Aug '02
17820_Boba Fett<br>and Vader
Date Posted: 5/31/05 3:59pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
*Draws of Waru defeating the Heretics*

 

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RK_Striker_JK_5  20142 posts
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49046_Tenel Ka (81109)
Date Posted: 5/31/05 3:59pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
Hmm, do you know anything by the Gin Blossoms?

 

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Zedd-Vega  5132 posts
Registered: Dec '03
44048_Republic Commando - Sev
Date Posted: 5/31/05 4:33pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
*pours himself a prairie oyster*

YUM!

We all should pick a drink of choice for the feast. One of which only ourselves can partake in.

And any and all Star Trek bound prisoners will be served moose pee.

The prairie oysters are mine! silly

 

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darth_Boba  4990 posts
Registered: Aug '02
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Date Posted: 5/31/05 4:47pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
Bull testicles?

 

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Zedd-Vega  5132 posts
Registered: Dec '03
44048_Republic Commando - Sev
Date Posted: 5/31/05 4:49pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
Eww.. no.

Prairie Oysters are used to cure hangovers.

Watch some Cowboy Bebop or look up the recipe online.

 

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darth_Boba  4990 posts
Registered: Aug '02
17820_Boba Fett<br>and Vader
Date Posted: 5/31/05 4:59pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
Well, where I'm from, Prairie Oysters are deepfried bull testicles.

 

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Dark_Assassin  1071 posts
Registered: May '03
39847_Darth Vader
Date Posted: 5/31/05 5:01pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
I'll Join in.

 

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