Author Topic: The Church of Waru
JEDI-KILLER_17  454 posts
Registered: May '05
42763_Darth Maleval
Date Posted: 5/31/05 7:41pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
*plays uppity cantina music to eat and dance in the glory of Waru.

 

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Zedd-Vega  5132 posts
Registered: Dec '03
44048_Republic Commando - Sev
Date Posted: 5/31/05 7:48pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
I propose that everything within the Church of Waru be made out of gold.

Silverware

Plates

Urinals

Tapestries

EVERYTHING! MUST! BE! GOLD!

 

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NaboosPrincess  15016 posts
Title: Manager Emeritus
Registered: May '01
6907_Anakin and Padme
Date Posted: 5/31/05 7:49pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
That will cost a ton of money.

 

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Fire_Light  8276 posts
Registered: Mar '02
42319_Lando Playing Sabacc
Date Posted: 5/31/05 7:50pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
Money is no object in the glorification of Waru.

 

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JediCallista_1_6_e54  2579 posts
Registered: Apr '05
17455_Alema Rar
Date Posted: 5/31/05 7:51pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
How can silverware be gold. It's SILVERware. Iy must be named goldware

 

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TypoCelchu  12601 posts
Registered: Feb '05
7862_TIE Interceptors
Date Posted: 5/31/05 7:51pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
Wait... Gold Silverware... isn't that an oxymoron of some type?

 

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darth_Boba  4990 posts
Registered: Aug '02
17820_Boba Fett<br>and Vader
Date Posted: 5/31/05 7:51pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
Silverware

You mean Goldware.

 

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TypoCelchu  12601 posts
Registered: Feb '05
7862_TIE Interceptors
Date Posted: 5/31/05 7:52pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
Ha! Great minds think alike...

 

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RK_Striker_JK_5  20161 posts
Registered: Jul '03
49046_Tenel Ka (81109)
Date Posted: 5/31/05 7:53pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
Lovely, darth_Boba! You are a magnificent artist.

I think some gold is fine, but not too much.

 

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Halagad_Ventor  1278 posts
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Registered: Jul '01
41556_Halagad Ventor
Date Posted: 5/31/05 8:41pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
Boy, RebelScum's been iced more times than Kenny.

I declare RebelScum...the Bevel Lemelisk of the Church of Waru! Expire gruesomely, only to be brought back to life again and again through the liquid glory of Waru.

Prophetically yours,
Abel

 

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darth_Boba  4990 posts
Registered: Aug '02
17820_Boba Fett<br>and Vader
Date Posted: 5/31/05 8:43pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
I guess that makes him the Hevel Lemetic, then.

 

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-RebelScum-  16784 posts
Registered: Feb '04
16245_Obi-Wan
Date Posted: 5/31/05 8:55pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
Palps- "Heretic Scummy!"
Me- "Yes my master"
Palps- "Riiiiiiise"

*I rise up in a Vader suit*

Thanks for stabbing me! Now im stuck in this suit!



And Waru still sucks!


-The Scummy-

 

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Blue_Ice-Green_Fire  2498 posts
Registered: Oct '02
13690_Mirax Terrik
Date Posted: 5/31/05 8:55pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
Behold! *rings golden gong* The feast shall begin! *scutters around making preperations*

(Tenor Follower steps forward and begins his song)

Tenor: The twelve lavious food dishes I bring to this fast breaking:

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Twelve bottles of Alderaan Ruge
Eleven juicy moonglows
Ten fishy vroses
Nine loaves of drew cake
Eight bottles of Rimble wine
Seven kanali wafers
Six tasty ladneks
Fiiiiive endagered species!
Four land shrimps
Three blocks of neonan red cheese
Two nut-beetles
And a ration bar dipped in Rakririan Burnout saaaauce!

(Assembly line of followers places all these dishes on Waru's table)

...

(Cook tosses some gruel, weevils, and Waru on the ground)

Eat up. happy Enjoy the feast which Waru has provided with us.

...Do we have anyone to sacrifice, as the heretic has been titled the court jester? confused

(*Zedd_Vega: Waru can have thirteen Ganymede sea rats as well)

 

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jedi_of_ennth  2017 posts
Registered: Mar '05
47553_Zekk
Date Posted: 5/31/05 9:00pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
Praises to Waru! I did not miss the feast!

And if our resident heretic is now the court jester, does this mean I'll have to pick the ceremonial court jester robes up from the dry cleaner's?

 

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-RebelScum-  16784 posts
Registered: Feb '04
16245_Obi-Wan
Date Posted: 5/31/05 9:01pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru - Date Edited: 5/31/05 9:02pm (2 edits total) Edited By: -RebelScum-
I am no jester!

*starts eating the red cheese*


mmm, this is kinda like eating a sunburned Waru eh? *runs off with a block of cheese and some wine before anyone can take it away from me*


Anyway, I'm loggin out for the day.

and again, Waru is teh suck! *takes a swig of my drink*

-The Scummy-

 

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