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The Church of Waru
JEDI-KILLER_17
Registered:
May '05
Date Posted:
5/31/05 7:41pm
Subject:
RE: The Church of Waru
*plays uppity cantina music to eat and dance in the glory of Waru.
-----signature-----
I have a bad feeling about this...
Church of Waru Organist and Music Director
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Zedd-Vega
Registered:
Dec '03
Date Posted:
5/31/05 7:48pm
Subject:
RE: The Church of Waru
I propose that everything within the Church of Waru be made out of gold.
Silverware
Plates
Urinals
Tapestries
EVERYTHING! MUST! BE! GOLD!
-----signature-----
"All your base are belong to us..." Cats
I'm 97% high fructose corn syrup!
"Boba Fett? Boba Fett?! Where?!" Han Solo: RotJ
The One and Only Darth Mandalore
Sev in Ghost Ship Executor
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NaboosPrincess
Title:
Manager Emeritus
Registered:
May '01
Date Posted:
5/31/05 7:49pm
Subject:
RE: The Church of Waru
That will cost a ton of money.
-----signature-----
Shark movies bring out a rough crowd.
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Fire_Light
Registered:
Mar '02
Date Posted:
5/31/05 7:50pm
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RE: The Church of Waru
Money is no object in the glorification of Waru.
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JediCallista_1_6_e54
Registered:
Apr '05
Date Posted:
5/31/05 7:51pm
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RE: The Church of Waru
How can silverware be gold. It's SILVERware. Iy must be named goldware
-----signature-----
Many Bothans died to bring you Anakin_Sockwalker's sig.
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TypoCelchu
Registered:
Feb '05
Date Posted:
5/31/05 7:51pm
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RE: The Church of Waru
Wait... Gold Silverware... isn't that an oxymoron of some type?
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Give me ambiguity or give me something!
"I can't survive without your creative juices!" - Horsey
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darth_Boba
Registered:
Aug '02
Date Posted:
5/31/05 7:51pm
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RE: The Church of Waru
Silverware
You mean
Goldware.
-----signature-----
I can't say rim.
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TypoCelchu
Registered:
Feb '05
Date Posted:
5/31/05 7:52pm
Subject:
RE: The Church of Waru
Ha! Great minds think alike...
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Give me ambiguity or give me something!
"I can't survive without your creative juices!" - Horsey
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RK_Striker_JK_5
Registered:
Jul '03
Date Posted:
5/31/05 7:53pm
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RE: The Church of Waru
Lovely, darth_Boba! You are a magnificent artist.
I think some gold is fine, but not too much.
-----signature-----
E-married to the wonderful DarthIshtar. Now also her Padawan.
Member of the Y.J.K. Revolution
Staring into the Darkness
http://boards.theforce.net/beyond_the_saga/b10477/27537567/p1/?23
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Halagad_Ventor
Title:
- Star Wars Author
- SWRPG Designer
Registered:
Jul '01
Date Posted:
5/31/05 8:41pm
Subject:
RE: The Church of Waru
Boy, RebelScum's been iced more times than Kenny.
I declare RebelScum...the Bevel Lemelisk of the Church of Waru! Expire gruesomely, only to be brought back to life again and again through the liquid glory of Waru.
Prophetically yours,
Abel
-----signature-----
Abel G. Peña:
http://www.abelgpena.com
Star Wars Blog:
http://blogs.starwars.com/abelgpena
Facebook Profile:
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Second Prophet of the Church of Waru
Recipient of a monstrosity known as a Mandalorian Ewok™
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darth_Boba
Registered:
Aug '02
Date Posted:
5/31/05 8:43pm
Subject:
RE: The Church of Waru
I guess that makes him the
Hevel Lemetic
, then.
-----signature-----
I can't say rim.
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-RebelScum-
Registered:
Feb '04
Date Posted:
5/31/05 8:55pm
Subject:
RE: The Church of Waru
Palps- "Heretic Scummy!"
Me- "Yes my master"
Palps- "Riiiiiiise"
*I rise up in a Vader suit*
Thanks for stabbing me! Now im stuck in this suit!
And Waru still sucks!
-The Scummy-
-----signature-----
Fantasy Keeps Me Sane.
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Blue_Ice-Green_Fire
Registered:
Oct '02
Date Posted:
5/31/05 8:55pm
Subject:
RE: The Church of Waru
Behold! *rings golden gong* The feast shall begin! *scutters around making preperations*
(Tenor Follower steps forward and begins his song)
Tenor: The twelve lavious food dishes I bring to this fast breaking:
*
Twelve bottles of Alderaan Ruge
Eleven juicy moonglows
Ten fishy vroses
Nine loaves of drew cake
Eight bottles of Rimble wine
Seven kanali wafers
Six tasty ladneks
Fiiiiive endagered species!
Four land shrimps
Three blocks of neonan red cheese
Two nut-beetles
And a ration bar dipped in Rakririan Burnout saaaauce!
(Assembly line of followers places all these dishes on Waru's table)
...
(Cook tosses some gruel, weevils, and Waru on the ground)
Eat up.
Enjoy the feast which Waru has provided with us.
...Do we have anyone to sacrifice, as the heretic has been titled the court jester?
(*
Zedd_Vega:
Waru can have thirteen Ganymede sea rats as well)
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This world is made of LOVE and PEACE
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jedi_of_ennth
Registered:
Mar '05
Date Posted:
5/31/05 9:00pm
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RE: The Church of Waru
Praises to Waru! I did not miss the feast!
And if our resident heretic is now the court jester, does this mean I'll have to pick the ceremonial court jester robes up from the dry cleaner's?
-----signature-----
"I'm your friend. I love you."
-- Zekk to Jaina, LotF: Fury
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-RebelScum-
Registered:
Feb '04
Date Posted:
5/31/05 9:01pm
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RE: The Church of Waru
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-RebelScum-
I am no jester!
*starts eating the red cheese*
mmm, this is kinda like eating a sunburned Waru eh? *runs off with a block of cheese and some wine before anyone can take it away from me*
Anyway, I'm loggin out for the day.
and again, Waru is teh suck! *takes a swig of my drink*
-The Scummy-
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Fantasy Keeps Me Sane.
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