Author Topic: The Church of Waru
darth_Boba  4990 posts
Registered: Aug '02
17820_Boba Fett<br>and Vader
Date Posted: 5/31/05 9:17pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
jedi_of_ennth posted on 5/31/05 9:00pm
And if our resident heretic is now the court jester, does this mean I'll have to pick the ceremonial court jester robes up from the dry cleaner's?





No, only his hat.

 

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jedi_of_ennth  2017 posts
Registered: Mar '05
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Date Posted: 5/31/05 9:21pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
Not a problem. And it's such a lovely hat, too.

 

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T65BRay 
Registered: Mar '05
22806_Skywalker Saber
Date Posted: 5/31/05 10:39pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
::lies bleeding on the floor of the Temple::

I...have suffered...for Waru....Surely now, now I will be given some title to uphold in the Church of Waru!

::Stumbles to his feet::

I delcare...*coughing fit* That on this day, Day Number 5 in the first month, of the 1st year of our lord Waru, That from this point on, I shall be known as...Official Waru Bowel Massager!!!

::bows deeply::

 

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GrandAdmiralJello  60108 posts
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Date Posted: 5/31/05 10:43pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
This time tomorrow, we could have a seat in the Senate... [face_shocked]

 

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Blue_Ice-Green_Fire  2498 posts
Registered: Oct '02
13690_Mirax Terrik
Date Posted: 5/31/05 10:45pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
shock Only the Waru of Waru's could have bestowed this miracle...

sad No one ate the food... *stares sadly at molding gruel on the floor*

 

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GrandAdmiralJello  60108 posts
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Date Posted: 5/31/05 10:48pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
Um. Feed it to the Heretic, I guess.

 

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Blue_Ice-Green_Fire  2498 posts
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13690_Mirax Terrik
Date Posted: 5/31/05 10:54pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
Does Waru approve of force feeding then?

 

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GrandAdmiralJello  60108 posts
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Date Posted: 5/31/05 10:58pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
Waru hates the Force. We only use the anti-Force here.

 

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Blue_Ice-Green_Fire  2498 posts
Registered: Oct '02
13690_Mirax Terrik
Date Posted: 5/31/05 11:04pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
That's fine then. I was planning to use the wooden gag anyway. happy

 

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Halagad_Ventor  1278 posts
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Date Posted: 6/1/05 12:51am Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
T65BRay...

Your devotion has not gone unnoticed. Though Waru has no bowels to speak of, your request of official Waru Bowel Massager has not gone unappreciated. Go forth with the title Quasi-Masseur of Waru's Meta-Bowels! and sink your hands deep into the meaty one's symbolical intestines.

 

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DaJames  1467 posts
Registered: Oct '00
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Date Posted: 6/1/05 2:19am Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
Worry not over food remains, Waru is plentiful. I shall personally scoop up what remains of our feast for brewing into the next batch of 'Waru' drink.

As it please the Great One and his Prophets *bows*

 

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EmperorSorridom  5002 posts
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Date Posted: 6/1/05 7:11am Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
...Do we have anyone to sacrifice, as the heretic has been titled the court jester?

Let's sacrifice that ungrateful blasphemer rogue_wookiee.

 

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Sinrebirth  19016 posts
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Date Posted: 6/1/05 7:15am Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
If theres any nut beetles left Blue_Ice-Green_Fire, i'll have one.

Sooo....any rites of passage to join? Any scriptures to study?

*bows to all Waru brothers*

 

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RK_Striker_JK_5  20167 posts
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Date Posted: 6/1/05 7:43am Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
*returns bow*

Ah, not really. Just proclaim your devotion to Waru.

 

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JediCallista_1_6_e54  2579 posts
Registered: Apr '05
17455_Alema Rar
Date Posted: 6/1/05 9:14am Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
Here is the official schedule of Waru Cleaning (Shall he approve of course):

Sunday: Scrape off mold
Monday: Bathe
Tuesday: Xylophone playing and ice tea serving
Wedensday: Breath blow-drying
Thursday: Warm towel wrap
Fruday: Whatever Waru desires
Saturday: Polish

 

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