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darth_Boba Registered: Aug '02	Date Posted: 5/31/05 9:17pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
	jedi_of_ennth posted on 5/31/05 9:00pm And if our resident heretic is now the court jester, does this mean I'll have to pick the ceremonial court jester robes up from the dry cleaner's? No, only his hat. -----signature----- I can't say rim.
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jedi_of_ennth Registered: Mar '05	Date Posted: 5/31/05 9:21pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
	Not a problem. And it's such a lovely hat, too. -----signature----- "I'm your friend. I love you." -- Zekk to Jaina, LotF: Fury
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T65BRay Registered: Mar '05	Date Posted: 5/31/05 10:39pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
	::lies bleeding on the floor of the Temple:: I...have suffered...for Waru....Surely now, now I will be given some title to uphold in the Church of Waru! ::Stumbles to his feet:: I delcare...coughing fit That on this day, Day Number 5 in the first month, of the 1st year of our lord Waru, That from this point on, I shall be known as...Official Waru Bowel Massager!!! ::bows deeply:: -----signature----- this space saved for golden ewoks
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GrandAdmiralJello Title: Emperor • EUC • JCC Registered: Nov '00	Date Posted: 5/31/05 10:43pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
	This time tomorrow, we could have a seat in the Senate... [face_shocked] -----signature----- SPQR Vates Jυλιαδις Moribus antiquis res stat Romana virisque - Ennius Tu regere imperio populos, Romanæ, memento; hæ tibi erunt artes; pascisque imponere morem, parcere subjectis et debellare superbos - Virgil
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Blue_Ice-Green_Fire Registered: Oct '02	Date Posted: 5/31/05 10:45pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
	Only the Waru of Waru's could have bestowed this miracle... No one ate the food... stares sadly at molding gruel on the floor -----signature----- This world is made of LOVE and PEACE
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GrandAdmiralJello Title: Emperor • EUC • JCC Registered: Nov '00	Date Posted: 5/31/05 10:48pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
	Um. Feed it to the Heretic, I guess. -----signature----- SPQR Vates Jυλιαδις Moribus antiquis res stat Romana virisque - Ennius Tu regere imperio populos, Romanæ, memento; hæ tibi erunt artes; pascisque imponere morem, parcere subjectis et debellare superbos - Virgil
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Blue_Ice-Green_Fire Registered: Oct '02	Date Posted: 5/31/05 10:54pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
	Does Waru approve of force feeding then? -----signature----- This world is made of LOVE and PEACE
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GrandAdmiralJello Title: Emperor • EUC • JCC Registered: Nov '00	Date Posted: 5/31/05 10:58pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
	Waru hates the Force. We only use the anti-Force here. -----signature----- SPQR Vates Jυλιαδις Moribus antiquis res stat Romana virisque - Ennius Tu regere imperio populos, Romanæ, memento; hæ tibi erunt artes; pascisque imponere morem, parcere subjectis et debellare superbos - Virgil
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Blue_Ice-Green_Fire Registered: Oct '02	Date Posted: 5/31/05 11:04pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
	That's fine then. I was planning to use the wooden gag anyway. -----signature----- This world is made of LOVE and PEACE
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Halagad_Ventor Title: - Star Wars Author - SWRPG Designer Registered: Jul '01	Date Posted: 6/1/05 12:51am Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
	T65BRay... Your devotion has not gone unnoticed. Though Waru has no bowels to speak of, your request of official Waru Bowel Massager has not gone unappreciated. Go forth with the title Quasi-Masseur of Waru's Meta-Bowels! and sink your hands deep into the meaty one's symbolical intestines. -----signature----- Abel G. Peña: http://www.abelgpena.com Star Wars Blog: http://blogs.starwars.com/abelgpena Facebook Profile: http://www.facebook.com/abelgpena Second Prophet of the Church of Waru Recipient of a monstrosity known as a Mandalorian Ewok™
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DaJames Registered: Oct '00	Date Posted: 6/1/05 2:19am Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
	Worry not over food remains, Waru is plentiful. I shall personally scoop up what remains of our feast for brewing into the next batch of 'Waru' drink. As it please the Great One and his Prophets bows -----signature----- "I did it !" - Hiro Nakamura Not enough Bothans died to bring you this post Bad Guy : Who are you ? CIA ? FBI ? Tony : Actually, i'm unemployed
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EmperorSorridom Registered: Apr '05	Date Posted: 6/1/05 7:11am Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
	...Do we have anyone to sacrifice, as the heretic has been titled the court jester? Let's sacrifice that ungrateful blasphemer rogue_wookiee. -----signature----- Sorridom, a.k.a. Darth Pimpous: Emperor of the Galaxy Ad maiorem Imperii gloriam. "The Empire will always strike back." --Gilad Pellaeon
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Sinrebirth Title: Sith Emperor of the SWC Registered: Nov '04	Date Posted: 6/1/05 7:15am Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
	If theres any nut beetles left Blue_Ice-Green_Fire, i'll have one. Sooo....any rites of passage to join? Any scriptures to study? bows to all Waru brothers -----signature----- Darth Insipid Proud Fan of the Tragedy of Jacen Solo Missing Chapters of Invincible; Teaser of Chapter 9.5 is up! Wes vs Tarfang, Gavin and the Coup, Luke and Jacen, and much more! http://boards.theforce.net/beyond_the_saga/b10477/28933751/p3/?70
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RK_Striker_JK_5 Registered: Jul '03	Date Posted: 6/1/05 7:43am Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
	returns bow Ah, not really. Just proclaim your devotion to Waru. -----signature----- E-married to the wonderful DarthIshtar. Now also her Padawan. Member of the Y.J.K. Revolution Staring into the Darkness http://boards.theforce.net/beyond_the_saga/b10477/27537567/p1/?23
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JediCallista_1_6_e54 Registered: Apr '05	Date Posted: 6/1/05 9:14am Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
	Here is the official schedule of Waru Cleaning (Shall he approve of course): Sunday: Scrape off mold Monday: Bathe Tuesday: Xylophone playing and ice tea serving Wedensday: Breath blow-drying Thursday: Warm towel wrap Fruday: Whatever Waru desires Saturday: Polish -----signature----- Many Bothans died to bring you Anakin_Sockwalker's sig.
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