Author Topic: The Church of Waru
Blue_Ice-Green_Fire  2498 posts
Registered: Oct '02
13690_Mirax Terrik
Date Posted: 6/1/05 10:00am Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
Fruday? Is this a Waru holiday? grin

If theres any nut beetles left Blue_Ice-Green_Fire, i'll have one.

Those are Waru's! *scandalized* But, with our fasting period over, you may now consume your 12 oz. of Waru happy

 

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Sinrebirth  19002 posts
Title: Sith Emperor of the SWC
Registered: Nov '04
47748_Dath Vectivus
Date Posted: 6/1/05 10:03am Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
"you may now consume your 12 oz. of Waru"

hmmm. Waru tastes like chicken... grin

 

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Zedd-Vega  5132 posts
Registered: Dec '03
44048_Republic Commando - Sev
Date Posted: 6/1/05 11:03am Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
Ganymede sea rats... bleck.

I will stomach one if it is Waru's wish.

Has everyone checked my signature? I am a branded Waru-ite! grin dancing angel

 

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Sinrebirth  19002 posts
Title: Sith Emperor of the SWC
Registered: Nov '04
47748_Dath Vectivus
Date Posted: 6/1/05 11:17am Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
I dont suppose theres a position for Galactic Representative of Waru? You need someone on the Galactic Senate, after all.

I'm immune to more or less all bribes, if that gets me the job. lol.

 

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Zedd-Vega  5132 posts
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44048_Republic Commando - Sev
Date Posted: 6/1/05 11:19am Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
What if Waru bribed you?

With promises of candy and merry-go-rounds?

 

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Sinrebirth  19002 posts
Title: Sith Emperor of the SWC
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47748_Dath Vectivus
Date Posted: 6/1/05 11:30am Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
The joy of serving teh great Waru would be bribe enough.

But candy would be welcome grin

 

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Zedd-Vega  5132 posts
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44048_Republic Commando - Sev
Date Posted: 6/1/05 11:34am Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
I don't know about you, but I'd like a turn or two on a merry-go-round.

I'll begin construction on the "Waru Funhouse" and have mirrors on the ceiling, floor, and walls.

 

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Sinrebirth  19002 posts
Title: Sith Emperor of the SWC
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47748_Dath Vectivus
Date Posted: 6/1/05 11:45am Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
I'd definately come to that funhouse. Okay...we have a church, a funhouse, a senator, what else does Waru need?

 

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jedi_of_ennth  2017 posts
Registered: Mar '05
47553_Zekk
Date Posted: 6/1/05 11:51am Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
A theme park? An action figure?

 

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JEDI-KILLER_17  454 posts
Registered: May '05
42763_Darth Maleval
Date Posted: 6/1/05 12:05pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
alcohol

 

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Zedd-Vega  5132 posts
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44048_Republic Commando - Sev
Date Posted: 6/1/05 12:14pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
Waru needs a Discotech.

I'll annex it to the Funhouse.

Who is in charge of Waru-tunes?

 

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JEDI-KILLER_17  454 posts
Registered: May '05
42763_Darth Maleval
Date Posted: 6/1/05 12:17pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
I am the organist, loyal bounty hunter of Waru.I would gladly look over Waru's dicso-palace.

 

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jedi_of_ennth  2017 posts
Registered: Mar '05
47553_Zekk
Date Posted: 6/1/05 12:20pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
Can we play ABBA at the disco-palace of Waru?

 

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Zedd-Vega  5132 posts
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44048_Republic Commando - Sev
Date Posted: 6/1/05 12:20pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
Cool cool.

Who's the Architect of Waru? We could surely use his advice on what the Funhouse/Discotech should look like.

Perhaps our Muralist should paint it, our Organist supply the music for both buildings, and Waru of Waru oversees its construction.

I will aid in any way necessary.

 

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Kwenn  9850 posts
Registered: Mar '01
8059_Qui-Gon Jinn
Date Posted: 6/1/05 12:20pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
Lawks, upon what madness of the eleven hundred damned Hells of the multiverse have I stumbled? And, more to the point, where can I sign up? I can think of no better way to live out my days than worshiping that immense glob of trans-dimensional freddled gruntbuggly that is....Waru!

Blessed are they, the followers of Waru! Rejoice!

 

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