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GrandAdmiralJello Title: Emperor • EUC • JCC Registered: Nov '00	Date Posted: 5/27/05 7:27pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
	Excellent. In honor of Waru, we shall all symbolically eat his body in a transubtantiative worship. Enter the sacred Flan of Waru! -----signature----- SPQR Vates Jυλιαδις Moribus antiquis res stat Romana virisque - Ennius Tu regere imperio populos, Romanæ, memento; hæ tibi erunt artes; pascisque imponere morem, parcere subjectis et debellare superbos - Virgil
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TypoCelchu Registered: Feb '05	Date Posted: 5/27/05 7:28pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
	I don't like Waru... and nobody does anything about it... and C3PX says that your order of love for Waru is lesser than his and you want to hurt him... Typical Religion... -----signature----- Give me ambiguity or give me something! "I can't survive without your creative juices!" - Horsey
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jedi_of_ennth Registered: Mar '05	Date Posted: 5/27/05 7:30pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
	In honor of Waru, we shall all symbolically eat his body in a transubtantiative worship. In the unlikely yet much-hoped-for event that he joins us, can we still eat him? -----signature----- "I'm your friend. I love you." -- Zekk to Jaina, LotF: Fury
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trianiigirl Registered: Jun '02	Date Posted: 5/27/05 7:32pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
	can we still eat him? Kinky!
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C-3PX Registered: Jul '02	Date Posted: 5/27/05 7:34pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
	You can't convert me. -----signature----- I told u I was hardcore
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Zedd-Vega Registered: Dec '03	Date Posted: 5/27/05 7:36pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
	Enters and considers joining the Church of Waru I found the Waru Beercans humorous. Might you need a Bounty Hunter of Waru? -----signature----- "All your base are belong to us..." Cats I'm 97% high fructose corn syrup! "Boba Fett? Boba Fett?! Where?!" Han Solo: RotJ The One and Only Darth Mandalore Sev in Ghost Ship Executor
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New_York_Jedi Registered: Mar '02	Date Posted: 5/27/05 7:37pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
	Waru is fat.
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TypoCelchu Registered: Feb '05	Date Posted: 5/27/05 7:39pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
	I agree with NYJ... -----signature----- Give me ambiguity or give me something! "I can't survive without your creative juices!" - Horsey
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GrandAdmiralJello Title: Emperor • EUC • JCC Registered: Nov '00	Date Posted: 5/27/05 7:39pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
	His fat because he is jolly. Like Buddha. Yes, you may join. Welcome aboard. And that seems like an interesting policy. Nonbelievers will be eaten. By only with Waru's special auric sauce. -----signature----- SPQR Vates Jυλιαδις Moribus antiquis res stat Romana virisque - Ennius Tu regere imperio populos, Romanæ, memento; hæ tibi erunt artes; pascisque imponere morem, parcere subjectis et debellare superbos - Virgil
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Zedd-Vega Registered: Dec '03	Date Posted: 5/27/05 7:41pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
	Indeed. May I hunt the infidelic worms who dare blasphemize against Waru so we may eat them with the blessed sauce of Waru? -----signature----- "All your base are belong to us..." Cats I'm 97% high fructose corn syrup! "Boba Fett? Boba Fett?! Where?!" Han Solo: RotJ The One and Only Darth Mandalore Sev in Ghost Ship Executor
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TypoCelchu Registered: Feb '05	Date Posted: 5/27/05 7:44pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
	Oh, no need to hunt the non-believers. They'll come on their own... -----signature----- Give me ambiguity or give me something! "I can't survive without your creative juices!" - Horsey
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jedi_of_ennth Registered: Mar '05	Date Posted: 5/27/05 7:45pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
	And so we shall always have food at our sacred barbecues for Waru. -----signature----- "I'm your friend. I love you." -- Zekk to Jaina, LotF: Fury
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CmdrMitthrawnuruodo Registered: Jul '00	Date Posted: 5/27/05 7:46pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
	Never make a shrine to anything religious. Why? defiles the shrine of Waru just like he did to Yun Yuuzhan and the other Gods all those years ago Hahaha!! There are no Gods!!! No Gods!!! There is only the Force!! Hahaha! -----signature----- "Dyin' be the day worth livin' for!" --Captain Hector Barbossa PotC: Amuletum Angiti http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3635826/1/ http://s12.gladiatus.com/game/c.php?uid=48046
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TypoCelchu Registered: Feb '05	Date Posted: 5/27/05 7:47pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
	And the force doesn't exist either!!! -----signature----- Give me ambiguity or give me something! "I can't survive without your creative juices!" - Horsey
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Zedd-Vega Registered: Dec '03	Date Posted: 5/27/05 7:48pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
	^ ^ ^ ^ The face of Waru. -----signature----- "All your base are belong to us..." Cats I'm 97% high fructose corn syrup! "Boba Fett? Boba Fett?! Where?!" Han Solo: RotJ The One and Only Darth Mandalore Sev in Ghost Ship Executor
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