Author Topic: The Church of Waru
JEDI-KILLER_17  453 posts
Registered: May '05
42763_Darth Maleval
Date Posted: 5/28/05 8:45am Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
*plays "I watch even dreadful t.v shows in thy name waru"


O hail oh waru as i watch the tube
i watch in your name and good shows they are few
but i watch and watch reruns of friends
and wonder, if ever, my laughter will begin...

 

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Blue_Ice-Green_Fire  2498 posts
Registered: Oct '02
13690_Mirax Terrik
Date Posted: 5/28/05 9:22am Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
Cults are hot.

I heard if I joined, I'd loose ten pounds in two weeks?

 

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JEDI-KILLER_17  453 posts
Registered: May '05
42763_Darth Maleval
Date Posted: 5/28/05 9:32am Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
I think that's only if you fast for two weeks......but then youd die........And then youd be with Waru...fast everyone...fast.

 

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Blue_Ice-Green_Fire  2498 posts
Registered: Oct '02
13690_Mirax Terrik
Date Posted: 5/28/05 9:45am Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
Ah. *glances over Jedi Killer's name tag* You're the Church of Waru Organist? Despite the fact your title sounds important and that you could donate me a heart, I'd like a second opinion on this whole "fasting" thing. I was just told if I drank Waru for two weeks straight, I'd loose ten pounds.

If the infomercial was lying I want my S&H back too!

 

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EmperorSorridom  5002 posts
Registered: Apr '05
8039_Imperial Seal
Date Posted: 5/28/05 9:48am Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
the Royal Receptacle of Waru!

I shall serve the greater glory of Waru! Infidels and believers alike shall gaze within me and find ultimate truth!

 

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GrandAdmiralJello  59889 posts
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Registered: Nov '00
49389_NY Yankees
Date Posted: 5/28/05 10:00am Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
No, it's true! Drink Waru soda and you'll instantly lose weight!

 

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Zebra3  6967 posts
Registered: Aug '04
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Date Posted: 5/28/05 10:21am Subject: RE: The Church of Waru


I can't believe you guys brought this over from Lit. tongue

I shall watch and be entertained. tongue

 

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EmperorSorridom  5002 posts
Registered: Apr '05
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Date Posted: 5/28/05 10:25am Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
Are you sure you don't want to join us?

 

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Blue_Ice-Green_Fire  2498 posts
Registered: Oct '02
13690_Mirax Terrik
Date Posted: 5/28/05 10:30am Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
Well, than can I join and guzzle my way to a sexy, svelt body?

 

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EmperorSorridom  5002 posts
Registered: Apr '05
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Date Posted: 5/28/05 10:38am Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
Of course! grin

 

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Fire_Light  8276 posts
Registered: Mar '02
42319_Lando Playing Sabacc
Date Posted: 5/28/05 11:01am Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
I prefer Shekwasha Waru. Really gets me ready to start my day.

 

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Csillan_girl  5120 posts
Registered: May '03
24177_Fan Art - Chiss Jedi
Date Posted: 5/28/05 11:07am Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
I remember, one of my n00b days, I was called perverse for showing interest in Waru...

...so here I am again! tongue

 

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GrandAdmiralJello  59889 posts
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Registered: Nov '00
49389_NY Yankees
Date Posted: 5/28/05 11:21am Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
Of course, Bluey. Sexiness is guarenteed among aherants of Waru. Just look at me! tongue

C_g: Now you can use a better p- word. Pious. happy

 

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rogue_wookiee  15100 posts
Registered: Apr '04
7942_Chewbacca
Date Posted: 5/28/05 11:30am Subject: RE: The Church of Waru - Date Edited: 5/28/05 11:32am (2 edits total) Edited By: rogue_wookiee
rogue_wookiee - Herald of Waru (and keeper of Waru merchandise)

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EmperorSorridom  5002 posts
Registered: Apr '05
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Date Posted: 5/28/05 11:38am Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
Come on rogue_wookiee, you know you like it!

 

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