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Blue_Ice-Green_Fire Registered: Oct '02	Date Posted: 5/28/05 11:51am Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
	Well then I'll pay my--thousand is it?--credits at the door. Do I get a title or must I pray to Waru and create my ooown? -----signature----- This world is made of LOVE and PEACE
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rogue_wookiee Registered: Apr '04	Date Posted: 5/28/05 12:06pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru - Date Edited: 5/28/05 12:06pm (1 edits total) Edited By: rogue_wookiee
	Come on rogue_wookiee, you know you like it! I'd rather worship K'Kruhk's toe lint. -----signature----- “You’re probably the biggest taxer in the country, even bigger than the Congress,” - Ron Paul on the Federal Reserve. Be aware of inflation and how it affects our daily life. http://mises.org/story/2914 -What You Should Know About Inflation
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lexu Registered: May '02	Date Posted: 5/29/05 12:19am Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
	K'Kruhk's toe lint? What is this blasphemous group of nonbelievers? Waru of Waru, I understand Waru is a peaceful creature, except when trying to eat Jedi, but this enemy of our beliefs challenges us to our very souls! Should not we organize our crusaders and march against the evil K'Kruhk's toe lint blasphemors? -----signature----- the goal is to ignite you then move on
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T65BRay Registered: Mar '05	Date Posted: 5/29/05 12:42am Subject: RE: The Church of Waru - Date Edited: 5/29/05 12:43am (1 edits total) Edited By: T65BRay
	I have entered the Church of Waru looking for salvation..Will those here accept me into your ranks and allow me to fulfill my destiny and take my place at Waru's side? If not, I will have to get me a shipfull of spice, a house full of naked co-eds, and thow some killer parties...I'll call it the Church of AWESOME!!! -----signature----- this space saved for golden ewoks
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DaJames Registered: Oct '00	Date Posted: 5/29/05 1:16am Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
	I'm afraid all i can offer to the Great Waru is my humble devotion and my fine collection of stale Easter Eggs. But if the Great One will accept me, i shall gladly take up the sadly empty post of Barman of Waru and distribute the liquid form of the Great One with glee in my heart -----signature----- "I did it !" - Hiro Nakamura Not enough Bothans died to bring you this post Bad Guy : Who are you ? CIA ? FBI ? Tony : Actually, i'm unemployed
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JEDI-KILLER_17 Registered: May '05	Date Posted: 5/29/05 8:22am Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
	You know i was thinking this church was missing something........Alcohol!!! -----signature----- I have a bad feeling about this... Church of Waru Organist and Music Director
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GrandAdmiralJello Title: Emperor • EUC • JCC Registered: Nov '00	Date Posted: 5/29/05 1:05pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
	Welcome aboard, you two. lexu, your concerns are noted. Do whatever it takes to ensure that these heretics are vanquished. -----signature----- SPQR Vates Jυλιαδις Moribus antiquis res stat Romana virisque - Ennius Tu regere imperio populos, Romanæ, memento; hæ tibi erunt artes; pascisque imponere morem, parcere subjectis et debellare superbos - Virgil
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T65BRay Registered: Mar '05	Date Posted: 5/29/05 1:45pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
	I demand some kind of title with my appointment. I could be "Vanquisher of Non-Believers" or um..."Herald Infused with the Power or Waru, to be used in situations of extreme apathy". That, or I could just stand on a street corner with a sandwich board that reads "Ask me about the health benefits with the Church of Waru". -----signature----- this space saved for golden ewoks
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GrandAdmiralJello Title: Emperor • EUC • JCC Registered: Nov '00	Date Posted: 5/29/05 2:01pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
	One must learn humility before becoming a faithful official of the Church of Waru. You will not receive a title until then. Feel free to make your sign and perhaps Waru shall smile upon you in the future. -----signature----- SPQR Vates Jυλιαδις Moribus antiquis res stat Romana virisque - Ennius Tu regere imperio populos, Romanæ, memento; hæ tibi erunt artes; pascisque imponere morem, parcere subjectis et debellare superbos - Virgil
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darth_Boba Registered: Aug '02	Date Posted: 5/29/05 2:18pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru - Date Edited: 5/29/05 2:39pm (1 edits total) Edited By: darth_Boba
	I would like to join the join the Church of Waru. His Great Globulousness is the one true path to salvation and everlasting shaplessness! -----signature----- I can't say rim.
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GrandAdmiralJello Title: Emperor • EUC • JCC Registered: Nov '00	Date Posted: 5/29/05 2:55pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
	Ah, you shall be our muralist and artist for the glory of Waru. Move along Michaelangelo... -----signature----- SPQR Vates Jυλιαδις Moribus antiquis res stat Romana virisque - Ennius Tu regere imperio populos, Romanæ, memento; hæ tibi erunt artes; pascisque imponere morem, parcere subjectis et debellare superbos - Virgil
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darth_Boba Registered: Aug '02	Date Posted: 5/29/05 3:10pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
	Thank you, oh great Waru of Waru. edits sig appropriately -----signature----- I can't say rim.
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jedi_of_ennth Registered: Mar '05	Date Posted: 5/29/05 3:19pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
	Sadly, I have no talent with which to proclaim the glory of Waru ... however, I shall cower in pious piety before His Blobishness. -----signature----- "I'm your friend. I love you." -- Zekk to Jaina, LotF: Fury
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-RebelScum- Registered: Feb '04	Date Posted: 5/29/05 4:10pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru - Date Edited: 5/29/05 4:10pm (1 edits total) Edited By: -RebelScum-
	Please excuse my remarks and do not burn me as a heretic, but I must ask a question that questions Waru. Aint that guy dead? -The Scummy- -----signature----- Fantasy Keeps Me Sane.
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darth_Boba Registered: Aug '02	Date Posted: 5/29/05 4:20pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
	Some may ask the same question about Jesus. You'll get the same answer. -----signature----- I can't say rim.
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