Author Topic: The Church of Waru
Blue_Ice-Green_Fire  2498 posts
Registered: Oct '02
13690_Mirax Terrik
Date Posted: 5/29/05 4:59pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
Western Australian Rugby Union

Behold! The official sport of his blubberness! To confirm the connection, the newest team has acknowledged his bloatedship and has named the team Force, pleding all their victories to his Holy Yellowness!

*scurries off to veil self thickly*

 

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T65BRay 
Registered: Mar '05
22806_Skywalker Saber
Date Posted: 5/29/05 8:09pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru - Date Edited: 5/29/05 8:12pm (1 edits total) Edited By: T65BRay


There I go, walking the streets again.

NOT LIKE THAT!!

Though I could be yours, for a one time payment of $19.95. Call now and you'll also recieve a lifetime of headache and heartache!

 

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rogue_wookiee  15100 posts
Registered: Apr '04
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Date Posted: 5/29/05 8:30pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
You can have my position as soon as I get kicked out T65BRay.

Assuming they don't have a rule against me getting kicked out because I accidently started this thing. sad

 

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Imperial_Hammer  8557 posts
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48712_Tactical Droid (629091)
Date Posted: 5/29/05 8:44pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru - Date Edited: 5/29/05 8:46pm (2 edits total) Edited By: Imperial_Hammer
*Pokes head in*

What in the name of all that is Imperial and good is going on here???

*Looks*

*Raises brow*

Link Waru to the Empire somehow, and you got yourself another devotee...

tongue

 

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-RebelScum-  16784 posts
Registered: Feb '04
16245_Obi-Wan
Date Posted: 5/29/05 9:15pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
So, someone list out the entire Church of Waru doctrine.


Plus, check out Church of Waru's acronym.

CoW

 

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GrandAdmiralJello  59888 posts
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Date Posted: 5/29/05 9:17pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
IH: Waru was Plagueis's master. tongue

 

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Moribus antiquis res stat Romana virisque - Ennius
Tu regere imperio populos, Romanæ, memento; hæ tibi erunt artes;
pascisque imponere morem, parcere subjectis et debellare superbos - Virgil
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JediCallista_1_6_e54  2579 posts
Registered: Apr '05
17455_Alema Rar
Date Posted: 5/29/05 9:33pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
If his greatness would let me bow in his glob, I will join.

 

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-RebelScum-  16784 posts
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16245_Obi-Wan
Date Posted: 5/29/05 9:51pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru - Date Edited: 5/29/05 9:56pm (2 edits total) Edited By: -RebelScum-
Before I make a comment making fun of CoW *snickers* sorry, can't help it, I was wondering how you dealt with that? Don't want to get burned at the stake or something.

Every good cult- er, religion... needs some good heretics, otherwise its pointless right?

Maybe I will join at the official Church of Waru Outcast and Heretic.

-The Scummy-

 

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Imperial_Hammer  8557 posts
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48712_Tactical Droid (629091)
Date Posted: 5/29/05 10:38pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
*Looks*

Really now?

Hmmmm..... well I'm no scholar on Sith lore.... so I'll take your word for it..... wink

*Becomes a devotee*

Can I be an usher? Pass around the collection basket. Things like that?

 

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GrandAdmiralJello  59888 posts
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Date Posted: 5/29/05 11:51pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
Well... I suppose an official heretic is okay. We need someone to throw rocks at, after all. wink

IH: Usher? Well, if that's what you want, sure.





In other news, I will have to compile all these random titles someday and have them put onto a new roster. tongue

 

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Imperial_Hammer  8557 posts
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48712_Tactical Droid (629091)
Date Posted: 5/30/05 12:18am Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
Definitely Jello....

Going into the religion.... so passe....

I make my own trends... I go into Usherdom!

*Gets the collection baskets*

tongue

 

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GrandAdmiralJello  59888 posts
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Date Posted: 5/30/05 12:19am Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
Subscription baskets might be more appropriate... this isn't some non-profit church. We charge people.

Waru's a very economically astute deity and businessman. happy

 

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Jon_Bidinger  351 posts
Registered: Sep '03
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Date Posted: 5/30/05 3:58am Subject: RE: The Church of Waru - Date Edited: 5/30/05 4:00am (1 edits total) Edited By: Jon_Bidinger
I Jon_Bidinger, ARC Trooper, pledge myself to the Church of Waru. I have spoken to Waru, and the Great Waru says that I shall be Security Guard of the Church of Waru! Waru says that someone might want to assassinate the Waru-ness.
And I can lead the Army of Waru if there ever is one.
(We must make the rest of the Galaxy see the light that is WARU!!!)
Since Waru said that i wil be Security Guard, I will change my sig now.

All Hail Waru!!!!!

 

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lexu  13116 posts
Registered: May '02
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Date Posted: 5/30/05 4:44am Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
Waru's a very economically astute deity and businessman. happy

Just like Scientology! Can we have pompous celebrities, too? If we combine our efforts, I'm certain we could convert John Travolta...

 

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Jon_Bidinger  351 posts
Registered: Sep '03
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Date Posted: 5/30/05 6:04am Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
I'm afraid Waru has told me that I was mistaken, I am not to be security guard, and that I am not allowed to be a member. Good bye!

"Pretend I was never here"

 

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