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darth_Boba Registered: Aug '02	Date Posted: 5/30/05 6:45am Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
	darth_Boba posted on 5/28/05 10:00pm After careful observation, I have determined that Waru is in fact in the films. His first appearance is as the force field under Luke's landspeeder in ANH, but after the Special Editions, I suppose that no longer counts. That leaves his most important appearance, The Emperor's Hood-Slug. He's obviously controlling Palpatine's mind in ROTJ and is in control of everything that happens in the Throne room. Just another one of his attempts to rid the galaxy of the Skywalker family. Just thought I should bring that over, seeing as that thread kind of died (can Waru bring things back from the dead? Was he Darth Plagueis?). -----signature----- I can't say rim.
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EmperorSorridom Registered: Apr '05	Date Posted: 5/30/05 8:24am Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
	Assuming they don't have a rule against me getting kicked out because I accidently started this thing. Sorry, but you must accept your destiny. Do you think that K'Kruhk asked to be the Chosen One, hmmmmm? Surely you realize that your place is either within our cult...or within our stomachs. Waru was Plagueis's master. It's absolutely true. Under the title of Darth Globulous, he took Plagueis as his apprentice. It was in fact he who taught Plagueis the key to cheating death. -----signature----- Sorridom, a.k.a. Darth Pimpous: Emperor of the Galaxy Ad maiorem Imperii gloriam. "The Empire will always strike back." --Gilad Pellaeon
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JediCallista_1_6_e54 Registered: Apr '05	Date Posted: 5/30/05 8:42am Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
	May I be the Great Waru's cleaner? If he accepts it, I shall polish him until he shines even brighter than he does now, and I shall make sure that his ichorness is always golden enough. -----signature----- Many Bothans died to bring you Anakin_Sockwalker's sig.
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Zedd-Vega Registered: Dec '03	Date Posted: 5/30/05 8:48am Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
	bows when he enters the church and crawls on all fours up to the great Waru altar Oh Great and Mighty Waru! Give me the power to smite my Enemies with the power of Hippie-Music and Nude Love-Ins! bows and bows and bows and bows and bows and bows and bows and bows and bows until his bows are sore -----signature----- "All your base are belong to us..." Cats I'm 97% high fructose corn syrup! "Boba Fett? Boba Fett?! Where?!" Han Solo: RotJ The One and Only Darth Mandalore Sev in Ghost Ship Executor
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JEDI-KILLER_17 Registered: May '05	Date Posted: 5/30/05 10:41am Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
	When is the Waru day of worship? I was thinking it was like a tuesday or something...hmm I suppose the great Waru of Waru will reveal this to us. *Plays "Waru, Waru, everybody loves a Waru!" -----signature----- I have a bad feeling about this... Church of Waru Organist and Music Director
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-RebelScum- Registered: Feb '04	Date Posted: 5/30/05 12:19pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru - Date Edited: 5/30/05 12:24pm (3 edits total) Edited By: -RebelScum-
	Ok, time for my heretic duties! You guys worship a gold blob that got killed, have a cult called CoW, and I dare say the ultimate insult and blasphemy! wait for it wait for it wait for it Waru is not good enough for Star Trek He even makes Callista look good! heretic esque cackle -The Scummy- -----signature----- Fantasy Keeps Me Sane.
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maryaminx Registered: Mar '05	Date Posted: 5/30/05 12:26pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
	sneaks in Well, Callista has to have something going for her... Oh great Waru, forgive my sarcasm within the walls of your mighty temple! I am but a sorry castaway from the FF forums... -----signature----- Orthodoxy is the death of Intelligence. Palpatine is my Hero. Because the dark side is so much cooler, among other more intelligent reasons. http://boards.theforce.net/Beyond_the_Saga/b10477/19520060/?1 ^ Negotiations, A Post-NJO K/J. Nothing's Perfect.
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GrandAdmiralJello Title: Emperor • EUC • JCC Registered: Nov '00	Date Posted: 5/30/05 12:28pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
	Every day is a holy day for Waru! -----signature----- SPQR Vates Jυλιαδις Moribus antiquis res stat Romana virisque - Ennius Tu regere imperio populos, Romanæ, memento; hæ tibi erunt artes; pascisque imponere morem, parcere subjectis et debellare superbos - Virgil
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-RebelScum- Registered: Feb '04	Date Posted: 5/30/05 12:34pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
	Every day is an ugly day for Waru. does my heretic cackle while rubbing my fingers together -The Scummy- -----signature----- Fantasy Keeps Me Sane.
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Csillan_girl Registered: May '03	Date Posted: 5/30/05 12:34pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
	A heretic!! Burn him on a stick!! -----signature----- We're professionals. Don't try this at home. crazy, sexy, marvellous. Shadow Sith Army - Master, retired "Ensalada mista, Baby!!" ~ Rock Pelly: My Gartenzwerg pwns your Laaf!
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-RebelScum- Registered: Feb '04	Date Posted: 5/30/05 12:35pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru - Date Edited: 5/30/05 12:36pm (1 edits total) Edited By: -RebelScum-
	Can't touch this! can't touch this song plays, Family Guy remix version -The Scummy- -----signature----- Fantasy Keeps Me Sane.
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GrandAdmiralJello Title: Emperor • EUC • JCC Registered: Nov '00	Date Posted: 5/30/05 12:35pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
	I have a better idea. We'll force him to watch reruns of Waru's children educational show. -----signature----- SPQR Vates Jυλιαδις Moribus antiquis res stat Romana virisque - Ennius Tu regere imperio populos, Romanæ, memento; hæ tibi erunt artes; pascisque imponere morem, parcere subjectis et debellare superbos - Virgil
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-RebelScum- Registered: Feb '04	Date Posted: 5/30/05 12:37pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
	oops, recorded Star Trek reruns over those! -The Scummy- -----signature----- Fantasy Keeps Me Sane.
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Csillan_girl Registered: May '03	Date Posted: 5/30/05 12:37pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
	And then we'll make him watch Star Trek!! -----signature----- We're professionals. Don't try this at home. crazy, sexy, marvellous. Shadow Sith Army - Master, retired "Ensalada mista, Baby!!" ~ Rock Pelly: My Gartenzwerg pwns your Laaf!
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-RebelScum- Registered: Feb '04	Date Posted: 5/30/05 12:39pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
	Better then watching Waru! -The Scummy- -----signature----- Fantasy Keeps Me Sane.
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