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Csillan_girl Registered: May '03	Date Posted: 5/30/05 12:40pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
	thinks of something even more gruesome -----signature----- We're professionals. Don't try this at home. crazy, sexy, marvellous. Shadow Sith Army - Master, retired "Ensalada mista, Baby!!" ~ Rock Pelly: My Gartenzwerg pwns your Laaf!
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-RebelScum- Registered: Feb '04	Date Posted: 5/30/05 12:41pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru - Date Edited: 5/30/05 12:44pm (1 edits total) Edited By: -RebelScum-
	Hmm, being a heretic is fun! -The Scummy- -----signature----- Fantasy Keeps Me Sane.
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Csillan_girl Registered: May '03	Date Posted: 5/30/05 12:46pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
	thinks long and hard Hey, there is nothing more gruesome that Star Trek! ...except OPPM! -----signature----- We're professionals. Don't try this at home. crazy, sexy, marvellous. Shadow Sith Army - Master, retired "Ensalada mista, Baby!!" ~ Rock Pelly: My Gartenzwerg pwns your Laaf!
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Zedd-Vega Registered: Dec '03	Date Posted: 5/30/05 2:46pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
	Star Trek is the Abyss within the Church of Waru. Any such worshiper of "The Trek", will be condemned to the Abyss. -----signature----- "All your base are belong to us..." Cats I'm 97% high fructose corn syrup! "Boba Fett? Boba Fett?! Where?!" Han Solo: RotJ The One and Only Darth Mandalore Sev in Ghost Ship Executor
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Evil_King_Wiggins Registered: Aug '03	Date Posted: 5/30/05 3:07pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
	I wish i'd seen this sooner, can I join? Evil. -----signature----- » My icons ( http://evilkingwiggins.proboards19.com/index.cgi?board=general ) » "Dude, you're pumping yourself full of way too much liquid self-pity. Try the tablets. They taste better." » "Your female Chiss icon makes my peepee tingle" - Jon_Goodfellow
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GrandAdmiralJello Title: Emperor • EUC • JCC Registered: Nov '00	Date Posted: 5/30/05 3:11pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
	Certainly. -----signature----- SPQR Vates Jυλιαδις Moribus antiquis res stat Romana virisque - Ennius Tu regere imperio populos, Romanæ, memento; hæ tibi erunt artes; pascisque imponere morem, parcere subjectis et debellare superbos - Virgil
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jedi_of_ennth Registered: Mar '05	Date Posted: 5/30/05 3:15pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
	I have a question about the health benefits offered us by Waru. When he envelops us in his golden blobishness, are we absolutely sure he will heal us and not suck out our life essences? -----signature----- "I'm your friend. I love you." -- Zekk to Jaina, LotF: Fury
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GrandAdmiralJello Title: Emperor • EUC • JCC Registered: Nov '00	Date Posted: 5/30/05 3:29pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
	He only drains heathens. -----signature----- SPQR Vates Jυλιαδις Moribus antiquis res stat Romana virisque - Ennius Tu regere imperio populos, Romanæ, memento; hæ tibi erunt artes; pascisque imponere morem, parcere subjectis et debellare superbos - Virgil
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EmperorSorridom Registered: Apr '05	Date Posted: 5/30/05 3:52pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru - Date Edited: 5/30/05 3:54pm (1 edits total) Edited By: EmperorSorridom
	Then I say we throw -HereticScum- into him! -----signature----- Sorridom, a.k.a. Darth Pimpous: Emperor of the Galaxy Ad maiorem Imperii gloriam. "The Empire will always strike back." --Gilad Pellaeon
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-RebelScum- Registered: Feb '04	Date Posted: 5/30/05 4:03pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru - Date Edited: 5/30/05 4:06pm (4 edits total) Edited By: -RebelScum-
	Ahem, I prefer -HereticScummy-. O, almost forgot my obligatory heretic comment. Why did Waru stare at the orange juice? He was so stupid he thought that was what "Concentrate" meant! -The Scummy- -----signature----- Fantasy Keeps Me Sane.
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darth_Boba Registered: Aug '02	Date Posted: 5/30/05 5:54pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
	What was the punch line? -----signature----- I can't say rim.
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-RebelScum- Registered: Feb '04	Date Posted: 5/30/05 7:04pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
	You didn't get it? You know, Concentrate? When they take all the water out the orange? I am saying Waru is so stupid he saw a bottle of orange juice labeled concentrade and started staring at it because he thought the bottle meant "Concentrade on the bottle" -----signature----- Fantasy Keeps Me Sane.
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RK_Striker_JK_5 Registered: Jul '03	Date Posted: 5/30/05 7:33pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
	Strides in in full armor, stops at the altar, takes off helmet and kneels reverently in front of his greatness Oh, Waru! From the Crystal Star came Lusa, my third favorite EU character. All hail Waru! May I be a guard? I look quite cool in armor with a Force pike and lightsaber. -----signature----- E-married to the wonderful DarthIshtar. Now also her Padawan. Member of the Y.J.K. Revolution Staring into the Darkness http://boards.theforce.net/beyond_the_saga/b10477/27537567/p1/?23
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JEDI-KILLER_17 Registered: May '05	Date Posted: 5/30/05 7:45pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
	Striker... You do know we use star trek as punishment here dont you? The heretic -RebelScum- has been thrown into our dungeon abyss and was forced to watch re-runs of Star Trek:Voyager.He hasnt cracked yet but he will...he will... -----signature----- I have a bad feeling about this... Church of Waru Organist and Music Director
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-RebelScum- Registered: Feb '04	Date Posted: 5/30/05 7:51pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru
	Voyager is better then a second in Waru's stinky presence, he is gold for a reason, WARU IS MADE OF LIMBURGER CHEESE! And also, I escaped from your dungeon like 15 minutes ago, messes with CoW's intercom to chant WARU IS CHEESE over and over and runs into the shadows (there is no way you can say CoW was cooler before you got your official heretic!) -The Scummy- -----signature----- Fantasy Keeps Me Sane.
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