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lieutenant_ketch
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May '06
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Date Posted:
7/16/07 11:45am
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RE: Things EU characters would NEVER say (humor)
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Vergere: You just g0t 0wnz0r3d u nub
Jacen: Wtf you hax0rz
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Raoul_Duke
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7/16/07 1:18pm
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Darth Maul: Hi I'll be you customer care representative for the duration of this call, and may I ask how your day is going?
The Emperor: Now feel the power of the dark side!
Wal-mart Cashier: Sir, it'll still be 45.67.
Leia to Xizor: Forget Han, green is my color.
Master Vrook: Chill dude, chill.
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ZebulaNebula
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7/16/07 8:55pm
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Obi-Wan: There are two kinds of men in this galaxy, Anakin. Those with loaded guns and those who dig ... *lights cigar*.
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I Jedi mind-trick pushy salespeople ...
"You do not want to sell me jewelry/beauy products/shades/whatever."
They can take our lives, but they will never take our FREEDOM!
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Falling_Leaf
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7/16/07 9:45pm
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Vader to Luke: Lets go to the waffle house and have some waffle's.
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Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.
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Lord_Vivec
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Date Posted:
7/16/07 9:52pm
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Mara: "Luke, does this skin-tight leather outfit make my butt look big?"
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lieutenant_ketch
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Date Posted:
7/16/07 10:02pm
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Mara to luke: The child might not be yours
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Raoul_Duke
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7/17/07 6:30am
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Han: You know, I don't see what all the fuss is about. So Jacen is ruthlessly hunting down Corellians and calling them terrorists, big woop.
Yoda (leaving the restroom): Gigantic deuce I dropped.
Mara to Thrawn: Forget Luke, come here Blue boy, and sex me up.
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ZebulaNebula
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7/17/07 9:29pm
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Han: Bartender, give me a warm milk.
Luke: I'll take a glass of hot lum with a hair in it, please.
LOTF Jacen: Those who do not study history are doomed to repeat it.
Darth Vader: Do I look fat in this suit?
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Lord_Vivec
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7/17/07 9:42pm
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Luke: "I have decided to be effective today."
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lieutenant_ketch
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7/18/07 7:12am
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Jaina: bow chika wow wow
Leia rolling on floor laughing: you chiss look like walking blue berries
Random chiss: actually we are descendents of plums
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Abeja
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7/18/07 7:54am
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lieutenant_ketch posted:
Random chiss: actually we are descendents of plums
Somehow, that was very funny 
Bror Jace: Aw, Corran, you don't know how much I have missed you.
Luke to the Jedi: So, children, please be polite. Today, we are going to meet Mr.Emperor in person. He has invited us over for some hot chocolate.
Follow me in pairs please and don't lose sight of the little green flag I am holding over my head!
MiraxCorran, I am mad at you, but you don't have to sleep on the couch today.
You might catch a cold!
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Raoul_Duke
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Date Posted:
7/18/07 8:15am
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RE: Things EU characters would NEVER say (humor)
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lieutenant_ketch posted:
Jaina: bow chika wow wow
Awesome.
Darth Maul: I enjoy watching Maury on my weekday mornings.
The Emperor: Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design. Your friends, up there on the sanctuary moon, are walking into a trap, as is your Rebel fleet. It was I who allowed the Alliance to know the location of the shield generator. It is quite safe from your pitiful little band. An entire legion of my best troops awaits them. Oh, I'm afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive.
Luke: You're a douche.
Mara: Luke, I'm leaving you for Jacen. <-Thats not even funny. In fact I feel a little dead inside.
Corran: Rules, shmoolz.
Darth Vader: What is thy bidding, my master?
The Emperor: Jeez! Would you stop calling me 'master'? Everyone is starting to think were gay for each other. Anyways... wait did you just say 'thy'?
Darth Vader: Uh... yeah.
The Emperor: What is it 1612? Did we hit a time warp? God... Vader I hate you so much.
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solobratz
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Date Posted:
7/19/07 3:30pm
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Raoul_Duke posted:
Mara: Luke, I'm leaving you for Jacen. <-Thats not even funny. In fact I feel a little dead inside.
*Shudders* I don't wanna think about it!
YJK Tenel Ka: *Laughing uproariously* Jacen, that joke was sofunny! I can't stop... laughing! This kid's hilarious!
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Lank_Pavail
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7/19/07 6:55pm
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Tenel Ka: I knew I should've gone after the younger one...*sigh*
Mara: dressing like a fairy tale princess and breaking into spontaneous song, accompanied by random woodland critters.
Jag: You got me stranded on a jungle planet for two years, and ruined my family, Jaina. Let's go have sex.
Jacen: At last I have unlimited power! *pause* GOTCHA! Me, a Sith Lord?! The whole thing, the war, all the deaths-all pretend. You should've seen the look on all your faces! C'mon out, Mara!
Ben: Mom, Dad, I've decided to leave the GAG...and become a Mandalorian.
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Dark Lady Mara
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Date Posted:
7/19/07 11:12pm
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lieutenant_ketch posted:
Leia rolling on floor laughing: you chiss look like walking blue berries
Random chiss: actually we are descendents of plums
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