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Things EU characters would NEVER say (humor)
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Mad_Max0290
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Dec '06
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Date Posted:
10/16/07 9:45am
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RE: Things EU characters would NEVER say (humor)
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Kenobi too Darth Vader after beating him on Mustafar : Who's the Chosen one now, b***ch!
Thrawn: I've got the blues
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For that one person in our lifes no action is too great.
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Darth_Sabith
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10/16/07 12:57pm
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Anakin to Obi-wan: I'm sorry master, I was wrong...forgive me
Luke to anyone: The galaxy is mine
Jacen to Luke: Can you teach me that
Palpatine to Vader: I'm bored kill me
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Darth_Sabith
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10/18/07 4:51pm
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Han to Lando: You want the falcon you can have it.
Leah to Luke: You know I really liked that kiss who cares that we related
Obi-wan to Vader: You know the darkside looks good on you...can I still join
Palps to Yoda: You know ruling the galaxy really isn't my thing..you want it?
Mace Windu: Maybe I should have a fro...
Jacen to Verge: Uncle Luke was right about you
Jar Jar to Obiwan: Messa Jar jar...
Obi-wan pulls out lightsaber and takes Jar Jars head off turns to bar tender
Just me that gets really annoying
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Lilly_Kasei
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11/3/07 3:09am
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Leia aproches Luke on the ewok's bridge. "Luke I'm pregnant." Luke looks down "I've got bad news sis."
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Ceillean
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Date Posted:
11/3/07 4:28am
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RE: Things EU characters would NEVER say (humor)
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Darth_Sabith posted:
Mace Windu: Maybe I should have a fro...
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NelanisGhost
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Date Posted:
11/3/07 8:36pm
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Ceillean posted:
Darth_Sabith posted:
Mace Windu: Maybe I should have a fro...
He would have been invincible then. Like Undercover Brother. Palps would have singed his mighty fro, and Mace lip would have twitched and Palps would have realized how bad that mistake was.
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Mad_Max0290
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11/3/07 9:10pm
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Mace Windu: What does Darth Sideous look like?
Anakin: What?
Mace: [Flips table out of the way] What planet are you from?
Anakin: What?
Mace: "What" ain't no planet I ever heard of! They speak Basic in "What?!"
Anakin: What?
Mace: Basic, *CENSORED*! Do you speak it?
Anakin: Yes!
Mace: Then you know what I'm saying. Describe what Darth Sideous looks like!
Anakin: What?
Mace: [Points saber at Anakin] Say "what" again! Say - "what" - again! I dare you! I double-dare you, *CENSORED*! Say "what" one more *CENSORED* time!
Anakin: He's old
Mace: Go on!
Anakin: He's balding....
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ZebulaNebula
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11/9/07 12:30pm
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Obi-Wan: Anakin, you're too tense. You need to go get laid.
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Darth_Sabith
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11/9/07 12:40pm
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Yoda: Much fear in you I sense...good,good
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ZebulaNebula
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11/23/07 8:36pm
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Atton: I know G0-T0's up to something ... do you have any little tweaks to stop him when he tries to pull of whatever scheme he's got cooking?
Bao-Dur: I have just the thing. *Holds up a copy of Windows Vista*
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Darth_Sabith
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11/29/07 11:51am
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Palpatine aboard the death star before it's explosion: Maybe I should have surrendered to the green toad
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jacensolofangirl2007
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11/30/07 12:54pm
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i don't know if anyones already done this one but...
jacen: "i was wrong"
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Lord_Vivec
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11/30/07 1:04pm
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Cade: "Lemme see, where's that comb?"
Syn: "One day, I'm gonna marry a Jedi."
Deliah: "Go fix it yourself!"
Talon: "Perhaps I should cover myself better."
Nihl: "Nah, I'm not the greatest lightsaber duelist."
Stryph: "I do not have constipation."
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jacensolofangirl2007
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11/30/07 6:56pm
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jacen: "maybe i should wear something white today"
Luke:" i think i'm going to become a hermit and never care about the galexy again"
Mara:i think i'm going to give up fighting and become a nice little housewife and homeschool ben"
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Kenobi_Kid
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Date Posted:
12/4/07 11:16am
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Antares Draco: "Ganner, you don't think I'm being a little hard on that Cade guy do you?"
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