Author Topic: you know you're an EU fan if... (cont.)
mistrylshadowguard 
Registered: May '06
8210_Tonnika Sisters
Date Posted: 5/30/06 3:33pm Subject: you know you're an EU fan if... (cont.) - Date Edited: 4/1 4:19pm (3 edits total) Edited By: GrandAdmiralJello
This was originally in the literature forum, but someone decided to lock it up so that it couldn't be continued there. *gives an electronic raspberry to Rogue_Follower* So I am moving it here.


you know you're an EU fan if...


you have used the phrase "yub yub commander"

you created a painting called 'Killik Twilight'

you crave Corellian food

you'd do better in your geography, astronomy, and other science classes if the focus was on the Star Wars galaxy rather than on our own

 

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waterplayingsquib 
Registered: May '06
16491_Squib
Date Posted: 5/30/06 4:05pm Subject: RE: you know you're an EU fan if... (cont.)
you have designed your own superweapon

when someone mentions monks, you think of mechanical spiders with brain jars

your resume says that you have a doctorate from the University of Agamar

you have/are a "spice" dealer


 

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NaboosPrincess 
Title: Manager Emeritus
Registered: May '01
6907_Anakin and Padme
Date Posted: 5/30/06 6:54pm Subject: RE: you know you're an EU fan if... (cont.)
You wish one or more of the characters were real so you could date them.

i.e. Jacen Solo love

 

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waterplayingsquib 
Registered: May '06
16491_Squib
Date Posted: 5/30/06 9:00pm Subject: RE: you know you're an EU fan if... (cont.)
a friend asks how much cash you have on you and you say, "uh...about fifteen credits."

 

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mistrylshadowguard 
Registered: May '06
8210_Tonnika Sisters
Date Posted: 5/30/06 9:36pm Subject: RE: you know you're an EU fan if... (cont.)
NaboosPrincess posted:
You wish one or more of the characters were real so you could date them.

i.e. Jacen Solo love



or Jag Fel

or some of the former rogues when they were younger

 

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Amon_Amarth 
Registered: Jan '05
16242_C-3PO
Date Posted: 6/1/06 4:49am Subject: RE: you know you're an EU fan if... (cont.)
...if you write about Star Wars novels instead of realism literature for your homework...

...if you want to visit Corelia most of all other, real or unreal places...

 

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Sinrebirth 
Title: SWC Galactic Senate Host
Registered: Nov '04
23524_Xanatos
Date Posted: 6/1/06 7:12am Subject: RE: you know you're an EU fan if... (cont.)
If you've ever said Sithspawn in the place of swearing....

If you know more Star Wars history than Earth history....(there is 200,000 years of it tongue )

If you think of Vergere everytime you have a KFC....

 

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TK-138 
Registered: Dec '05
6046_Ki-Adi-Mundi
Date Posted: 6/1/06 11:11am Subject: RE: you know you're an EU fan if... (cont.) - Date Edited: 6/1/06 11:12am (1 edits total) Edited By: TK-138
mistrylshadowguard posted:
you'd do better in your geography, astronomy, and other science classes if the focus was on the Star Wars galaxy rather than on our own


Sinrebirth posted:
If you know more Star Wars history than Earth history


waterplayingsquib posted:
you have designed your own superweapon


Oh God these are so true it hurts...

You know you're an EU fan if you think Timmothy Zahn did more with Star Wars than George Lucas.

 

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MadamGrandAdmiral 
Registered: Jan '06
41667_Thrawn
Date Posted: 6/1/06 2:12pm Subject: RE: you know you're an EU fan if... (cont.)
...If you search the University Course list to see if you an take Star Wars EU at Degree level...*I did search.*

...If you getinto arguments with people who have only seen the movies about what actually happens

* I really upset a guy before a French exam when I told him that Chewie died...It made him cry. I din't mean to, honest!*

 

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DarthIntegral 
Title: Manager
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Registered: Jul '05
Date Posted: 6/1/06 2:17pm Subject: RE: you know you're an EU fan if... (cont.)
your wife looks at you funny when you ask "did you hear a snap-hiss just now?"

 

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djcati 
Registered: Mar '04
6642_42
Date Posted: 6/2/06 12:35am Subject: RE: you know you're an EU fan if... (cont.)
Sinrebirth posted:
If you've ever said Sithspawn in the place of swearing....


Or 'kriff' -- and, even better, have entirely unintentionally gotten your non-SW-fan roommate to say 'kriff' all the time, too.


Also, 'astral' instead of 'cool'.

 

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AvaVisarra 
Registered: Feb '06
24097_Shaak Ti
Date Posted: 6/2/06 1:06am Subject: RE: you know you're an EU fan if... (cont.)
..when you have your neices and nephews all under the age of 11 calling each other names like "bantha fodder" and "rancor poodoo" and saying "son of a taun taun" and "sithspit" (i've taught them well!!)

..when you accidently call someone Jaina (let me just say that was highly hilarious and embarassing at the same time blush )

.. when you spend all day on the JCF reading FF's ( I cant stop!!! frustrated )

..when you describe the perfect man it turns out to be a dead match for a member of Rogue or Wraith squadron ( im never gonna find him!!! cry )

i shall be back lol this is too much fun

 

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Gredon_Kandeer 
Registered: May '06
23037_Jedi Outcast
Date Posted: 6/2/06 5:11am Subject: RE: you know you're an EU fan if... (cont.) - Date Edited: 6/2/06 5:13am (1 edits total) Edited By: Gredon_Kandeer
You know more about the Valley of the Jedi than the Battle of Hoth/Battle of Yavin/Battle of Endor.

When discussing Jedi with friends, they get confused when you rattle off names like Gantoris, Streen, Tionne, Bane, Exar Kun, Ulic Qel-Droma, etc...

I know these are kind of lame, but I'll come up with better later.

Edit: Thought of a better one:

When you're scared of showing oceanic documentaries in desert areas, for fear you'll start a cult. ("All hail Varn, World of Water!") and kudos to the person who gets that reference!

 

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-Yun-Harla- 
Registered: May '06
42356_Jaina Solo
Date Posted: 6/2/06 10:31am Subject: RE: you know you're an EU fan if... (cont.)
* You refer to your school as the "Jedi Academy"
* You say "Yes Master" to your teachers
* You carry a large bag with you to the malls instead of a girly purse just so you can keep a lightsaber model in there for self-defense
* You use Vergere's philosophy in a philosophy class at school to impress your teacher
* You refer to that snob who keeps flirting with you as Raynar
* You call you little brother "Anakin" or "Kid" and make him call you Jaina
* You call your dad Han Solo just cuz he's a pilot (Yeah, he is)
* You blame your dad for not calling the airplane he'll fly "The Falcon" and throw a fit over it
* You claim that SAT tests were "designed by the Sith to keep our brains in anguish and misery"
* You start referring to your brown hair as "brandy brown" when asked for specifications
* Your swear words are limited to "Sithspit", "Blaster bolts!", "Kriff", "Sithspawn", "Emperor's Black Bones", and "Son of a blaster"
* You wear boots on a daily occassion
* You call your red-haired cousin Ben

Yes, I am guilty of all of these... plus a few already mentioned such as thinking of Vergere whenever I see KFC. I've actually been refusing to eat it since then. OMG what they do to the poor chickens there at KFC is worse than McDonalds!

 

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mistrylshadowguard 
Registered: May '06
8210_Tonnika Sisters
Date Posted: 6/3/06 6:05am Subject: RE: you know you're an EU fan if... (cont.)
-Yun-Harla posted:

* You use Vergere's philosophy in a philosophy class at school to impress your teacher


you really did that? what did your teacher say?

-Yun-Harla posted:

* You refer to that snob who keeps flirting with you as Raynar


I don't recall Raynar being a flirt. a snob, yes, but not a flirt. except for maybe with Lusa.

 

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-Yun-Harla- 
Registered: May '06
42356_Jaina Solo
Date Posted: 6/3/06 7:03am Subject: RE: you know you're an EU fan if... (cont.)
mistrylshadowguard posted:
-Yun-Harla posted:

* You use Vergere's philosophy in a philosophy class at school to impress your teacher


you really did that? what did your teacher say?


Well, I didn't give poor Vergere the credit for it but she liked my own version of the Shadow-moth story that Vergere said. I just substituted the shadow moth with a student taking a test cuz the definitions of help which Vergere implies are the same. She just said that my reasoning was really deep. *blushes* And then I said that "the words we use to describe the truth are far less than the truth itself" when we were debating language. Of course I didn't say "everything is a lie" outright cuz saying that in a debate is NOT a very good idea. LONG LIVE VERGERE!

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-Yun-Harla posted:

* You refer to that snob who keeps flirting with you as Raynar


I don't recall Raynar being a flirt. a snob, yes, but not a flirt. except for maybe with Lusa.
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Well, he wasn't exactly a flirt save for with Lusa but I would FREAK if he above all others would try to flirt with me cuz I can't stand snobs.

 

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