Author Topic: you know you're an EU fan if... (cont.)
Marani 
Registered: Jun '07
18597_Mara and Luke
Date Posted: 7/31/07 12:24pm Subject: RE: you know you're an EU fan if... (cont.)
you know you'r an EU Fan if...

... you call the little brother of your boyfriends best friend Luke, because he is named Lukas
... you call you boyfriend Han instead if Jan
... named your black hamster Mirax


 

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Ceillean 
Registered: Nov '01
23035_Mara Jade
Date Posted: 8/1/07 3:27am Subject: RE: you know you're an EU fan if... (cont.)
* you use "yub yub commander" on a daily basis (icq and msn, of course)

* you're husband knows Kyp Durron's life story from beginning to end

* you're husband's jealous of a guy that doesn't exist wink

* you wish you could use the Force to strangle people who annoy the hell out of you

* you try using the Force to move things around (too bad it doesn't work)

* you start comparing Earth poltics to Star Wars poltics and decide that politicians are the same in every galaxy

* you wish EU characters existed just to hook up with someone (in my case, Kyp)

* the first organized "Star Wars Dinner" is called Cantina Club Bielefeld (my hometown here in tiny little Germany)

* you tried convincing your husband to name your baby girl "Mara Jade" (he doesn't like the name Mara, so we ended up with Lillian Jade. Got the Jade, though. grin )

* your husband, who doesn't really like Star Wars, starts saying things like "You Sith!"

I think that's about it.

 

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Hananiah 
Registered: Jan '03
41192_Quinlan and Khaleen
Date Posted: 8/1/07 7:04am Subject: RE: you know you're an EU fan if... (cont.)
You know you're an EU fan if all the songs on your ipod relate to a certain character or shipper and your playlists are named after characters and shippers

 

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Myriad_Daydreams 
Registered: Jun '07
41917_Luke Skywalker
Date Posted: 8/3/07 7:25pm Subject: RE: you know you're an EU fan if... (cont.)
Jade_Pilot posted:
You know you're an EU fan when you talk about Luke's wife, Mara, and the people around you say, "Luke Skywalker is Married????"


laugh laugh laugh laugh

I get that ALL the time!!! grin

 

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kecen 
Registered: Jul '05
17264_Mon Calamari
Date Posted: 8/6/07 12:44pm Subject: RE: you know you're an EU fan if... (cont.) - Date Edited: 8/6/07 12:45pm (1 edits total) Edited By: kecen
  • If you've ever scared your sister into believing the Yuuzhan Vong will invade the earth in 2012 and destroy all the television sets in their vicinity.


  • You use the EU as misanthropic fodder because of the "anti-alien" blurbs in several novels


  • You make up EU versions of real life things, like Seaworld


  • Your ideal boyfriend has a utility lobster named Grievous for a left hand, and is dating your bald Yuuzhan Vong OC as well
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    ZebulaNebula 
    Registered: Feb '05
    45726_JC Charactures
    Date Posted: 8/6/07 10:07pm Subject: RE: you know you're an EU fan if... (cont.)
    If you give friends and family EU-related nicknames(e.g. calling your grandmother Kreia or Ta'a Chume behind her back).

    If you quote Ganner when playing HALO or Perfect Dark. "None shall pass!"

    If you named your comp Callista, Whistler, Emtrey, HK-47, etc.

     

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    Ceillean 
    Registered: Nov '01
    23035_Mara Jade
    Date Posted: 8/6/07 11:03pm Subject: RE: you know you're an EU fan if... (cont.)
    If you've ever scared your sister into believing the Yuuzhan Vong will invade the earth in 2012 and destroy all the television sets in their vicinity.


    That is so funny! laugh
    I wish I had younger siblings who'd believe that story. wink

     

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    ZebulaNebula 
    Registered: Feb '05
    45726_JC Charactures
    Date Posted: 8/8/07 3:17pm Subject: RE: you know you're an EU fan if... (cont.)
    Ceillean posted:
    If you've ever scared your sister into believing the Yuuzhan Vong will invade the earth in 2012 and destroy all the television sets in their vicinity.


    That is so funny! laugh
    I wish I had younger siblings who'd believe that story. wink


    As do I ... although I suppose you could adapt it to a campfire tale for your kids(unless they're wee babies)

    If you wish for the Thrawn Trilogy to be made into Episodes VII-IX.

     

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    solobratz 
    Registered: Feb '06
    6446_Thread Killer
    Date Posted: 8/11/07 10:26am Subject: RE: you know you're an EU fan if... (cont.)
    -You spend hours on imdb, looking for the perfect actors to play your favorite EU characters

    -You think Mickey Suttle deserves to burn in hell

    -You consistently quote EU characters in your everyday life and then start laughing while your non-SW fan friends look at you strangely

    -You sigh and roll your eyes whenever you watch the Clone Wars cartoon

    -You knead your forehead and groan whenever you overhear a small child say they know everything about SW

     

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    Mystralgurl 
    Registered: Oct '04
    14754_Mistryl Shadow Guard
    Date Posted: 8/12/07 1:06pm Subject: RE: you know you're an EU fan if... (cont.) - Date Edited: 8/12/07 1:18pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Mystralgurl
    If you've used words like sithspit, sithspawn, spast, kriff, frell or bothan-lover so much that your mother starts treating them like actual cuss words. (no, this really did happen to me! I got in big trouble when my seven-year-old brother called someone a kriffing sithspawn bothan lover... whistling that would be one he heard me say.)

    EDIT: Wow, reading through this list, it's like everyone is describing me... blush

     

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    SithGirl132 
    Registered: Dec '05
    41732_Fan Fiction
    Date Posted: 10/19/07 10:02pm Subject: RE: you know you're an EU fan if... (cont.)
    If you can't get through an EU book without swooning like a fangirl. I did that throughout most of LOTF.
    If you meet someone who has actually heard of the EU and that makes your day.
    If you find SW allusions in your history notes, explaining out everything. I did that all the time in World History and US History.
    If you're still looking for that Jacen Solo or Zekk to come sweep you off your feet. No luck here.
    If your bookshelf is sagging under the weight of your EU books.
    If you save your money carefully to have enough for the next EU book.
    If you've ordered EU books from a bookstore!
    If you've used Vergere's philosophy on someone and they believed it.
    If you quote the EU on a regular basis. Sometimes I do indeed miss my sanity. And is it what the teacher teaches, or what the student learns? I learned nothing from four years of private prep school. Do I get my $40000 back?
    If you are reading this thread and thinking "done this, done this, of course I've done this..."

     

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    I-poodoo 
    Registered: May '01
    44249_George Lucas
    Date Posted: 10/21/07 2:24pm Subject: RE: you know you're an EU fan if... (cont.)

    If you meet someone who has actually heard of the EU and that makes your day.


    Done that, I can actually talk to someone about SW without starting a sentence with: "Well, if you've read the books-in such and such book..."
    Those times are few and far between for me outside of this forum. sad

     

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    KissMeImARebel 
    Registered: Nov '03
    13690_Mirax Terrik
    Date Posted: 10/22/07 7:17am Subject: RE: you know you're an EU fan if... (cont.)
    If you hear of a book called "Uglies" and your first thought is, "is Stackpole writing a new book"?

     

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    Darth-Raze641 
    Registered: Oct '07
    41670_Darth Nihl
    Date Posted: 10/22/07 2:45pm Subject: RE: you know you're an EU fan if... (cont.)
    [quote=JayaMioneDurron
    * You searched every second hand book sore you came to to find some of the first eu books (very guilty happy )
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    Guilty.

     

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    Tatooine_Ghost 
    Registered: Jul '06
    46740_Antilles & Celchu 2008
    Date Posted: 10/23/07 12:22pm Subject: RE: you know you're an EU fan if... (cont.)
    wow.

     

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