Author Topic: The Church of Kyle
SwordoftheJedi 
Registered: Jan '05
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Date Posted: 11/21/07 1:41pm Subject: RE: The Church of Kyle
Yeah nice facts. Hey...I'm curious and since I don't want to read through 100s of facts...has anyone repeated the same joke?

 

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RaidonMakoto 
Registered: Nov '07
19240_Kyle Katarn
Date Posted: 11/21/07 2:04pm Subject: RE: The Church of Kyle
SwordoftheJedi posted:
Yeah nice facts. Hey...I'm curious and since I don't want to read through 100s of facts...has anyone repeated the same joke?

Yeah, I've seen a couple repeated. And since these are based on Chuck Norris jokes, there's no doubt that some have been repeated.

 

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ARC-77 
Registered: Mar '06
40696_Jaster Mereel
Date Posted: 11/21/07 3:15pm Subject: RE: The Church of Kyle
There are a few repeated, especially considering there was another thread before the first one. They're usually at least a little different, though, unless they're based off of Chuck Norris ones.

 

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SwordoftheJedi 
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45275_Ferus Olin
Date Posted: 11/22/07 12:44pm Subject: RE: The Church of Kyle
Yeah I'm not surprised. My brother calls Kyle, the Star Wars Chuck Norris.

 

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RaidonMakoto 
Registered: Nov '07
19240_Kyle Katarn
Date Posted: 11/22/07 7:32pm Subject: RE: The Church of Kyle
SwordoftheJedi posted:
Yeah I'm not surprised. My brother calls Kyle, the Star Wars Chuck Norris.

Who else could single handedly break into countless Imperial facilities, kill many Dark Jedi, and get stabbed in the chest and survive without breaking a sweat? None other than Kyle Katarn :P

 

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Ulicus 
Registered: Jul '05
41990_Duron Qel-Droma
Date Posted: 11/23/07 4:37am Subject: RE: The Church of Kyle
SwordoftheJedi posted:
Yeah I'm not surprised. My brother calls Kyle, the Star Wars Chuck Norris.

shame_on_you

Chuck Norris is the Terran Kyle Katarn.

 

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SwordoftheJedi 
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45275_Ferus Olin
Date Posted: 11/24/07 7:36am Subject: RE: The Church of Kyle
*ponders this for a moment before nodding her head*

That's true. Kyle also pressured me into quitting all other EUC clubs so I could be more devoted in my worship of the Beard.

He really brooks no laziness from his loyal followers, does he?

 

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Havac 
Title: Lit Mod of War
Registered: Sep '05
46740_Antilles & Celchu 2008
Date Posted: 11/29/07 6:40pm Subject: RE: The Church of Kyle
Star Wars Homing Beacon just sent out a list of the top Databank hits, and Kyle was somewhere in the 70s or 80s (Kyle wasn't low on the list. He was lurking.). The little explanation next to the name? "There is no chin behind Kyle Katarn's beard. Just another fist."

 

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Kev-Mas_Colcha 
Registered: Dec '02
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Date Posted: 11/29/07 6:43pm Subject: RE: The Church of Kyle
I heard Kyle will be making an appearance in one of the future Legacy of the Force Novels! grin

 

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Havac 
Title: Lit Mod of War
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Date Posted: 11/29/07 6:49pm Subject: RE: The Church of Kyle
Well, the book is currently out. Fury. It's the first time Kyle really appears as a character and not just a name and handful of lines. It's excellent.

 

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RaidonMakoto 
Registered: Nov '07
19240_Kyle Katarn
Date Posted: 11/29/07 8:14pm Subject: RE: The Church of Kyle
Havac posted:
Star Wars Homing Beacon just sent out a list of the top Databank hits, and Kyle was somewhere in the 70s or 80s (Kyle wasn't low on the list. He was lurking.). The little explanation next to the name? "There is no chin behind Kyle Katarn's beard. Just another fist."

You mean Homing Beacon 203? I have that, but don't see it, just a bunch of crap about THX. The joke is wrong, its another Bryar Pistol, not another fist...

Got Fury today. I are happy :3 Also, I've been improving the Kyle Katarn entry on Wookiepedia. You're free to lend a hand if you want.

 

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SwordoftheJedi 
Registered: Jan '05
45275_Ferus Olin
Date Posted: 11/30/07 12:13pm Subject: RE: The Church of Kyle
So, Fury's good? I'll have to check it out myself.

Rai's right. If it's not another Bryar pistol then it's a lightsaber. Or wait...was that Luke? tongue

I'll see what I can do about the wokkiepedia page.

 

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ARC-77 
Registered: Mar '06
40696_Jaster Mereel
Date Posted: 11/30/07 12:38pm Subject: RE: The Church of Kyle
Havac posted:
Star Wars Homing Beacon just sent out a list of the top Databank hits, and Kyle was somewhere in the 70s or 80s (Kyle wasn't low on the list. He was lurking.). The little explanation next to the name? "There is no chin behind Kyle Katarn's beard. Just another fist."


That's amazing. The joke's not quite right, but that's still awesome. grin

 

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RaidonMakoto 
Registered: Nov '07
19240_Kyle Katarn
Date Posted: 11/30/07 1:47pm Subject: RE: The Church of Kyle
ARC-77 posted:
Havac posted:
Star Wars Homing Beacon just sent out a list of the top Databank hits, and Kyle was somewhere in the 70s or 80s (Kyle wasn't low on the list. He was lurking.). The little explanation next to the name? "There is no chin behind Kyle Katarn's beard. Just another fist."


That's amazing. The joke's not quite right, but that's still awesome. grin


Linkage someone? I'd really like to see for myself :P

Oh, and yes, Fury is quite good. I'm 1/3 of the way through it right now (just after when Kyle gets stabbed). I'm a bit peeved Allston has referred to him as 'Master Katarn' as Kyle has said he hates titles, and that Kyle gets stabbed in the chest, but besides that, it is quite goood.

 

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Evil_King_Wiggins 
Registered: Aug '03
42068_Grand Admiral Gilad Pellaeon
Date Posted: 12/6/07 1:11pm Subject: RE: The Church of Kyle
RaidonMakoto posted:
Oh, and yes, Fury is quite good. I'm 1/3 of the way through it right now (just after when Kyle gets stabbed). I'm a bit peeved Allston has referred to him as 'Master Katarn' as Kyle has said he hates titles, and that Kyle gets stabbed in the chest, but besides that, it is quite goood.


Ah, so that's where Square-Enix got their idea to have Sephi stab Cloud in the chest in Advent Children(DC)... I guess they couldn't stop with just the Pouldren... Next thing we know, Clould's gonna have a beard!

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