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The Church of Kyle
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SwordoftheJedi
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Jan '05
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Date Posted:
12/6/07 2:05pm
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RE: The Church of Kyle
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*shudders*
Cloud with a beard is somewhat frightening.
So our awesome leader is back? 
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RaidonMakoto
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Nov '07
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Date Posted:
12/9/07 12:44pm
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RE: The Church of Kyle
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This place needs a semi-Kick in the pants bump.
So, our leader is backish?
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Ulicus
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Jul '05
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Date Posted:
12/20/07 5:09pm
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RE: The Church of Kyle
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Uh, guys, I recieved a transmission just now ... and, uh... well.
We're screwed.
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To The So-Called 'Faithful'
You may dispense with the pleasantries, "Shoulderpadawans" (a pathetic construction if I ever saw one, who came up with that rubbish?), I'm here to put you back on the first page. Your fledgling "Church" was only recently brought to my attention. Prior to this moment, I had been somewhat preoccupied punching myself to ascertain the truth about that old philosophical question, "what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object". (And, for you comic nerds out there, Superman was wrong. Surrender is for the craven clean-shaven.)
Imagine my surprise, if you would deign to imagine any emotion that an omnipotent being could have, when - upon my arriving here - I could not even see this so called "Church". I had heard you were devout worshippers of the Beard, the Pauldron and the Bryar Pistol... but it appears I was mistaken.
Oh, I'm sorry. It appears the corpse that delivered the news of this place to me was mistaken. I am never mistaken.
Needless to say, I am most displeased with your apparant lack of progress. (And you, at the back, you call that stubble!? Get ON it man)
For your sake, I should hope that you redouble your efforts within the next twenty-four hours.
Now, kneel while you still have knees upon which to do so, lest I brand you Jerectics and banish you from existence!
Katarn
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I'm scared. 
Though also confused. The last time I spoke to Kyle, he knew full well about this place and would only say: "I'm no deity, I'm just a guy with omnipotence and a few questions."
Perhaps this is some foul imposter!? Or maybe Kyle has become so powerful that he's branched off into his own bearded pantheon of separate Kyles!? Oh teh nos!!!1
(In other news: BUMP )
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Havac
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Date Posted:
12/20/07 11:28pm
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Shiver. Shiver in fear.
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Ganner_The_Hero
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Date Posted:
12/21/07 5:44am
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RE: The Church of Kyle
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Ulicus posted:
(And you, at the back, you call that stubble!? Get ON it man)
I'm sorry 
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Ulicus
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Date Posted:
12/21/07 8:46am
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RE: The Church of Kyle
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Havac posted:
Shiver. Shiver in fear.
I am. Fear is cold.
Ganner_The_Hero posted:
Ulicus posted:
(And you, at the back, you call that stubble!? Get ON it man)
I'm sorry
Sorry won't do! Isn't there some lotion you can use? Kyle's bristling with anger at your lack of decent bristles!
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Ganner_The_Hero
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Date Posted:
12/21/07 10:34am
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RE: The Church of Kyle
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Ulicus posted:
Ganner_The_Hero posted:
Ulicus posted:
(And you, at the back, you call that stubble!? Get ON it man)
I'm sorry
Sorry won't do! Isn't there some lotion you can use? Kyle's bristling with anger at your lack of decent bristles!
Well, I concentrated really hard, and I think I see some new hairs. I do have to go and change my pants now, though
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ARC-77
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Date Posted:
12/22/07 8:53pm
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RE: The Church of Kyle
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Heh. Jerectics. Clever.
And Ulicus, Kyle can damn well change his mind about whether or not he knows something.Beats me how, but he can.
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SwordoftheJedi
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Date Posted:
12/24/07 12:26pm
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RE: The Church of Kyle
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There is only one way I'm growing a beard and that is over my dead, cold body. Not that I can grow one in the first place.
As Apostle it is my fault this has fallen in such disarray. Any ideas people?
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RaidonMakoto
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Nov '07
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Date Posted:
12/26/07 2:21pm
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RE: The Church of Kyle
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Whaddya know, this place isn't dead...
*Bows*
Lord Kyle has posted.
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SwordoftheJedi
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12/29/07 5:07pm
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...And so it dies...AGAIN.
Come on people. The Almighty Beard mustn't be disappointed with us again.
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Stookymalarkey
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Apr '07
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Date Posted:
1/5 7:47am
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RE: The Church of Kyle
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Kyle just gets stabbed in the chest? Come on, I thought they were trying to kill him off for no good reason (a fad that just shows how lame the writers are these days), not tickle him!
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RaidonMakoto
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Date Posted:
1/8 5:32pm
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RE: The Church of Kyle
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Stookymalarkey posted:
Kyle just gets stabbed in the chest? Come on, I thought they were trying to kill him off for no good reason (a fad that just shows how lame the writers are these days), not tickle him!
You should know it takes more than that to tickle Lord Kyle.
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JEDI_TEEGIRLOO
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Date Posted:
1/9 5:53pm
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RE: The Church of Kyle
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Greetings Kyp fans. Im JEDI_TEEGIRLOO but please just call me Tee.  I am the Minister of Public Affairs for the EUS. I have been informed that your Senator Evi_King_Wiggins has been inactive in the Senate since 9/8. PM's have been sent out without an answer. We also haven't heard from the Primary Aide SwordoftheJedi either. If anyone has heard from either of them can you please get a hold of them and let them know. In the meantime I would also like to get the Church of Kyle back in to the Senate. If any members would like to become the Senator they must not represent another thread as a Senator or Aide. If you need any help in understanding the ways of the Senate i would be glad to help. Just give me a PM.
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IcePirate
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Jul '05
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Date Posted:
1/15 11:26am
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RE: The Church of Kyle
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i found this. are any of you responsible? if so, i thank you.
http://darkforces.jediknight.net/index2.shtml
(i really hope they include the chained ewok. and if they do, add kyle saying "what the hell is that thing?"... since the mission happened before endor)
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