Author Topic: The Church of Kyle
SwordoftheJedi 
Registered: Jan '05
45275_Ferus Olin
Date Posted: 1/17 7:43pm Subject: RE: The Church of Kyle
Wait....I'm Primary Aide? Why didn't I know about this...

Anyways, I'd be willing to take Wiggins place but I'm not too familiar with the Senate, frankly.

 

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Evil_King_Wiggins 
Registered: Aug '03
42068_Grand Admiral Gilad Pellaeon
Date Posted: 1/18 3:06pm Subject: RE: The Church of Kyle
I asked you to be the aide a few months ago, you consented. tongue

Anyway, I'm just checking in. Life's too busy for me to return any time soon, so have fun. peace

Evil.

 

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Ulicus 
Registered: Jul '05
41990_Duron Qel-Droma
Date Posted: 1/18 6:58pm Subject: RE: The Church of Kyle
IcePirate posted:
i found this. are any of you responsible? if so, i thank you.

http://darkforces.jediknight.net/index2.shtml

(i really hope they include the chained ewok. and if they do, add kyle saying "what the hell is that thing?"... since the mission happened before endor)

SWEET!

 

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ARC-77 
Registered: Mar '06
40696_Jaster Mereel
Date Posted: 1/21 9:56am Subject: RE: The Church of Kyle
I just thought of something. With TFU having different skins for the SA, how awesome would it be if Kyle Katarn was an unlockable skin? Not to say anyone can lock Kyle, but you get my drift.

 

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ehal256 
Registered: Jan '08
24165_Stormtrooper
Date Posted: 1/21 11:26am Subject: RE: The Church of Kyle - Date Edited: 1/21 11:26am (1 edits total) Edited By: ehal256
Bows and prays in front of the awesome might of Katarn....


praying

I pledge myself to your service

 

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IcePirate 
Registered: Jul '05
20459_Dark Trooper
Date Posted: 1/21 11:38pm Subject: RE: The Church of Kyle
Ulicus posted:
SWEET!


i know!

 

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IcePirate 
Registered: Jul '05
20459_Dark Trooper
Date Posted: 1/22 8:13pm Subject: RE: The Church of Kyle
p.s. i hope they are using Natt Surman's remake of level 1 as a map for um...er level 1...

http://www.massassi.net/levels/files/1900.shtml

 

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Ulicus 
Registered: Jul '05
41990_Duron Qel-Droma
Date Posted: 1/23 3:51pm Subject: RE: The Church of Kyle
Not-Very Important Notice
*Ahem*

Please note that, from this day forth, all "Kyle Katarn Facts" are to be posted here, in the Church of Kyle.

I will, possibly, get around to collecting all of the previously posted ones together at some point and making a big post where we can marvel at them. That will take a while, however.

Get Facting! wink

 

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CernStormrunner 
Registered: Jul '00
44400_Kyle Katarn
Date Posted: 1/24 7:23pm Subject: RE: The Church of Kyle - Date Edited: 1/24 7:24pm (1 edits total) Edited By: CernStormrunner
What is the meaning of this? Is someone trying to provoke the End of Days? IS KYLE KATARN GONNA HAFTA CHOKE A SCHUTTA?!?!?!

also...Unlike a Ninja, Kyle Katarn can catch you if you're on fire.

 

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IcePirate 
Registered: Jul '05
20459_Dark Trooper
Date Posted: 1/24 9:11pm Subject: RE: The Church of Kyle
I meant Matt Surman.

 

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CernStormrunner 
Registered: Jul '00
44400_Kyle Katarn
Date Posted: 1/27 6:17pm Subject: RE: The Church of Kyle - Date Edited: 1/27 6:18pm (1 edits total) Edited By: CernStormrunner
while time-travelling to ancient Greece, Kyle Katarn passed by Thebes and met the Sphinx.

The Sphinx asked Kyle:

"Which creature in the morning goes on four feet, at noon on two, and in the evening upon three?"

Kyle shot her in the head. Kyle hates karking riddles.

 

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ehal256 
Registered: Jan '08
24165_Stormtrooper
Date Posted: 1/30 6:15pm Subject: RE: The Church of Kyle
Fact: "Kyle Katarn is like the Ring. Once you see him you are already dead."

 

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Kenobi_Kid 
Registered: May '05
43422_Shado Vao
Date Posted: 2/12 5:48pm Subject: RE: The Church of Kyle
Hey guys! Your High Prophet only just noticed that the tread had been moved here. Talk about embarresment. I hope Kyle, in his finite mercy, will see fit to spare his humble accolyte. If not, I've commisioned a garrison of Stormtroopers to distract him whilst I make my (futile) escape.

Mace Windu once had a head full of hair and a beard the match of Oppo Rancisiss's. One day he recieved a vision of the coming of Kyle. After that he shaved all the hair off of his face, realizing that he could never come near the magnificicence of Kyle's beard.

 

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CernStormrunner 
Registered: Jul '00
44400_Kyle Katarn
Date Posted: 2/13 8:41pm Subject: RE: The Church of Kyle
Cthulhu is not actually just sleeping until the "stars are right", he's really hiding from Kyle Katarn

 

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Kenobi_Kid 
Registered: May '05
43422_Shado Vao
Date Posted: 2/16 3:39pm Subject: RE: The Church of Kyle
Kyle has two ways of entering a room. Kicking down the door and killing everything inside, or else standing and waiting for the room to come to him. And it will. mischief

 

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