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The Church of Kyle
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Havac
Title: Lit Mod of War
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Date Posted:
3/31/07 12:32am
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RE: The Church of Kyle
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Wheaties are the breakfast of champions.
Champions are the breakfast of Kyle Katarn.
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Ganner_The_Hero
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Apr '03
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Date Posted:
3/31/07 2:54pm
Subject:
RE: The Church of Kyle
- Date Edited:
3/31/07 2:56pm (1 edits total)
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Bringing this back to the 1st page before Kyle rips us all apart.
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ARC-77
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Date Posted:
3/31/07 6:06pm
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RE: The Church of Kyle
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Everyone knows this line from the Dark Forces novellas:
William C. Dietz posted:
An officer turned, saw Kyle, and died.
What it originally read was "An officer turned, saw Kyle, and spontaneously combusted."
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Ganner_The_Hero
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Date Posted:
4/1/07 2:00am
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RE: The Church of Kyle
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ARC-77 posted:
Everyone knows this line from the Dark Forces novellas:
William C. Dietz posted:
An officer turned, saw Kyle, and died.
What it originally read was "An officer turned, saw Kyle, and spontaneously combusted."
No, no, what it really said was:
"An officer turned, saw Kyle, and spontaneously combusted. Along with his entire family."
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GrandAdmiralJello
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Nov '00
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Date Posted:
4/1/07 3:02am
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RE: The Church of Kyle
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I would like to point out that in a single day, my defection thread has amassed half again more posts than the Katarn cult. That is all. 
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Evil_King_Wiggins
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Aug '03
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Date Posted:
4/1/07 3:09am
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RE: The Church of Kyle
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4/1/07 3:13am (1 edits total)
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Well that's a no brainer, Kyle will take his praise wherever it's given.
Evil.
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s65horsey
Title: EUC Princess
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Jun '06
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Date Posted:
4/1/07 6:34am
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RE: The Church of Kyle
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Havac you're my hero!!
Katarnipedia
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Katarns_Lil_Brother
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Date Posted:
4/1/07 9:37am
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RE: The Church of Kyle
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s65horsey posted:
Havac you're my hero!!
Katarnipedia
Brilliant!
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ARC-77
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Date Posted:
4/1/07 12:40pm
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RE: The Church of Kyle
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Katarns_Lil_Brother posted:
s65horsey posted:
Havac you're my hero!!
Katarnipedia
Brilliant!
Agreed! I wonder how long it'll stay up.
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Ganner_The_Hero
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4/1/07 2:13pm
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RE: The Church of Kyle
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Kyle Katarn: "The Dark Side? I've been there. Do your worst."
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CernStormrunner
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4/1/07 8:56pm
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Inexplicably, Kyle Katarn receives a copy of tomorrow's newspaper at his doorstep every morning.
He uses it to wrap fish since Kyle Katarn doesn't care about either today's or tomorrow's liberal slant on the news.
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Evil_King_Wiggins
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Date Posted:
4/2/07 2:15am
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I get the feeling I missed something.
Evil.
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SephyCloneNo15
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Date Posted:
4/2/07 8:43am
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RE: The Church of Kyle
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Kyle Katarn Sucks!
Belated April Foo....
(SephyCloneNo15 will no longer be posting due to Bryar related injuries. Kyle doesn't tolerate jokes at his expense)
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Ganner_The_Hero
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Date Posted:
4/3/07 12:17am
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RE: The Church of Kyle
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SephyCloneNo15 posted:
Kyle Katarn Sucks!
Belated April Foo....
(SephyCloneNo15 will no longer be posting due to Bryar related injuries. Kyle doesn't tolerate jokes at his expense)
Rosh Penin: I'm sorry, Kyle, I didn't mean to offend you.
Kyle Katarn: It's all right, Rosh, you didn't. I've been offended by professionals.
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s65horsey
Title: EUC Princess
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Date Posted:
4/3/07 8:25pm
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RE: The Church of Kyle
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In A Soldier for the Empire, the commando didn't forget to turn his safety off, the safety switched itself back on for fear of Kyle's wrath had it actually fired at him.
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