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CernStormrunner 
Registered: Jul '00
6460_Stormtrooper<br>Look Sir, Donuts!
Date Posted: 6/22 9:18am Subject: RE: The Church of Kyle
It's true that Kyle Katarn can not walk on water.

However, he has been know to stomp a mudhole in a lake, and walk that son of a murglak dry.

 

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darthcaedus1138 
Registered: Oct '07
46315_Holiday Special: Luke Skywalker
Date Posted: 6/23 7:51am Subject: RE: The Church of Kyle
Actually, once the reflection of Kyle's beard plays on the water, the lake has no choice but to relocate. This has already happened five times, and they are now called the Great Lakes, because they met Kyle.

 

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HemDazon90 
Registered: Mar '08
6209_Max Rebo
Date Posted: 7/13 5:38pm Subject: RE: The Church of Kyle
if kyle decided to wear the HAT! the galaxy whould bow before him

 

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LordHibbidyhai 
Registered: Apr '07
41225_Cade Skywalker
Date Posted: 9/25 11:32am Subject: RE: The Church of Kyle
If Kyle were to the fall to the dark side...nobody would ever know. Because whatever side Kyle is on is the Light side.

 

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