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Senator_Elegos_A-Kla Registered: Jan '01	Date Posted: 4/27/07 1:29pm Subject: Ludicrous Operations League v2.0 - Date Edited: 4/27/07 2:51pm (3 edits total) Edited By: Senator_Elegos_A-Kla
	Attentions, denizens of the EUC - The LOL has been brought back to LIFE! For those who want to know who we are and what we do, please read the following statement from our Founder and Hutt-Gangster Emeritus; Sithflame posted: Hello everyone! This thread is my sorry-@ss attempt to create a fun group to be a part of. The Ludicrous Operations League, LOL for short, has very little, if any, purpose. Basically, it is a mockery of all fan clubs everywhere. Not that I have a problem with the other fan-clubs, because I don't. I just like to joke around!! So, here we will take the best of the other clubs, twist them around to Ludicrous proportions, and then make it a part of us. Now, being a mockery, we will immediately need a Defense Force, a Senate, a Deli and a "Who am I?" game (I'll think of more later). I will be making a member list, of course (that seems to me the IN thing to do these days). In order to join you have to tell a really bad joke. Once you do, you're in. Suggestions are welcome. Everyone may join. Any questions? Good. Sithflame Gangster-Hutt of LOL Now thats over and done with, back to our main viewing... ***************************** Welcome to LOL, everyone! Below you shall find your positions of power. PARADE OF THE FOOLS "Who's the more foolish: the fool or the fool who follows him?" Gangster-Hutt of LOL: Senator_Elegos_A-Kla Gangster-Hutt Emeritus: Darthmalt16 Founder of LOL and Gangster-Hutt Emeritus: sithflame ***************************** [TEMPLE OF INK-BLOT] - Ever wonder if there is a higher being in the universe, well the is now. Here we worship the great INK-BLOT that manifests itself in many sizes and forums throughout the world. (Vacancies available) [DEFENSE FORCE] - We at the LOL Defence Force have but one mission: to defend the LOL and its members! If a senator is caught half naked with an intern, we will defend his right to wear Barney underwear. And if we are faced with an opposing force of unsurmountable power, we defend our right to turn tail and run like Imperials from teddy bears! Capital Commander of Capital Ships: SWBob (Vacancies available) [PSEUDO-SENATE] - A really big, corrupt place, filled with no one except the Pseudo Senators, who are, surprisingly, really big and corrupt. All Senators must bow to the Secretly-Evil Chancillor or they will be bombarded with my imagenary fleet of warships, and imaginary army, and imagenary Wookies. Pseudo Evil Chancellor: Sinrebirth Chief Bureaucrat of the Bureaucracy: Imperial_Hammer (Vacancies Available) [GAMES UNIT] (Vacancies available) [JANITORIAL UNIT] - Commanded by the Janitorial God, Sitincrapper, the Unit is a beacon of hope for Janitors everywhere. When they feel like they can't go on with their pittyful existances anymore, they need only look down into the misty depths of the toilet and if they stare hard enough and have faith, Sitincrapper will bring a new meaning to their lives! Go forth and clean!!!!! (Vacancies available) [SOCIETY OF EU OVER-EXPANSIONISTS] - Dedicated to figuring out how ALL LITERATURE EVERYWHERE, from "Harry Potter" to "Gone with the Wind", fits into Star Wars continuity!! (Vacancies available) [EU LOVE-GUSHER HAVEN]- What would the EU be without Love? The answer of course is...it wouldn't be the EU! Come, let us gush together! Han and Leia, Luke and Mara, Anakin and Tahiri the list goes on! We can spend our days gushing without a care in the world! (Vacancies available) [LOL Fire Dept.] - The very important department within the LOLHQ, as they see as to whether or not the building can burn down. Regular FIRE DRILLS will be held to determine this very fact. (Vacancies available) [PARADE OF FOOLS CREATION CREW] - These are the people who create the pretty nice neon colors when you see the Parade of Fools scroll up on your screen! Director: Senator_Elegos_A-Kla -----signature----- A Semi-Random Person Moss: "I'll just put it here with the rest of the fire."
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Imperial_Hammer Title: Manager: • SWRPF • NSWRPF • RPR Registered: Sep '04	Date Posted: 4/27/07 1:41pm Subject: RE: Ludicrous Operations League v2.0 - Date Edited: 4/27/07 1:43pm (2 edits total) Edited By: Imperial_Hammer
	I wish to take the position of the Chief Bureaucrat of the Bureaucracy in the Pseduo-Senate. Bestow upon me this position, lest I unleash the Red Tape and file Memos against ye! -I_H -----signature----- In rode the Lord of the Nazgûl. A great black shape against the fires beyond he loomed up, grown to a vast menace of despair. In rode the Lord of the Nazgûl, under the archway that no enemy ever yet had passed, and all fled before his face.
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Sinrebirth Title: Sith Emperor of the SWC Registered: Nov '04	Date Posted: 4/27/07 1:41pm Subject: RE: Ludicrous Operations League v2.0
	How did Vergere cross the road? She didn't. She doesn't believe roads exist. I couldn't help myself. If you need a Pseudo Evil Chancellor, call me. -----signature----- Darth Insipid Proud Fan of the Tragedy of Jacen Solo Missing Chapters of Invincible; Chapter 7.5 is up! Jacen and Tassels; Lecersen; Syal; Wedge and Wes and... Tarfang! http://boards.theforce.net/beyond_the_saga/b10477/28933751/p3/?70
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Senator_Elegos_A-Kla Registered: Jan '01	Date Posted: 4/27/07 1:44pm Subject: RE: Ludicrous Operations League v2.0 - Date Edited: 4/27/07 1:46pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Senator_Elegos_A-Kla
	Welcome Imperial_Hammer and Sinrebirth to the LOL. A friendly reminder that you must tell a bad to joke in order to join //Sets up office in the brand-new LOLHQ kitchen// -----signature----- A Semi-Random Person Moss: "I'll just put it here with the rest of the fire."
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Imperial_Hammer Title: Manager: • SWRPF • NSWRPF • RPR Registered: Sep '04	Date Posted: 4/27/07 1:47pm Subject: RE: Ludicrous Operations League v2.0 - Date Edited: 4/27/07 1:48pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Imperial_Hammer
	Ah yes... Um... Why were the suspenders arrested? For holding up a pair of pants. Hahahaah! Files it away Can I get an office? Or a broom closet or something? -I_H -----signature----- In rode the Lord of the Nazgûl. A great black shape against the fires beyond he loomed up, grown to a vast menace of despair. In rode the Lord of the Nazgûl, under the archway that no enemy ever yet had passed, and all fled before his face.
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Senator_Elegos_A-Kla Registered: Jan '01	Date Posted: 4/27/07 1:56pm Subject: RE: Ludicrous Operations League v2.0
	Imperial_Hammer posted: Ah yes... Um... Why were the suspenders arrested? For holding up a pair of pants. Hahahaah! Files it away Can I get an office? Or a broom closet or something? -I_H Take your pick, but make sure you take and use your CYLINDRICAL FILING UNIT wisely //Throws paper planes at Sinrebirth's office door// -----signature----- A Semi-Random Person Moss: "I'll just put it here with the rest of the fire."
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SWBob Registered: Jun '03	Date Posted: 4/27/07 2:44pm Subject: RE: Ludicrous Operations League v2.0
	I wish to be the Capital Commander of Capital Ships My joke A man walked into a bar and said "OW!" ba-zing -----signature----- Think of something funny. Got it? Is it really funny? Good. Thats my signature.
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Senator_Elegos_A-Kla Registered: Jan '01	Date Posted: 4/27/07 2:53pm Subject: RE: Ludicrous Operations League v2.0
	Welcome aboard SWBob! But don't touch the chocolate cake in the kitchen, that's mine. Will be back in approximately 6-8 hours, sleeping is required -----signature----- A Semi-Random Person Moss: "I'll just put it here with the rest of the fire."
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Sinrebirth Title: Sith Emperor of the SWC Registered: Nov '04	Date Posted: 4/27/07 6:01pm Subject: RE: Ludicrous Operations League v2.0
	hearing door knock, opens it, see's paper planes on floor "Execute those paper planes!" Royal Guard treads on said planes, and then tears them up "Kill their families, as well." Royal Guards take chainsaws and head to chop down tree's Chancellor slams door shut -----signature----- Darth Insipid Proud Fan of the Tragedy of Jacen Solo Missing Chapters of Invincible; Chapter 7.5 is up! Jacen and Tassels; Lecersen; Syal; Wedge and Wes and... Tarfang! http://boards.theforce.net/beyond_the_saga/b10477/28933751/p3/?70
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GrandAdmiralJello Title: Emperor • EUC • JCC Registered: Nov '00	Date Posted: 4/27/07 6:09pm Subject: RE: Ludicrous Operations League v2.0 - Date Edited: 4/27/07 6:14pm (3 edits total) Edited By: GrandAdmiralJello
	Hahahaha, it's the LOL! Gosh, what was my old title here? I need to find out... EDIT: Aha! Apparently I was the 'Admiral of the grand piano.' Naturally, after six years of membership I think that I'm in line for an upgrade. Hmm--SEA, how does 'majestic high poobah and emperor of the grand piano' sound? As for the bad joke, well, I told mine a long time ago. -----signature----- SPQR Vates Jυλιαδις Moribus antiquis res stat Romana virisque - Ennius Tu regere imperio populos, Romanæ, memento; hæ tibi erunt artes; pascisque imponere morem, parcere subjectis et debellare superbos - Virgil
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Reynar_Tedros Registered: Jul '06	Date Posted: 4/27/07 6:19pm Subject: RE: Ludicrous Operations League v2.0
	Knock, knock. Who's there? Nobody Nobody who? ... I want to be a janitor. A really cool janitor. Who janits. With big guns. -----signature----- Now playing: Forza Motorsport 3, inFamous, Grand Theft Auto: Episodes from Liberty City Waiting on: Heavy Rain, Red Dead Redemption, Mass Effect 2, Final Fantasy Versus XIII, Max Payne 3
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Cinnamon_Windu Registered: Jan '05	Date Posted: 4/27/07 7:29pm Subject: RE: Ludicrous Operations League v2.0
	What virtue do doctors need most? Patients. -----signature----- I will never post while drunk, but I may occasionally post while chocolate buzzed. I'm confused...wait, maybe I'm not.--T-shirt in the Catalog Favorites catalog Adopter of KingoftheAT-ATs See bio for list of e-sibs.
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Imperial_Hammer Title: Manager: • SWRPF • NSWRPF • RPR Registered: Sep '04	Date Posted: 4/27/07 8:28pm Subject: RE: Ludicrous Operations League v2.0
	All Janiting must be approved first by filing a 1138 Janitorial Requisition Form in triplicate... Files my lunch -I_H -----signature----- In rode the Lord of the Nazgûl. A great black shape against the fires beyond he loomed up, grown to a vast menace of despair. In rode the Lord of the Nazgûl, under the archway that no enemy ever yet had passed, and all fled before his face.
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Lord_Vivec Registered: Apr '06	Date Posted: 4/27/07 8:37pm Subject: RE: Ludicrous Operations League v2.0
	Sign me up in the Temple of Ink-Blot "Marriage has three rings: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering." -----signature----- "Those of us who don't believe in science are being attacked by forces we don't understand...like momentum, acceleration, and gravity." Gavin Newsom for CA Gov '10! Property of JEDI_TEEGIRLOO Currently the most attractive guy in the EUC
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JaggedFel568 Registered: Aug '05	Date Posted: 4/27/07 9:01pm Subject: RE: Ludicrous Operations League v2.0
	Why didn't the skeleton go to the prom? He didn't have any body to go with. zing! I'll join the EU LOVE-GUSHERS!!!
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Trimaj Registered: Jun '05	Date Posted: 4/27/07 10:00pm Subject: RE: Ludicrous Operations League v2.0
	i think i'll take the head fire starter position. the pyromaniac that prevents the buidling being burned down is the title i think i want. as to the joke... well Once there was this construction worker, he and he was sitting with his pal on the high beams. He started talking to his pal, "Look, I'll bet you anything you want that there's a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich in here. Just anything you want." His pal didn't take the bait, and sure enough upon inspection there was in fact a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich. Well, upon lunch time arriving on the following day he and the pal were sitting together again. "Now look, I'm just gonna tell you there's definietly going to be another peanut butter and jelly sandwhich, just you watch." The friend nodded affably, thinking it some sort of joke the mans whife was playing on him. When the lunch box was opened there was another peanut butter and jelly sandwhich. This continued for several weeks, until finally the exasperated pal said, "If you're so tired of peanut butter and jelly why don't you ask your wife to make you something else?!" Hearing this the man turned to his pal and in a decidedly injured tone replied, "I'll have you know I make my own peanut butter and jelly sandwhichs." Badda bing! :snoopy -----signature----- Love comes in spurts. ~ Murphy's 51st Law of Sex Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation; the other eight are unimportant.~ Murphy's 53rd Law of Sex
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