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Author Topic: The Church of Waru: Waru's Second Coming
SWBob 
Registered: Jun '03
7778_Crunchaka
Date Posted: 6/13 2:07am Subject: RE: The Church of Waru: Waru's Second Coming
Happy Fruday the 13th.

*Sets up a veriety of ladders*

 

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jawajames 
Title: President
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Registered: Apr '02
6198_Jawa
Date Posted: 6/13 9:02am Subject: RE: The Church of Waru: Waru's Second Coming
*unleashes a horde of black cats to walk under the ladders....

 

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RK_Striker_JK_5 
Registered: Jul '03
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Date Posted: 6/13 9:32am Subject: RE: The Church of Waru: Waru's Second Coming
*Breaks all the mirrors*

Save us, Waru! tongue

 

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SWBob 
Registered: Jun '03
7778_Crunchaka
Date Posted: 6/14 9:59am Subject: RE: The Church of Waru: Waru's Second Coming
Apperently this bad luck acctually happened cause it is now time to do that wonderful thing we do every three months.

EUS Elections!

Here are the two caqndidates positions.

The two parties are Sinrebirth/TheLoyalImperial and Dispised1/Darth_Wandergaurd


The Platform of Sinrebirth and Li


While we've gone a fair way with creating links between the EUC, Lit, RPF and SWC in our last term, we're not intending to forsake the internal community we're elected by. The History Project being bumped up is one of our aims, as well as the revitalisation of the EUCNN to report on community events.

A Summer Ball is intended, though that may be more the forte of the Mods than the Senate, of course, but it's on our list. The Masters Tournament is already planned, though we would intend to host it inside the RPF this time, and expand it so that half the combatants are RPFers, and half EUCers, aiming for 16 players in all. More options for character sheet and roleplaying would arise, with half the judges being from one or the other, with a neutral fifth judge.

Alongside that, themed Tournaments are intended, with more goals other than beating the opponent. Be the theme a final boss-type battle against the reigning champion or an old hand like Jello or myself, or the integration of the Tournament into an EUC Fanfic plotline, which of course will continue.

Additionally, as an expansion of the EUC Adoptions Program - which we intend to revamp and revitalise - we're going to field to the Senate a general 'Force' adoption scheme, which we've seen in the past between the Sith and Jedi groups. With the spring stagnation - due to exams, unfortunately - some of our groups have wilted a little, so we're considering - in conjunction with any threads who are interested - of setting it up so a Jedi may train an Imperial Knight, or a Sith a Twilight Templar, or a Jensaarai a Jedi, and so forth.

This cross-training Force Adoptions Scheme, which has been seen in the past on an individual level, has proven quite successful, and it allows groups to be bolstered by each other, as the disappearance of any individual Force Fan Club can be quite difficult for the group designed to oppose them.

On top of all that - all of which is entirely up for discussion with the Senate and not to be enforced upon it wink - free cookies and milk are to be offered to anyone who votes for the creative and not destructive pair that is Li and I.

*bows*


~The Sith Imperium Platform~


1) Senators become Sith Peons. Chancellor and Vice-Chancellor are to from here on out be referred to as the Emperor and Grand Moff of the EUC.

2) The Senate will immediately be disbanded and locked, and in it's place will be created a new "Headquarters of Sith Imperial Operations", this is where the Peons, Grand Moff and Emperor will conduct business from now on.

3) Any Peons who do not add us to their watch list will be black listed.

4) Voting privileges for former Senators (now Peons) will be withdrawn, under Sith rule only 1 member will have a vote....the Emperor.

5) The new regime demands that the elitist mods remove their colors in order to stop making others feel inferior, and though they may keep their modly powers they must request permission in the Headquarters of Sith Imperial Operations prior to using them. We will then debate the issue, and get back to them at our earliest convenience.

6) Jello will be granted the sole right to refer to himself as Emperor, there is room for only one Emperor in the EUC and any future references to other's royal lineage will not be tolerated.

7) Sey will no longer be able to worship Cade Skywalker....or his behind. Any and all avatars of Cade are to be deemed illegal by the Sith Imperium and are no longer to be used within the EUC, violations will be dealt with severely by PM bombing the offender.

8) Sinre must be removed from leadership or council positions in 1/2 of the threads he is active in, the Emperor and Grand Moff will not allow this threat to their sovereignty to continue.

9) Jedi threads will be excommunicated from the Sith Imperium, and all Jedi related threads and discussions will be locked immediately. No discussion or debate will be allowed on this.

10) No aliens allowed! We will not entertain the anti-human ideology of these scum.

11) Silence! There is no failure! There is no dissent! The Sith will prevail in all things! I KILL YOU!

12) Last but not least, a new position will be created within the Sith Imperium. A Dread Inquisitor will be selected from among our loyalists (actually I have already selected darth_nemisis, as nobody else is deemed loyal enough), and it will be his duty to enforce the above stated changes. He will be treated with the same respect as the Emperor and Grand Moff, or else.

PS: Rule 13: The Sith Imperium reserves the right to be hypocritical and contradictory at any time we please, even in going so far as to oppose each other.

Rule 14: Corran is to be added to the list of banned avatars within the EUC. His facial hair offends the Sith.







Votes need to be in by monday.

 

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jawajames 
Title: President
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Registered: Apr '02
6198_Jawa
Date Posted: 6/15 1:37pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru: Waru's Second Coming
since Waru and Jawas are both non-human and thus would suffer from point #10 of the sith imperium's scheme, i think i'll vote for Sinrebirth/TheLoyalImperial, which has the added bonus of cookies and milk.

 

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SWBob 
Registered: Jun '03
7778_Crunchaka
Date Posted: 6/15 10:22pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru: Waru's Second Coming
Alright, Counting my vote and a PM vote, that is

Sinre-3
Despised1-0

 

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Sinrebirth 
Registered: Nov '04
23524_Xanatos
Date Posted: 6/17 7:02am Subject: RE: The Church of Waru: Waru's Second Coming
As apart of the Third EUC Civil War event, a Sith Empire has been declared over the EUC. As such, I shall henceforth be referred to me as the Sith Emperor, and I have assigned you a Sith Governor.

I expect your support for Order and Peace in greeting EmperorSorridom as your Sith Governor.

skull

 

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Master_Keralys 
Title: Lit Mod of Ferociously Furious Fury
Registered: Oct '03
39907_Obi-Wan Kenobi
Date Posted: 6/17 7:13am Subject: RE: The Church of Waru: Waru's Second Coming
If you're even thinking about joining Sinrebirth, please consider what he just did in the Senate only an hour past to your leader, GrandAdmiralJello. raised_brow

Resist! I say resist!

- Keralys

 

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EmperorSorridom 
Registered: Apr '05
Date Posted: 6/17 4:46pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru: Waru's Second Coming
*seals Keralys's lips with the Force*



Hello everyone. happy

 

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SWBob 
Registered: Jun '03
7778_Crunchaka
Date Posted: 6/17 4:51pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru: Waru's Second Coming
Ah, but Jello has long tried for the formation of an Empire so I feel that it would d his memory justice to support this wonderful new Empire.

Profet, what has the great and glorious Waru decided.

 

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jawajames 
Title: President
San Diego FF

Registered: Apr '02
6198_Jawa
Date Posted: 6/18 11:03pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru: Waru's Second Coming
All welcome our new Sith Governor EmperorSorridom, always faithful to Waru.

 

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SWBob 
Registered: Jun '03
7778_Crunchaka
Date Posted: 6/18 11:46pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru: Waru's Second Coming
Praise Waru, and long live both him and the Empire.



Cookies and steaks for all!

 

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jawajames 
Title: President
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Registered: Apr '02
6198_Jawa
Date Posted: 6/19 10:25pm Subject: RE: The Church of Waru: Waru's Second Coming
steaks? ooh.. we're moving up in the world...

 

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Sinrebirth 
Registered: Nov '04
23524_Xanatos
Date Posted: 6/20 5:39am Subject: RE: The Church of Waru: Waru's Second Coming
The Sith Imperium provides for all.

Praise be to Waru, the true religion of the Imperium!

 

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Master_Keralys 
Title: Lit Mod of Ferociously Furious Fury
Registered: Oct '03
39907_Obi-Wan Kenobi
Date Posted: 6/20 8:57am Subject: RE: The Church of Waru: Waru's Second Coming
Sith worship Waru? Since when? raised_brow

Church of Waru, the offer of alliance with the GFA remains open. Please consider carefully. happy

- Keralys

 

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