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The EU Imperial Court: The Palace on Gelatine Hill
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GrandAdmiralJello
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Date Posted:
8/18/07 10:19pm
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The EU Imperial Court: The Palace on Gelatine Hill
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Our lords and ladies, citizens and citizenesses of the EUC!
For far too long have you been led astray by the Old Republic and their Senate. Even now, numerous rebellions to their rule have begun to sprout. Never fear, valued subjects, for a new era of glory is at hand. Order will be imposed and peace and justice will prevail.
How can you help the Empire? I, the EUC Emperor, am in need of able bodied citizens to serve in the Imperial Forces. I am in need of Court officials and bureaucrats to maintain the Empire. I am in need of a military top brass to manage the vast fleet that rules these innumerable threads.
The Empire is your only source for organized leadership and security. Even now, our Imperial forces are patrolling the EUC for further rebellions or outbreaks of that disease known as 'democracy.' These attempts will be mercilessly crushed under the iron-shod boots of the Imperial legions. Imperial retribution is swift and unyielding.
Do not be fooled by the accusations of these Rebels. They lie. Why would they lie, unless they are unable to acheive victory?
THE EMPIRE IS VICTORIOUS ON ALL FRONTS.
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Wiggins
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Date Posted:
8/18/07 10:20pm
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RE: The EU Imperial Court: The Palace on Gelatine Hill
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I am so in.
Evil.
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Mr44
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Date Posted:
8/18/07 10:21pm
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RE: The EU Imperial Court: The Palace on Gelatine Hill
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Bah, one proton torpedo down the thermal exhaust port, and this thread is so history....
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Daughter_of_Yubyub
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8/18/07 10:21pm
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RE: The EU Imperial Court: The Palace on Gelatine Hill
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So, does this mean I get a tiara?  I seem to recall something about being your e-daughter. That must mean I get a shiny thing!
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Darth_Gangrenous
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Date Posted:
8/18/07 10:22pm
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RE: The EU Imperial Court: The Palace on Gelatine Hill
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*parody thread*
*locks*
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lexu
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Date Posted:
8/18/07 10:22pm
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RE: The EU Imperial Court: The Palace on Gelatine Hill
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I'll be a judge. I'm good at blaming people for stuff and then punishing them. In the name of HIM, naturally.
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GrandAdmiralJello
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Date Posted:
8/18/07 10:23pm
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RE: The EU Imperial Court: The Palace on Gelatine Hill
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Daughter_of_Yubyub posted:
So, does this mean I get a tiara? I seem to recall something about being your e-daughter. That must mean I get a shiny thing!
Yes, that would make you the EUC Princess. Heiress to the Empire and person who rules the EUC after I am gone.
Some in the Imperial command protested at the idea of letting a female Ewok run the show, but the Ewok Imperial Guard tickled them into submission.
lexu: I dub you the Procuratrix of Justice!
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Mr44
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8/18/07 10:23pm
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proton torpedos are shiny.... extremely shiny...
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Daughter_of_Yubyub
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8/18/07 10:26pm
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Yay shiny thing!
Which members of Imperial Command? I have some annoying drudge work that needs doing. Once they recover from tickle fits, of course.
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lexu
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Date Posted:
8/18/07 10:27pm
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GrandAdmiralJello posted:
lexu: I dub you the Procuratrix of Justice!
Excellent.
I am ready to receive my first vic-...um, defendants.
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I_am_Banned
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Date Posted:
8/18/07 10:31pm
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Use the force....
You shall never beat us!
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GrandAdmiralJello
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Date Posted:
8/18/07 10:38pm
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RE: The EU Imperial Court: The Palace on Gelatine Hill
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8/18/07 10:39pm (1 edits total)
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The Social Register of the Imperial Court
The Imperial Family
-His Imperial Majesty Emperor Jello
--Her Imperial Highness Princess Yubsie
The Imperial Court
---Procuratrix of Justice: lexu
The ancient and illustrious e-family that I am a member of shall now become known as the Imperial Family. Those of you who possess connections to the family may present your claims to the Emperor for inspection. If he recognizes your claims, then your hereditary privileges will be honored.
Those of you who are not members of the family: do not despair! The Empire functions on the twin principles of Tradition and Merit. You may earn your place by your achievements and rank among the greatest to walk the halls of the EUC.
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lexu
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Date Posted:
8/18/07 10:40pm
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RE: The EU Imperial Court: The Palace on Gelatine Hill
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GrandAdmiralJello posted:
Those of you who are not members of the family: do not despair! The Empire functions on the twin principles of Tradition and Merit. You may earn your place by your achievements and rank among the greatest to walk the halls of the EUC.
Or, by letting Jello impregnate you.
...*shudders*
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I_am_Banned
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8/18/07 10:40pm
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The Rebellion shall never die!
Down with your human registries! What do you think we are? Cattle?
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Daughter_of_Yubyub
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Date Posted:
8/18/07 10:43pm
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Peasants, actually.
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Wiggins
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Date Posted:
8/18/07 10:45pm
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RE: The EU Imperial Court: The Palace on Gelatine Hill
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Can I be an Emperor's Hand?
Evil.
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