Author Topic: The EU Imperial Court: The Palace on Gelatine Hill
Despised1 
Registered: Jul '05
39878_Sidious
Date Posted: 7/10 5:26pm Subject: RE: The EU Imperial Court: The Palace on Gelatine Hill [aka the TRUE Empire]
~Sith Blademaster, Darth Paragon, strode into the Imperial stronghold and paced before those assembled, as always he was dressed in fine robes of black silk which was laced around the cuffs, hem, neckline and cowl with platinum colored symbols...presumably Sith in origin.~

Most esteemed Imperials, there have been some misconceptions about the rule of the benevolent Dark Lord Sinrebirth that I wish to clear up.

The Dark Lord is our duly elected Chancellor, I beg that you do not forget this. Not only is his reign legal, but the great Senate which chose him has taken care of business as always...democratically.

~The Sith stopped his pacing, now standing before the throne and assembled court of the wise and powerful Emperor Jello. With a gentle smile he continued to address the representatives of the Empire.~

As you already know, my presence here from the start of my Dark Lord's reign was to be the appointed Governor to the True Empire. You yourselves have witnessed what the role of the Governors is to be, and I ask what influence have we imposed upon you? None.

The very same is true across the EUC, without exception the Governors have not attempted to impose the Dark Lord's will upon any group or patrons. We are simply here to ensure a peaceful transition takes place.

It was the GFA who incited war and brought chaos to the EUC!

~Darth Paragon's voice raised, and a clenched fist pounded into his open hand before him.~

I implore you to go over the data compiled by the news networks and Senate records. The conflict did not begin until we were provoked.

~Calming himself a bit, the Blademaster continued...and handed the Emperor a data pad of his own.~

I also wish to present this proof of what the GFA has in store for you Emperor Jello. This evidence was discovered by our own agents, and is very disturbing.

~The data pad shows two images.~




Emperor Jello, they do not even honor you by intending to use their fine silver spoons....but instead plastic. Plastic!

The Sith only ask that you do not impede us in our quest for justice and peace, and if you choose to aid us in bringing Dark Lord Sinrebirth's vision to reality greater rewards will be heaped upon you and your court.

 

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GrandAdmiralJello 
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Registered: Nov '00
44644_Imperial Laurels
Date Posted: 7/10 5:33pm Subject: RE: The EU Imperial Court: The Palace on Gelatine Hill [aka the TRUE Empire]
ATTN: please read this thread and give your input, thanks

 

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Thok 
Registered: May '02
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Date Posted: 7/11 6:44am Subject: RE: The EU Imperial Court: The Palace on Gelatine Hill [aka the TRUE Empire]
muhahaha

 

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EmperorSorridom 
Registered: Apr '05
Date Posted: 7/13 11:37am Subject: RE: The EU Imperial Court: The Palace on Gelatine Hill [aka the TRUE Empire]
Senate business: It seems that, for the upcoming tournament-thing, individual threads will be permitted to submit names for awards to be given out--to an extent, at least.

To use horsey's example: There might come a "Golden Blob" award from the Church of Waru.



. . .



If Sorridom has not articulated that very well, he refers you to the Senate and apologizes in advance for his ignorance when it comes to RPing, tournaments, etc...

 

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"The Empire will always strike back." --Gilad Pellaeon
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EmperorSorridom 
Registered: Apr '05
Date Posted: 8/10 11:37am Subject: RE: The EU Imperial Court: The Palace on Gelatine Hill - Date Edited: 8/10 11:41am (2 edits total) Edited By: EmperorSorridom
Sorridom offers a ceaseless procession of sincere apologies for this double-post, but in order to accommodate the infinitesimal possibility that there is anyone at all following this thread aside from its lonely and loyal Senator, I have two updates to present, one being particularly important:


Firstly, there's a summer shindig goin' down right here, so head on over, have fun, and for the love of Waru, try your hardest to smite Sinre in the dunking booth.

Nextly, there's been an update in the boards' sexual-harassment policy, which you may find here. Please be sure to familiarize yourselves with it.

 

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EUS: Minister of Intel | ImpCourt: Senator
Sith Hierarchy: Director of Intel | CoW: Sith Governor
Ad maiorem Imperii gloriam.
"The Empire will always strike back." --Gilad Pellaeon
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