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adaml83 
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Date Posted: 12/5/07 9:43pm Subject: RE: 30 Years of Expanding the Universe, A Jedi Council event: The Top 100 EU Quotes
Ok, here's the list:

1. Pretty, what do we blow up first? - Myn Donos, SC

2. Leader, Three. Diplomacy means saying something soothing as you squeeze the trigger, right? - Wes Janson, SoA

3. I should have known. Wes Janson. Now my life can take on the aspect of personal hell. - Tomer Darpen, SoA

4. Boom - Wes Janson, SoA

5. Your orders are simple. I punch. You suffer. Got it? - Wes Janson, SoA

6. If we shot every Adumari who was crazy, there'd be no one left. Let's hear what he has to say. - Wedge Antilles, SoA

7. No, really, please. I have to know. It normally takes a vote of the Senate or a planetary collision to get Iella to change her mind. I need to know how to do whatever you did. - Wedge Antilles, SoA

8. Trust me, my capacity for mayhem is undiminished - Mara Jade Skywalker, Rebel Dream

9. No brains. Just skull fragments. - MJS, Rebel Dream.

10. Aunt Tahiri, tell me a story - Kell Tainer, Rebel Stand

11. Nicely boiled down. Can you do the history of the Sith in thirty words or less? - Han Solo, Rebel Stand

12. ... They have to grease the whole bantha - Leia Organa Solo, Betrayal

13. We don't all shmell alike! How do these rumorsh get shtarted? - Kolir, Betrayal

14. Aww. You're going to make me cry. - Tycho Celchu, Betrayal

15. They keep trying to blow me up. - Zekk, Betrayal

16. Your lady really does like the sight of blood, doesn't she? - Gilad Pellaeon, Betrayal

17. The tree speaks at last. - Tycho Celchu, Betrayal

18. So before you began impersonating Mara, what was your real hair color? - Luke Skywalker, Betrayal

19. You're going to find it hard to loot with both your arms cut off. - Corran Horn, Betrayal

20. And I'm trying to figure out whether I'm more suave or more debonair. Maybe you can help. - Ben Skywalker, the Love Jedi, Betrayal

 

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Date Posted: 12/6/07 3:04pm Subject: RE: 30 Years of Expanding the Universe, A Jedi Council event: The Top 100 EU Quotes - Date Edited: 12/6/07 3:05pm (1 edits total) Edited By: The2ndQuest
In no particular order:

1) "But...it was so artistically done." - Grand Admiral Thrawn, The Last Command.

2) "You may win the occasional battle against us, Vorrik, but the Empire will always strike back. That I promise you." - Gilad Pellaeon, Force Heretic I: Remnant.

3) "When I look at you through the Force, I can see where you break." - Mace Windu, Shatterpoint.

4) "Yub, Yub, Commander!" - Wes Janson, Wraith Squadron.

5) "We're going to face them with an enemy they've never had the displeasure of fighting. We're going to hit them with the Empire."
"They're not going to like the Empire." - Wedge Antilles and Tycho Celchu, Enemy Lines I: Rebel Dream

6) "What I see, Admiral Sarn, is just another one of your endless tests! I will not be impressed until I have, under my command, the full power to crush the Rebel Alliance!" - Darth Vader, Rebel Assault II: The Hidden Empire.

7) "Yeep!" - Slyssk, Knights of the Old Republic: Days of Fear. (never before has so simple an exclaimation made a character so instantly endearing)

9) "The great Darth Vader was a sick man in an iron mask!" - Emperor Palpatine, Dark Empire.

10) "Everything I tell you is a lie." - Vergere, Traitor.

11) "I happen to like to shoot first, Rekkon. As opposed to shooting second." ― Han Solo, Hans Solo At Stars' End. (Brain Daly could see the future and wanted to set things right way in advance)

12) "This threshold is mine. I claim it for my own. Bring on your thousands, one at a time or all in a rush. I don't give a damn. None shall pass." - Ganner Rhysode, Traitor.

13) "Coming to see you I am. Rignt now." - Yoda to Palpatine, moments before crashing the Justice Star into him, Infinities: A New Hope. (sure Yoda probably killed thousands, if not millions, of people in the process, but Infinities lets Yoda be a homicidal badass for once wink )

14) "The sarlacc found me somewhat indigestible, Solo." - Boba Fett, Dark Empire.

15) ""They all tried the obvious way out. I didn't. They all went for the opening; I made an exit." - Boba Fett, The Ordeal of Boba Fett.

16) "I am prepared to die."
"Good. I'm prepared to kill you." - Darth Kruhl and Roan Fel. (next on Fox: When Badassery Knows No Bounds)

17) "What do you hate so much that you could defeat me?"
"Myself." - Darth Maul and Darth Vader, Tales: Resurrection.

18) "Never mind what I just said. Let's just shoot Wes."
"What's our strategy?"
"I thought we'd just all draw and fire. But I could count down to zero and then we could draw and fire."
— Wedge Antilles, Tycho Celchu and Derek "Hobbie" Klivian, X-Wing: Starfighters of Adumar.

19) "Oh, I understood you. You didn't understand me. When I smack someone into a bulkhead and toss him on the deck, that's me saying he should get his carcass off my ship. The other things, the head butt and the stomach punch, that was just because I don't like you." - Booster Terrik to Borsk Fey'lya, X-Wing, Isaard's Revenge. (I was waiting for someone clean Borsk's clock, god that felt good vicariously)

20) "You know, I've always wanted to do this...we're going in!" - RX-24, Star Tours. (not only does it defy some people's view of canon, it defies the space-time continuum by having a character reference the line during ROTJ's events, despite ST taking place AFTER ROTJ. That "Remove before flight" label still on Rex is indeed magical.)

and, lastly...


21) KHAAANNNNN!!!

 

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Date Posted: 12/6/07 5:00pm Subject: RE: 30 Years of Expanding the Universe, A Jedi Council event: The Top 100 EU Quotes
KissMeImARebel posted:
Question: Are the quotes limited to dialogue?


Most people seem to be using dialogue, but if you have some particular narrative you love then I don't see anything wrong with including it. happy

 

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Date Posted: 12/6/07 9:33pm Subject: RE: 30 Years of Expanding the Universe, A Jedi Council event: The Top 100 EU Quotes
Ohh, I love good EU quotes. A slideshow of them is my screensaver now.

*digs out copy of Traitor*

1. "Everything I tell you is a lie. Every question I ask is a trick. You will find no truth in me." -Vergere

2. "But it was so artistically done..." -Thrawn's last words

3. "Every generation has its challenges to face, its own battles to win. Why should yours be any different? Running away from your problems won't solve anything." -Luke's Force ghost to Cade Skywalker, Legacy comics

4. "Sometimes I miss my sanity." Wedge, from one of the X-Wing books

5. "The Dark is generous, and it is patient, and it always wins- but in the heart of its strength lies weakness: one lone candle is enough to hold it back. Love is more than a candle. Love can ignite the stars." -Revenge of the Sith novelization.

6. "This is the shameful secret of the Jedi: there is no Dark Side." -Vergere

7. "This threshold is mine. I claim it for my own. Bring on your thousands, one at a time or all in a rush. I don't give a damn. None shall pass." -Ganner Rhysode, Traitor

8. "When I betrayed you, I betrayed myself. When I killed your siblings, I killed pieces of myself. You may kill me, but I will live on in you. We are One." -Narrative from Traitor, unclear if it's Jacen or the World Brain

9. "When will you learn that everything I tell you is the truth?" -Vergere to Nom Anor

10. "Is it what the teacher teaches or what the student learns?" -Vergere once again

11. "What happened to you, and where shall we send the flowers for the other guy?" -Kyp to Mara, after her fight with Lumiya and the Sith meditation sphere.

12. "Caedus. My name is Darth Caedus." -Caedus himself. So memorable. I cried so much at the end of Sacrifice...

13. "Am I deluding myself, Jaina? Am I making the same mistake as Grandfather? I have days- most days- when I'm as certain of this as I've ever been certain of anything. And then I have sleepless nights when I wonder if the path of the Sith is a lasting solution for peace in the galaxy, or if that's my ego speaking for me. It terrifies me. But if I were motivated by ambition, then I wouldn't suffer this doubt, would I? Jaina, I can't tell you all this, not yet. Yo wouldn't see it. But when you do, remember that you're my sister, my heart, and that part of me will always love you, no matter what." -Jacen, opening of chapter 2 of Bloodlines. Sorry it's so long, but so very thought-provoking.

14. "You couldn't channel the Force wearing that dress. There isn't enough room in there for it to squeeze through." -Kyp to Jaina, Dark Journey

15. "You're going to 'take me?' You and what Sith Lord?" -Jaina to Kyp, before Anakin's funeral, Dark Journey

16. "No way. This kill is mine." -Ben in Inferno.

17. "History is on the move, Captain. Those who cannot keep up will be left behind to watch from a distance. And those who stand in our way will not watch at all." -Thrawn to Pellaeon, Thrawn Trilogy somewhere

18. "I didn't want to rule. I had no intention of becoming a political leader. …but you have given me no choice. I cannot leave the Empire in the hands of fools like you." -Daala in Darksaber, right before killing the Imperial warlords.

19. "If we had a battle cry, it would probably be, 'Have you triple-checked this with your superiors?'" -Nom Anor, Destiny's Way

20. "With all due respect sir, you can shove that order down the nearest black hole. You're the one who turned me into a killer." -Ben Skywalker, from Inferno

These are rather random, though I know there are a lot of Vergere quotes. But she said so many good quotable and arguable things.

 

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Date Posted: 12/7/07 11:31am Subject: RE: 30 Years of Expanding the Universe, A Jedi Council event: The Top 100 EU Quotes
Do the quotes have to be ranked? I'll resend them if they do.

 

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Date Posted: 12/7/07 1:30pm Subject: RE: 30 Years of Expanding the Universe, A Jedi Council event: The Top 100 EU Quotes - Date Edited: 12/7/07 1:39pm (1 edits total) Edited By: RaidonMakoto
1. "And Jan punches the Weequay right in the-" -Kyle Katarn (Jedi Academy)
2. "A Corellian Ale. In a Clean Glass." -Kyle Katarn (Jedi Outcast)
3. "Stay Sharp." -Jan Ors (Dark Forces II)
4. "But... It was so artistically done." -Thrawn (The Last Command)
5. "Caedus. My name is Darth Caedus." -Darth Caedus (Sacrifice)

I'll add some quotes from Republic Commando and Fury a bit later.

 

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Date Posted: 12/7/07 8:28pm Subject: RE: 30 Years of Expanding the Universe, A Jedi Council event: The Top 100 EU Quotes
GrandAdmiralJello posted:
KissMeImARebel posted:
Question: Are the quotes limited to dialogue?


Most people seem to be using dialogue, but if you have some particular narrative you love then I don't see anything wrong with including it. happy
thanks Jello!

 

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Date Posted: 12/8/07 7:53pm Subject: RE: 30 Years of Expanding the Universe, A Jedi Council event: The Top 100 EU Quotes
20)"Eat worms and die Stranger!" - Wicket W. Warrick (Star Wars: Ewoks - "Night of the Stranger")

What? No Ewok Love?

19)"There can be no mercy for the enemies of the Emperor!" - Kir Kanos (Crimson Empire II: Council of Blood)

Honorable mention for "I fight for no causes but my own, and what I did, I did for no man but myself." and "If the time comes that I bring Luke Skywalker to justice and you get in my way, I won't feel any compunctions about cutting you down." Had to have one Kanos quote.

18)"To the depths of my being, I am a Jedi and I will not betray what I am." - Quinlan Vos (Twilight)

Didn't keep it from being a fight to the finish all the same. wink

17)"No one touches him, I'll know." - Unnamed Dark Jedi (Star Wars Tales: All for You)

This guy better get a nice ret-con.

16)"Foolish Jeedai, I am Bok of the Morgukai. I spit on your mercy. I go my own way."-Bok (Rite of Passage)

To bad that lost its emotional resonance when he didn't die. Still great anyhow.

15)"They put things in my head, Anakin. I don't know what's real anymore." – Tahiri
"I'm real. And I'm going to get you out of this. Believe me." – Anakin Solo (Edge of Victory I: Conquest)

Going somewhere Solo?

14)"Save your mercy for someone else"- Jobin Mothma (Visionaries: Entrenched)

Mothma's son is a bad ass.

13)"Avenge your parents, Quinlan Vos, Strike down this evil." - Dooku (Jedi: Dooku)

Ostrander writes a mean Dooku. His devious nature just oozes out of him.

12)"Look at him! This maggot sold himself to me and then tried to resell himself to a higher bidder! and they're all like that in this chamber! And that's what you would die to protect?! That's what you will kill your own brother to defend!" - Venco Autem
"No. Not him. Not any of these scum. You never got it, Venco. It's the principles of the Republic I defend. The institution is all we have between us and chaos. Individuals come and go, but the principles remain. And those I'll kill--or die--for." - Saguro Autem (Republic: Honor & Duty)

This is why Honor & Duty is amazing.

11)"Only now, at the end can you see the power of the dark side." - Darth Vader
"Yes...the power to destroy...just as it destroyed Anakin Skywalker." - Dark Woman (Star Wars Tales: Extinction)

10)"In this universe, absurdity tends to a maximum. Especially when I'm around." - Lando Calrissian (Ambush at Corellia)

Lando Adventures reference FTW!

9)"Incoming craft, this is Spinnerfish, Galactic Alliance Second Fleet. Cut your sublight engines and identify yourself immediately."
"Hello! I'm Bescat Offdurmin, master of the private yacht Looooove Commander! What's a Spinnerfish?" - Lando Calrissian (Exile)

How has this one not been mentioned yet?

8)"An officer turned, saw Kyle, and died." - William C. Dietz (Dark Forces: Soldier for the Empire)

If it's not restricted to dialogue...

7)"So what's it like to be a pawn for the Emperor!" - Fable Astin
"I brought pleasure to my master through the tears of his subjects. The Emperor's ideas are quite noble. It's his methods which inevitably offend those of lesser wisdom." - Adalric Brandl
"Sounds like you're still loyal to him. Why not, he only tried to kill you!" - Fable Astin
"In time, you will learn that an old friend is very much like a good mirror. The longer you stare into it, the harder it is to find the flaws." - Adalric Brandl (Uhl Eharl Khoehng)

I demand a retcon that says Brandl met Dooku.

6)"The New Republic? Are you blind? There is no New Republic! It died before the Yuuzhan Vong came!" – Leia
"It didn't! Because if it did, then Anakin died for nothing!" – Han (Star by Star)

More Star by Star quotes please.

5)"Zuckuss, how any being can live behind a respirator is beyond me... Mastication is life's greatest pursuit! Chewing is living!" ― Embra the Hutt (Underworld: The Yavin Vassilika)

4)"Kiss Tahiri for me." - Anakin Solo (Star by Star)

3)"I don't like being reminded of the past." - Darth Vader
"But you'll never escape it." - Xora (Empire #19)

2)"Don't you see? You should see yourself now! You hated it on Somov Rit--trodding in mud, eating roots and raw fish. And these Jedi were no better!" - Darovit
"Exactly! No better, no purer nor braver! Yet their cause made them noble! Made me noble! Don't you see?" - Hardin
"No these Jedi are not the right ones! Jedi don't die! Jedi live forever!" - Darovit (Jedi vs. Sith)

To reiterate Havac, I love you Macan.

1)"Evil springs from weakness and weakness from ambition; by this grand order every ambitious man is undone! Tell me, Captain, you too are an ambitious man. Which of us is truly innocent?...There is one rule of theater that applies to real life, Captain Ross. Only heroes die. Villains and cowards are left to suffer." - Adalric Brandl (The Final Exit)

There were a few other Brandl quotes I had in the back of my mind, but I thought two was enough.

 

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Date Posted: 12/8/07 8:27pm Subject: RE: 30 Years of Expanding the Universe, A Jedi Council event: The Top 100 EU Quotes - Date Edited: 12/8/07 8:30pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Jansons_Funny_Twin
1) "Yub Yub, Commander" - Wes Janson, Wraith Squadron

2) "Boom." - Wes Janson, Starfighters of Adumar

3) "Pretty, what do we blow up first?" - Myn Donos, Iron Fist

4) "So it's like a blaster you have to hit someone with. I've got to have one." - Wes Janson, SoA

5) "You could throw up all over yourself and they’d love it. By nightfall they’d all be doing it. They’d call it the ‘Wedge purge’. They’d be eating different colour foods just to add variety." - Wes Janson, Starfighters of Adumar

6) "Let the enemy do the work." - Various, Fury

7) "Diplomacy? Is that saying something soothing while you pull the trigger?" - Hobbie, Starfighters of Adumar

8) "Sithspawn, I was flirting with a nine-year-old!" - Janson, Rebel Stand

9) "This is Major Wes Janson, and if you're not aware of his exploits, I'm sure he'll be delighted to give you the whole story." - Wedge Antilles

10) "Oh, wonderful. I killed his father. He hates me. He knows how to make bombs. Come on, Wedge, how does this story end?" - Wes Janson, Wraith Squadron

11) "You can't look dignified when you're having fun." - Wes Janson, Solo Command

12) "Nice rear, Lieutenant." - Shalla Nelprin, Solo Command

13) "So. Who’s best looking in women’s dress? I vote for myself." - Wes Janson, Starfighters of Adumar

14) "I'm well enough. But the ground and I get along so well we sometimes get together a little vigorously." - Derek "Hobbie" Klivian, Starfighters of Adumar

15) "To my main man Lando. May the Force B W/U, Mace." - Poster on Lando's wall, Tag & Bink Are Dead

16) "Oops." - Ton Phanan, Iron Fist

17) "I was just imagining what a sad galaxy this would be without my superior intellect and general state of wonderfulness." - Ton Phanan, Iron Fist

18) "If the miracle Bothan fails, Captain Darillian the Magnificent will save the day." - Garik "The Face" Loran, Wraith Squadron

19) "If the wind no longer calls you, it is time to see if you have forgotten your name." - Elegos A'kla, I, Jedi

20) "Sure. I can't move a rock with my mind, but, boy, can I make the rock think it's been moved." - Corran Horn, I, Jedi (?)

 

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Date Posted: 12/9/07 8:49am Subject: RE: 30 Years of Expanding the Universe, A Jedi Council event: The Top 100 EU Quotes
Cull_Tremayne posted:
9)"Incoming craft, this is Spinnerfish, Galactic Alliance Second Fleet. Cut your sublight engines and identify yourself immediately."
"Hello! I'm Bescat Offdurmin, master of the private yacht Looooove Commander! What's a Spinnerfish?" - Lando Calrissian (Exile)

How has this one not been mentioned yet?


I just about had it on my list, but it got edged out by a Wedge/Hobbie/Wes quote.

Cull_Tremayne posted:
8)"An officer turned, saw Kyle, and died." - William C. Dietz (Dark Forces: Soldier for the Empire)

If it's not restricted to dialogue...


laugh laugh laugh I wish to revise my list! wink

 

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Date Posted: 12/9/07 10:58am Subject: RE: 30 Years of Expanding the Universe, A Jedi Council event: The Top 100 EU Quotes
SithGirl132 posted:


13. "Am I deluding myself, Jaina? Am I making the same mistake as Grandfather? I have days- most days- when I'm as certain of this as I've ever been certain of anything. And then I have sleepless nights when I wonder if the path of the Sith is a lasting solution for peace in the galaxy, or if that's my ego speaking for me. It terrifies me. But if I were motivated by ambition, then I wouldn't suffer this doubt, would I? Jaina, I can't tell you all this, not yet. Yo wouldn't see it. But when you do, remember that you're my sister, my heart, and that part of me will always love you, no matter what." -Jacen, opening of chapter 2 of Bloodlines. Sorry it's so long, but so very thought-provoking.



I liked this too- Good to know Jacen is still somewhat "thinking."

There were a lot of cute Skywalker/Solo family moments in the beginning of LoTF "Betrayal," but I passed my copy on to a friend. Anyone care to dig them out? I think a few might be worth mentioning.

 

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Date Posted: 12/9/07 11:11pm Subject: RE: 30 Years of Expanding the Universe, A Jedi Council event: The Top 100 EU Quotes
Brandl has exquisite quotes.

 

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Date Posted: 12/10/07 7:20am Subject: RE: 30 Years of Expanding the Universe, A Jedi Council event: The Top 100 EU Quotes
GrandAdmiralJello posted:
Brandl has exquisite quotes.

Indeed he does, one of the finest of EU characters.

 

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Date Posted: 12/11/07 1:50pm Subject: RE: 30 Years of Expanding the Universe, A Jedi Council event: The Top 100 EU Quotes
1. “Yub yub, commander.” Wes Janson

2. "So it's like a blaster you have to hit someone with. I've got to have one." - Wes Janson, SoA

3. "This threshold is mine. I claim it for my own. Bring on your thousands, one at a time or all in a rush. I don't give a damn. None shall pass." - Ganner Rhysode in a display of pure badassery unequaled anywhere else.

4. "Pretty. What do we blow up first?" - Myn Donos

5. "I am prepared to die."
"Good. I'm prepared to kill you." - Darth Kruhl and Roan Fel

6. Kyle: “I'll be ready at the docking ring."
Jag "Watch out for lightsabers."
Kyle: "Watch out for durasteel rails."

7. "Kiss Tahiri for me." - Anakin Solo cry

8. "You can't look dignified when you're having fun." - Wes Janson, Solo Command

9. “Boom.” – Wes Janson

10. "You could throw up all over yourself and they’d love it. By nightfall they’d all be doing it. They’d call it the ‘Wedge purge’. They’d be eating different colour foods just to add variety." - Wes Janson, SoA

11. “Leader, Three. Diplomacy means saying something soothing as you squeeze the trigger, right?” - Wes Janson, SoA

12. "If the wind no longer calls you, it is time to see if you have forgotten your name." - Elegos A'kla, I, Jedi

13. "Sure. I can't move a rock with my mind, but, boy, can I make the rock think it's been moved." - Corran Horn, I,

14. “That’s treason. I like it” Booster Terrik - Enemy Lines: Rebel Dream

15. Luke: "Why do you use those deathsticks?"
Cade: "They keep you away."
Luke: "They also deaden your connection to the Force."
Cade: "Point two in their favor."
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16. "Absolutely not. You're not going to the dark side on my watch. Do it on Luke's." – Corran Horn to Tahiri - EoV: Rebirth

17. Luke: "I've not done anything like this before, interrogating prisoners."

Corran: "'Sokay, I know enough for both of us. Just stay over there, by the door, and look as malevolent as you can. Keep your face straight and you really don't need to say anything."
Luke: "Malevolent?"

Corran: "Think Hutt, but with eyebrows."
I, Jedi

18. "I was just imagining what a sad galaxy this would be without my superior intellect and general state of wonderfulness." - Ton Phanan, Iron Fist

19. "But...it was so artistically done." - Thrawn

20. "Sithspit! What's that?"

"That's the sun, Wedge. It's after dawn."

"Well, it offends me. Turn it off."

"It's a hundred thirty, hundred forty million klicks from here."

"Go up in your X-wing and shoot it down for me." - Wedge Antilles and Wes Janson.

 

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Date Posted: 12/14/07 7:24am Subject: RE: 30 Years of Expanding the Universe, A Jedi Council event: The Top 100 EU Quotes
1. "This threshold is mine. I claim it for my own. Bring on your thousands, one at a time or all in a rush. I don't give a damn. None shall pass." - Ganner Rhysode

The single most bad ass line in Star Wars.

2. "Thats Treason! I like it"- Booster Terrik

I enjoy Booster Terrik greatly. One of the more underrated characters

3. "When I was walking around today, I met a young man who had no head. Just a stump that suggested he had a long, sad story to tell. But of course he couldn't, because he had no head. So I gave Whitecap to him. The man now has the voice and mannerisms of a 3PO unit, but they're better then nothing."-Hallis Saper

Contrary to popular belief, this is the best line in Starfighters of Adumar.

4. "The sarlacc found me somewhat indigestible."
Boba Fett

Concise, and to the point

5.
"My name is Man with a Blaster About to Cook You. Either you open the door or your busy Bothan is going to have to get himself a new receptionist."-Dash Rendar

Dash. Is. A. PIMP.

6. "Maybe you don't know very much about girls. You just kissed me, and now you want me to clear my mind? It's like there's a tribe of Ewoks dancing in there."- Tahiri

I lol'd. Anakin is a pimp also.

7. "That's not what the Empire would have done, Commander. What the Empire would have done was build a super-colossal Yuuzhan Vong-killing battle machine. They would have called it the Nova Colossus or the Galaxy Destructor or the Nostril of Palpatine or something equally grandiose. They would have spent billions of credits, employed thousands of contractors and subcontractors, and equipped it with the latest in death-dealing technology. And you know what would have happened? It wouldn't have worked. They'd forget to bolt down a metal plate over an access hatch leading to the main reactors, or some other mistake, and a hotshot enemy pilot would drop a bomb down there and blow the whole thing up. Now that's what the Empire would have done."
Han Solo

Han Solo discussing the tactics and strategies of the Empire.

8. "This story happened a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. It is already over. Nothing can be done to change it. It is a story of love and loss, brotherhood and betrayal, courage and sacrifice and the death of dreams. It is a story of the blurred line between our best and our worst. It is the story of the end of an age. A strange thing about stories- Though all this happened so long ago and so far away that words cannot describe the time or the distance, it is also happening right now. Right here. It is happening as you read these words. This is how twenty-five millennia come to a close. Corruption and treachery have crushed a thousand years of peace. This is not just the end of a republic; night is falling on civilization itself. This is the twilight of the Jedi. The end starts now."
-Revenge of the Sith

Gotta quote some Stover.


9. "We'll put that in your biography. General Antilles was so good he couldn't fail when he tried to."
Tycho Celchu



Aaaand...I'll keep working on the other 11.
Sort of says it all, doesn't it?

 

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