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~*~The Blue Moon Cantina~*~ [Episode XI The Return of the Cantina!]
Jedi_Allegra
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Apr '03
Date Posted:
2/27/08 11:32pm
Subject:
~*~The Blue Moon Cantina~*~ [Episode XI The Return of the Cantina!]
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Welcome to the Blue Moon Cantina [Episode XI The Return of the Cantina!]
Yes! Welcome to the Blue Moon Cantina, episode XI!! We made it over the hill of X!
We are back and we are ready to party harder than we’ve ever done before! Bringing back the old times and mixing it with the new. With that being said, we’ve remodeled so do not fear for we shall bring you all up to date!
*
The Blue Moon Cantina (BMC) was originally founded by our very own,
Evil_King_Wiggins
*
The new Owner and Senator:
Jedi_Allegra
.
(Mistah Hammah, you will always be missed, but you will equally be welcomed back at any time!
)
*
The Bartender, no longer a padawan, is still,
Jedi_Allegra
.
*
AND! Our dear Casanova, FORCE-WIELDER1.
We are currently accepting applications and resumes for all server, bartending, entertainment, and security positions!!
The
Rules for Posting in the Cantina
are still as follows:
1) No "Shaven" Wookiees allowed, as they cause too much trouble.
2) Whomever destroys the Cantina shall pay for a new one (and that means you Ceifer).
3) To lay a finger on the "Jawa Juicer™" is to bring about your own demise.
4) Never challange a statement spoken by the former maker or his embassary (Hammer), or you will be banned from the cantina for three and a half minutes. (And that's long when you're locked up with Palpatine - Pelly)
5) Wiggins has the largest lightsaber in here. No exceptions. (That goes for mister Jello, too)
6) Imperial_Hammer is the master of the drink, you must go to him for teh booze. – This rule has been rewritten. Your mistress, Miss Allegra is now in charge of teh booze. All must go through her for the drink!
7) Failure to abide by Rule #5 will result in your lightsaber being ripped apart by a most unbearable means.
8) You don't know the power of the dark side, at least, not 'til you've had thirty five reactor cores.
9) All female patrons under the age of 17 must pay homage to The Maker. All female patrons under the age of 21 must pay homage to Hammer! – Since the maker is now female and by all means straight, this rule as been stricken and changed to: All female patrons must pay homage to Jello, and all female patrons under the age of 21 still MUST pay homage to Hammer.
10) All drinks are on Ceifer's tab, so drink up. He's rich anyway. That or there is always the tip can on the bar counter.
11) Don't slip on the soap. It could cost you more than you know. And bring back a few dead relatives to boot.
12) Look both ways before crossing the street or you could get run over by a Dutch Invasion. (We're mostly harmless.)
13) Never ever feed the werewolves and watch for the vampires.
14) No shirt? No Shoes? .... Wear a kilt!
15) All Chiss must "register" (...) with Pelly Welly and Empress before posting....
16) Have fun… but only The Maker (and sometimes She!) can have too much fun.
17) If you can't get a date here, go find Jerjerrod_Lennox, she'll hook you up. And no The Maker is not on her list of available women.
18) Only DarthUncle can make tea seem like a manly drink.
19) Jello is the Emperor. You may start worshipping him just about....now.
Now, you all must remember these we now have a pop quiz once every month.
For those visually aided patrons:
The Bar:
The Back Room:
(The office is still under construction)
Now, having not forgotten to update you all on the remodeled BMC the pictures above came with the chapter from
“A Tale of a New Blue Moon.”
So without further ado, I,
Jedi_Allegra
present to you, chapter 1.
A Tale of a New Blue Moon: Chapter 1
It was a dark and stormy night as Allegra made her way through the rain to the Blue Moon Cantina for her graveyard shift. Hugging her trench coat around her body tightly, she attempted to shield herself from the oncoming torrent of ice cold drops of rain as she turned down Lowbacca Street, and continued her way down the wet road. As she took the bend swiftly the familiar blue hue of the Cantina’s lights greeted her with promising hopes of warmth and lively conversation from the ever so loyal patrons that came on a daily bases.
Yet one thing caught her eye as she made her way to the front of the building and crossed over the threshold. The old and dusty Blue Moon sign, flickering and sparking with what little lift was left within it, a sign of hope for the small side street cantina.
Allegra wondered if it wasn’t time for a remodel as she made her way into the office that belonged to the Cantina’s owner, Imperial Hammer, Mistah Hammah as she always called him. Stashing her belongings within the desk drawer and her coat atop the nearby rack, Allegra made her way into the back room, greeting a few of the regulars as she passed by.
Knowing she needed to talk to Imperial Hammer about her desire for a remodel she looked for the one and only person who would know the whereabouts of the most desired man in the EUC (not above the Grand Admiral, of course.) Pelly Welly, all around most known BMC patron, as well as lover of fine furry creatures (mainly rats) and the only one to have two Chiss cling-ons. Making a quick sweep of the back room, she picked up a few empty shot glasses and continued her hunt for Pelly as she made her way to the main bar room.
There she was in all her glory, surrounded by her rats and two loyal Chiss, their blue skin standing out among the dark wood of the cantina walls. Dumping her glasses into a sink, Allegra made her way over to the secluded corner of the cantina, where her fellow user sat sipping upon her beverage of choice.
“Evening, Pelly.” Greeting the beloved patron she nodded her head to her fellow Chiss and then even made a mention of her rats. “And Pelly’s rats.”
Allegra could see the enjoyable smile play across Pelly’s face as she returned her greeting, “You, look like you’re on some sort of mission.”
“That I am.” She smirked and tossed her towel over her shoulder. “I thought perhaps you might be able to…” She leaned in closer playing up the scene, “give me a few leads to the whereabouts of the most desired man in the EUC.”
Allegra saw the slight shadow in Pelly’s eye. With a **** of her head she added, “Alright, maybe second most desired man in the EUC.” The patron’s eyes brightened.
“Hammy. Yes, he arrived shortly before you. I believe you can find him in the library, or on the stage.” She flashed her charming grin as Allegra inched away from the group.
“Thanks. Let me know if you need anything.” The tall barmaid winked as she weaved her way in and out of the collection of bar tables and to the exact place she knew where to find The Maker, the library. Among his collection of former threads and log books, the place where he could really find peace and sanctuary apart from the hustle and bustle of daily activity in the cantina.
And there he was, sitting in a tall mahogany leather high back, his dark head barely visible above the winged backing as he faced towards a large, French paned window that made up most of the east wall. She paused in the doorway and waited planning her next stealthy approach.
“Good evening, Miss Allegra.” His calm, soothing tenor echoed like an angel’s through the empty library.
Kriff, foiled again.
“Evening, Mistah Hammah.” She had never quite been able to succeed in sneaking up upon the quiet, old user of the JC. Yet she greeted him kindly as she receded from her stealth like crouch and approached the chair, resting her hands upon the upper wing. “What happens to be your fancy for this evening, dear Hammer?”
“Oh. Just the usual,” He brought the two ends of the book together and set it upon a small side table to his left, “nothing new.” He looked up at her a smile playing within his kind eyes, shining back at her. “Would you like some tea?”
“I’d love some. Thank you.” She moved around to the twin high back across from Imperial Hammer and took a seat as he reached over to a small china pot and poured a crystal glass full of his famous Jeru tea and handed it over.
“Thank you.” She put the glass gently to her lips and sipped lightly before setting it in the palm of her hand.
“You wanted to ask me something?” He asked calmly taking up his own tea, gazing at her from over the brim of his glass.
Leave it to Hammer. Know it all.
She chuckled to herself in fun and game as she nodded her head. “Yes I do. I think it’s time for a remodel of the BMC.” She paused yet received no response from the man sitting across from her so she took this as her liberty to continue. “It’s been awhile and it is getting a bit shabby. Not to mention you’re moving on. What with moving over to the RPF and all to focus on your writing. I think it is in the best interest to remodel. I can even set it up to talk to Ty Pennington from Extreme Makeover: Home Edition to come in. No out of pocket cost. We tell him a sob story; we hook him and ta-da! We got ourselves a new cantina. I mean if the Del Fuegos could do it, so can we.” She realized how passionate she was about this, this was her home. She had been here since she left The Flirt Thread a few years back.
“I think you’re right.” He stated. “My time has come to move on. To focus on other areas of my life, it’s time to pass the torch on.” He sipped upon his tea. “I’m looking for a new Senator. I was hoping to speak with you today on it. I’m sure you saw the announcement upon walking in. Or it may have just barely caught your eye. I wouldn’t be surprised; you’re a busy woman, Miss Allegra.” He chuckled lightly.
Allegra waited in silence, studying every move Imperial Hammer made - little to nothing at all. His serene disposition intrigued her. He inspired her, after all, to be a great leader like he one day. Smart, sunning, sharp and witty. Yet she remained silent, watching and learning from this man of higher authority
“Having said that, I think I’ve made my decision. The Cantina is yours, you are Senator now. You may remodel. Surprise me with your delicate and intriguing taste, Miss Allegra.” He rose from his chair and reached into the pocket of his trousers pulling out a dangling set of keys. “Here are the keys. Everything you need to know, paperwork etc. is in the top drawer of the desk in my office.” By now he had made his way to the door and had begun to don his trench coat. His hand reached for his hat, “Oh and Miss Allegra,”
“Yes, Mistah Hammah?” She said sliding the keys into her apron pocket.
“Please don’t be afraid to ask any questions. I’m here if need be, don’t be a stranger now. We patrons of RPF don’t bite.” He winked, and with a tip of his hat he disappeared into the hustle and bustle of the Cantina, leaving a very stunned barmaid in the center of the library.
Not bothering to return to the main bar room, Allegra quickly made her way downstairs and into Hammer’s old office. Taking a seat in the desk chair she spun it around to face the door and opened up the top drawer of his desk, finding everything there as he had said. It was now time for a remodel.
Days turned into weeks, weeks turned into months, until Allegra finally emerged from the cantina, sporting an old pair of jeans and sweatshirt covered in paint, a roller in hand. Having just finished the clean up, she took the roller to the side of the building and dumped it in the tray of used brushes and paint buckets. Crouching low she washed the brush in water from the building’s side nozzle then returned to the front of the building and gazed upon her handiwork, damp hands upon her hips.
“And she looked upon her work and she said, ‘It is good, dang good.’.” She chuckled at herself and stepped inside the new Blue Moon.
For previous parties, open houses, holidays, open bars, and all around good times, the following are located in the library:
The Blue Moon Cantina Archives:
Episode X -
http://boards.theforce.net/eu_community/b10194/25919783/p1/?2477
Episode IX -
http://boards.theforce.net/eu_community/b10194/22702102/p1
Episode VIII -
http://boards.theforce.net/eu_community/b10194/22121440/p1
Episode VII -
http://boards.theforce.net/eu_community/b10194/21431263/p1
Episode VI -
http://boards.theforce.net/eu_community/b10194/21045564/p1
Episode V -
http://boards.theforce.net/eu_community/b10194/20364530/p1
Episode IV -
http://boards.theforce.net/EU_Community/b10194/19892777/p1
Episode III -
http://boards.theforce.net/EU_Community/b10194/19356583/p1
Episode II -
http://boards.theforce.net/EU_Community/b10194/18940687/?10037
Episode I -
http://boards.theforce.net/EU_Community/b10194/13514090/?9981
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"...Past the point of no return - no going back now. Our passion play has now at last begun..."
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Pelly-Welly
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Jan '04
Date Posted:
2/28/08 2:14am
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RE: ~*~The Blue Moon Cantina~*~ [Episode XI The Return of the Cantina!]
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Wait, you're the new owner? This was decided...when, now? And by who?
And where did we decide to leave out a lot of the intro post?
*confused*
edit: Sleepy Pelly is sleepy :P I meant, the archives. Because I do remember there was some discussion about it, but I never saw the end of it, or the new owner. (Or maybe I did and I forgot, if so ignore me, I need coffee :3)
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Jedi_Allegra
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Date Posted:
2/28/08 2:39am
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RE: ~*~The Blue Moon Cantina~*~ [Episode XI The Return of the Cantina!]
It's okay, Pelly.
*hands over a cup of freshly brewed coffee*
It was decided back when I was made Senator of the BMC.
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"...Past the point of no return - no going back now. Our passion play has now at last begun..."
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Date Posted:
2/28/08 2:55am
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lol, okay I feel stupid now xD Thanks! (Buuut...weren't you a Senator way before I made the last thread? Oh well. Note to self, work on remembering things better.)
Hmm lab work soon. *is tired*
edit: needs more rat
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RE: ~*~The Blue Moon Cantina~*~ [Episode XI The Return of the Cantina!]
No. Mistah Hammah was Senator before I.
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Ooh, now it makes sense. Because I can't for the life of me remember who asked me to make the new thread (Wigg or Hammer) and I was worried you were supposed to have done it xD
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*chuckes*
Yes, it was I. Yet it takes time among the hustle and bustle of life.
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"...Past the point of no return - no going back now. Our passion play has now at last begun..."
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I like the new place!
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Woo, new thread! Very nice.
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Jedi_Allegra
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Thank you.
We're having open bar this weekend. You know, just to celebrate.
(Pelly, yeah I know I left stats out and stuff, I've never been good with them.
)
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Urge to use spork on real estate agents rising.
"We do not rent to students"
sdklvjdfm?????
>:
Because every student is a stark raving mad lunatic that does nothing but drink. Guh! We're gone during the day (like normal people), we come home in the evening, eat, study and then go to sleep. I DON'T EVEN HAVE TIME TO PARTY SO DF,HJGF!!!!
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Gotta love the stereotyping of college students.
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Mhm.
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You should sue!
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I've considered it.
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3/2/08 2:12am
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RE: ~*~The Blue Moon Cantina~*~ [Episode XI The Return of the Cantina!]
*promptly grabs the sofa*
This is mine for this episode! Yes, I'm bringing a typical dash of Sinre immaturity to the place. Hoping to be here a bit more, I am.
*lays down, and sleeps*
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