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Bringin' Sexy Back: The Cade Skywalker Fan Club
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Qui-Gon Tim
Title: CR Emeritus: Memphis, TN
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Date Posted:
5/13 8:48pm
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RE: Bringin' Sexy Back: The Cade Skywalker Fan Club
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Where do I get me some of that? And does this fragrance come with assless chaps?
John: I forgot to say something to you earlier....
YOU'LL BEEEEEEEEEE SWELL!!! YOU'LL BE GREAT!
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE THE WHOLE WORLD ON A PLATE!
STARTIN' HERE, STARTIN' NOW!
BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS COMING UP ROSES!!!
Can't beat the "Merm"!
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Gabri_Jade
Title: Fan Fiction Archive Editor Emeritus
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Date Posted:
5/13 9:47pm
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RE: Bringin' Sexy Back: The Cade Skywalker Fan Club
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I just absolutely knew that was coming as soon as Ethel Merman was mentioned. I'm surprised it took you this long, Tim. 
That Cade fragrance amuses me muchly. Though I'm betting it does not come with assless chaps. Not everyone's as fashion forward (backward?  ) as Cade.
I'm at a loss for titles. Have to give this some thought.
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Bri_Windstar
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Date Posted:
5/13 9:47pm
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RE: Bringin' Sexy Back: The Cade Skywalker Fan Club
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5/13 9:49pm (1 edits total)
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canadianjedimama posted:
No, intentional baring of the goodies in assless chaps does NOT constitute a wardrobe malfunction. Just a lovely twist of fate!
That's not what I meant. I meant someone who willing and knowingly wears assless chaps probably isn't prone to wardrobe malfunctions even when they might appear to be exactly that.
For C-V, can we have a group shot with a boom box off to the side playing Sexy Back. 
Edit: Gabri, duh. Old Fogie of the Cade Brigade. 
Oooor, Den Mother to the Cade Bridage: Keeping them in line when the SAA can't.
Not that I doubt Tim's abilities in the slightest. 
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Gabri_Jade
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Date Posted:
5/13 10:36pm
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RE: Bringin' Sexy Back: The Cade Skywalker Fan Club
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Bri_Windstar posted:
Gabri, duh. Old Fogie of the Cade Brigade.
*thwacks* 
Bri_Windstar posted:
Oooor, Den Mother to the Cade Bridage: Keeping them in line when the SAA can't.
Oh, no, I'm not taking responsibility for this group of reprobates. Besides, being your den mother is a full time job as it is. 
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Bri_Windstar
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Date Posted:
5/13 10:41pm
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*dodges agilely* Swift like the wind, baybee.  
And whatever! You're part of this gang of reprobates! 
And double whatever! I'm an angel. 
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Gabri_Jade
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Date Posted:
5/13 11:04pm
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*tackles, then thwacks*
I was part of the original gang of reprobates, too, but you were all younger and mouthy. Someone had to keep you line. Here, that's Traci and Tim's line of work. I'm just cruising along and admiring the scenery.
Angel? Babe, come here, let me see how high that fever's running. You're getting delusional.
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Bri_Windstar
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Date Posted:
5/13 11:34pm
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Gabri_Jade posted:
*tackles, then thwacks*
*looks down at significantly shorter Gabri* You were saying? 
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I was part of the original gang of reprobates, too, but you were all younger and mouthy. Someone had to keep you line. Here, that's Traci and Tim's line of work. I'm just cruising along and admiring the scenery.
Who said anything about the original gang? Although there was a lot of pimping going on then. And it's easy to admire the scenery when it isn't being concealed by pant seats.
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Angel? Babe, come here, let me see how high that fever's running. You're getting delusional.
Am not! The doctors say I'm in the clear. 
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Gabri_Jade
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Date Posted:
5/14 12:46am
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My smaller size only adds to my speed. And having two younger siblings who are both taller than me, I have plenty of tackling practice.
The strategically cut chaps that lead to easily viewed scenery are kind of the heart of this thread, remember. 
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Qui-Gon Tim
Title: CR Emeritus: Memphis, TN
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Date Posted:
5/14 6:49am
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RE: Bringin' Sexy Back: The Cade Skywalker Fan Club
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5/14 6:55am (1 edits total)
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OK, I'm sending you two to your respective corners. Don't make me force you two into a duel at 20 paces.... with Salad Shooters.
And these assless chaps make me look nothing like Cade! I look more like... like...
Ethel Merman.
They must be defective or something. Damn you and your shotty merchandise, J.C. Penny!
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jfostrander01
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Date Posted:
5/14 7:34am
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RE: Bringin' Sexy Back: The Cade Skywalker Fan Club
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Qui-Gon Tim posted:
See... This is why you need to come back to Memphis, John! Is it cool with you if I try to use Jedi Mind Tricks (and/or hard liquor) to get our local Con to bring you in as a guest?
Don't mind at all. My basic rule is cover plane fare, room, and meals, subject to schedule. I'm doing a one day Con in Iowa this weekend and even throwing in a free lecture on writing.
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Jade_Pilot
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Date Posted:
5/14 8:09am
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Qui-Gon Tim posted:
And these assless chaps make me look nothing like Cade! I look more like... like...
Ethel Merman.
They must be defective or something. Damn you and your shotty merchandise, J.C. Penny!
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Geez! Who knew we already had a fragrance??? Ok, so let's see we've got:
1. Name (check)
2. Fragrance (check)
3. Titles (still acclimating)
4. Theme song (check)
5. Fan clothes (check...still going with the underoos, right?)
6. What about signiature beverage???
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Qui-Gon Tim
Title: CR Emeritus: Memphis, TN
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Date Posted:
5/14 9:18am
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RE: Bringin' Sexy Back: The Cade Skywalker Fan Club
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Hmmmmm.... Beverage.... Lemme think about that one. It has to be an adult beverage.
Hmmm.. How about Cade Lemonade? It's like Long Island Tea, but it is colored with Lemonade instead of cola. Drink enough of it and you, too, will feel the power of the Force! (And you'll have a Legacy of hangovers!)
John: I'll pass that info along to our Con folks. It'd be great if they'd go for it. (Now, if we can get Jan, too....  )
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s65horsey
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Date Posted:
5/14 10:00am
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Hah! I love Cade Lemonade that's awesome!
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Qui-Gon Tim
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Date Posted:
5/14 10:46am
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I bet if you drink enough of it you, too, will see Force ghosts.
Chugs a pitcher of Cade Lemonade
Well, Hellooooooooooooooooo Mara Jade in black leather!
Who needs Death Sticks when you have Cade Lemonade?
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RebelGrrl
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Date Posted:
5/14 10:56am
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We already have a passable version of Death Sticks:
"Death Sticks"
They are called 'Candy Wax Sticks'
If the pure sugar/corn syrup content won't get you buzzed or into diabetic shock...
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