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Havac 
Title: Lit Mod of War
Registered: Sep '05
44044_Lord Hoth
Date Posted: 4/16 10:06am Subject: The Syn Bin
Welcome to the thread dedicated to Jariah Syn and his touching romance with Morrigan Corde, also known as Nyna Calixte, also known as his best friend's mom. Truly they are a match for the ages. Here we shall celebrate Jariah and his undying love. In honor of their developing relationship, I bring you this song:

(as sung by Jariah Syn)

Cade's mom has got it goin' on
Cade's mom has got it goin' on
Cade's mom has got it goin' on
Cade's mom has got it goin' on.....

Cade can I come over after bou-ou-ounty hunting
(after hunting)
We can hang around by the futuristic expo-o-osed ducting
(hang by the ducting)
Did your mom get back from her assassination trip
(assassination trip)
Is she there or is she tryin' to give me the sli-i-i-ip
(give me the slip)
You know I'm not the little boy that I used to be
I'm all grown up now baby, can't you see.

Cade's mom has got it goin' on
She's all I want and I've waited for so lo-o-ng
Cade can't you see you're just not the Jedi for me
But I know it might be wrong
But I'm in love with Cade's mom

Cade's mom has got it goin' on
Cade's mom has got it goin' on

Cade do you remember when I laser-mowed your la-a-wn
(mowed your lawn)
Your mom came out with just a combat jumpsuit o-o-o-on
(jumpsuit on)
I could tell she likes me from the way she stared
(the way she stared)
And the way she said, you missed a spot over the-e-e-re
(spot over there)
And I know that you think it's just a fantasy
But since the Sith offed your dad your mom could use a guy like me

Cade's mom has got it goin' on
She's all I want and I've waited for so long
Cade can't you see you're just not the Jedi for me
I know it might be wrong
But I'm in love with Cade's mom

(MUSIC BREAK)

Cade's mom has got it goin' on (she's got it goin on)
She's all I want and I've waited for so long (waited and waited)
Cade can't you see you're just not the Jedi for me
I know it might be wro-o-ong but I'm in love with

Cade's mom oh oh oh oh (I'm in love with)
I'm in love with Cade's mom oh oh oh oh (wait a minute)
Cade can't you see you're just not the Jedi for me
I know it might be wrong
But I'm in love with Cade's mom

 

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The_Loyal_Imperial 
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Registered: Nov '07
19250_Seal of the Empire
Date Posted: 4/16 10:08am Subject: RE: The Syn Bin - Date Edited: 4/16 10:08am (1 edits total) Edited By: The_Loyal_Imperial
hypnotized

I think somebody has too much time on their hands...

 

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Havac 
Title: Lit Mod of War
Registered: Sep '05
44044_Lord Hoth
Date Posted: 4/16 10:12am Subject: RE: The Syn Bin
I did that months ago, and even then Fountains of Wayne did most of the real work.

 

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Lord_Vivec 
Registered: Apr '06
41676_Boba Fett
Date Posted: 4/16 10:14am Subject: RE: The Syn Bin
I think Jariah has competition when it comes to Morrigan

*coughJCersinthesexthreadcough*

 

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Ulicus 
Registered: Jul '05
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Date Posted: 4/16 10:31am Subject: RE: The Syn Bin
^ I doubt either could match my devotion. shame_on_you

 

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Jedi_Sha 
Registered: Oct '02
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Date Posted: 4/16 10:46am Subject: RE: The Syn Bin
laugh

even though i'm rather unfamiliar with any of these characters, i gotta say that was brilliant. i was rolling.

 

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Darth_Garak 
Registered: Jul '05
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Date Posted: 4/16 11:08am Subject: RE: The Syn Bin
I can picture it already: Syn wakes up and walks out of his room. He runs into Cade who berates him that there was too much noise coming that room and then asks Syn who did he "bang". Before Syn can respond, Cade's mom walks out wearing only a towel and thanks Syn for the good time before she realizes that Cade is there. Cade is left speechless...

 

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Bly 
Registered: Mar '05
39854_Clone Commander Bly
Date Posted: 4/16 12:11pm Subject: RE: The Syn Bin
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Havac, you are a genius.

 

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JediMaster_Horn 
Registered: Jan '02
40275_Corran Horn
Date Posted: 4/16 12:18pm Subject: RE: The Syn Bin
This is so...so wrong...and yet, if the scene described above does not occur during LotF, it will be a greater travesty than the Black Fleet Trilogy.





...okay not quite.

 

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Havac 
Title: Lit Mod of War
Registered: Sep '05
44044_Lord Hoth
Date Posted: 4/16 12:30pm Subject: RE: The Syn Bin
Darth_Garak posted:
I can picture it already: Syn wakes up and walks out of his room. He runs into Cade who berates him that there was too much noise coming that room and then asks Syn who did he "bang". Before Syn can respond, Cade's mom walks out wearing only a towel and thanks Syn for the good time before she realizes that Cade is there. Cade is left speechless...

I want this scene.

 

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s65horsey 
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Registered: Jun '06
46075_Cade Skywalker
Date Posted: 4/16 12:37pm Subject: RE: The Syn Bin
Would Cade actually care though?

 

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Havac 
Title: Lit Mod of War
Registered: Sep '05
44044_Lord Hoth
Date Posted: 4/16 1:09pm Subject: RE: The Syn Bin
I think he'd be a little freaked out.

 

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MASTERPRENN 
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Registered: Dec '05
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Date Posted: 4/16 1:21pm Subject: RE: The Syn Bin
Um, she's hot and stuff.

 

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GrandAdmiralJello 
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Registered: Nov '00
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Date Posted: 4/16 1:59pm Subject: RE: The Syn Bin
Bly posted:
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Havac, you are a genius.


He didn't come up with it.

 

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ThrawnRocks 
Registered: Apr '04
7434_Admiral Pellaeon
Date Posted: 4/16 3:17pm Subject: RE: The Syn Bin
Well played, Havac.



I like to imagine the entire male cast of Legacy (excluding Cade, Syn and Kol) singing the parts in parentheses. That includes, but is not limited to: Rulf Yage, Morlish Veed, Darth Krayt, Roan Fel, Antares Draco, Rav, Moff Rus, Shado Vao, Wolf Sazen and Gar Stazi. tongue

 

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rumsmuggler 
Registered: Aug '00
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Date Posted: 4/16 3:42pm Subject: RE: The Syn Bin
I'm glad to see this up and running.

 

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