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jhc36 
Registered: Mar '03
6525_Yuuzhan Vong
Date Posted: 6/18 2:24pm Subject: RE: EUCNN: Civil War news
here's something to report:

the Yuuzhan Vong have now entered onto the side of the sith for now. Pain will now be a requirement. Glorious pain. devil

do-ro'ik vong pratte!

 

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Mister_Master 
Registered: Oct '07
40302_Clonetrooper Republic<br>Commando Boss
Date Posted: 6/18 2:33pm Subject: RE: EUCNN: Civil War news
*report*

For the time being, Droids are standing as neutral. We are not taking sides in this war... for now.

 

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jhc36 
Registered: Mar '03
6525_Yuuzhan Vong
Date Posted: 6/18 2:37pm Subject: RE: EUCNN: Civil War news
Blasphemous!!! devil plain

droids will never take sides; unworthy, unspeakable helpers of infidels.

 

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Blue_but_beautiful 
Registered: Jan '06
45277_Nin Yim
Date Posted: 6/18 2:48pm Subject: RE: EUCNN: Civil War news
jhc36 posted:
Blasphemous!!! devil plain

droids will never take sides; unworthy, unspeakable helpers of infidels.


Agreed.
Unsanctioned, blasphemous mockeries of life should not even be granted a side, let alone a voice!

 

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Sinrebirth 
Registered: Nov '04
23524_Xanatos
Date Posted: 6/18 2:50pm Subject: RE: EUCNN: Civil War news
If you would look to your thread, my Yuuzhan Vong allies, I have given you a target to seize. In the meantime, the Sith Empire requests you do not antagonise the press. wink

 

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Master_Keralys 
Title: Lit Mod of Ferociously Furious Fury
Registered: Oct '03
39907_Obi-Wan Kenobi
Date Posted: 6/18 3:53pm Subject: RE: EUCNN: Civil War news
Yes, let's do keep this place useful.

Bickering can occur elsewhere. happy

- Keralys

 

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GrandAdmiralJello 
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Registered: Nov '00
44644_Imperial Laurels
Date Posted: 6/18 4:20pm Subject: RE: EUCNN: Civil War news
This just in: Mitthy is charging the alleged "Sith emperor" with a copyright violation over the whole taking over the Senate and imposing governors thing. He has demanded that you grant him royalties.

How do you respond?

 

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Sinrebirth 
Registered: Nov '04
23524_Xanatos
Date Posted: 6/18 4:47pm Subject: RE: EUCNN: Civil War news
Indifference? tongue

I'll offer him a thread. That's the best I can do, in a settlement. *chuckles*

 

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GrandAdmiralJello 
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Registered: Nov '00
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Date Posted: 6/18 4:48pm Subject: RE: EUCNN: Civil War news
No share of your profits? No lucrative advertising deals?

 

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The_Loyal_Imperial 
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Registered: Nov '07
19250_Seal of the Empire
Date Posted: 6/18 4:51pm Subject: RE: EUCNN: Civil War news
We advertise? I thought we just made loud noises and people came running. tongue

 

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Sinrebirth 
Registered: Nov '04
23524_Xanatos
Date Posted: 6/18 5:02pm Subject: RE: EUCNN: Civil War news
GrandAdmiralJello posted:
No share of your profits? No lucrative advertising deals?


Hmmm. I could offer him an advertising deal. If he advertises the Sith Empire elsewhere, and we net supporters... I may hand him two threads. With every... fifteen new supporters he'll gain a thread. Sounds fair, no?

We advertise now, LI. wink

 

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RebelGrrl 
Registered: Jan '06
14691_Dani
Date Posted: 6/18 5:16pm Subject: RE: EUCNN: Civil War news
Sith-Imperial Fleet Enters XSFC Sector

As of 9:00 am EUCity time, the Sith-Imperial Fleet was spotted taking up a position in the X-Wing Series Fan Club sector under the command of Imperial Fist The_Loyal_Imperial. The following transmission was recorded upon the fleet's arrival:


The_Loyal_Imperial posted:
Order must be restored, and this rebel infestation rooted out. All those who support the rebellion are enemies of the Empire, and those who choose to join us shall be rewarded greatly.

Every rebel base shall be destroyed, every rebel targeted for extermination. As Fist of the EUC Sith Empire, order shall be restored to this place, and rightful rule under His Imperial Majesty Emperor Sinrebirth I shall resume.

Surrender your rebels now, and perhaps...unnecessary unpleasantness can be avoided.


Shortly after the Sith-Imperial Fleet appeared, a single X-Wing entered the system piloted by Master_Keralys with a message of hope, encouragement, and assistance for the citizens of the X-Wing Series Fan Club.


Master_Keralys posted:
Treacherous Imperials! Let me get this straight. You want peace, a lack of conflict, and so on. You're for the freedom of groups to make their own political choices. Yet as soon as a group exercises that right, you sent in fleets, mines, and incompetents with Sith Ewoks at their sides, to suppress the political dissent you claim to allow? I have sued for opportunity to engage in dialogue, yet you continue to persist in taking steps toward violent action, even against those who have done nothing to you! The GFA stands with the XSFC and will help defend her should you make aggression your policy.


As of this report, no shots have been exchanged and the X-Wing Series Fan Club continues to stand in opposition to Sith-Emperor Sinrebirth's demands. Stay tuned for further updates as this tense situation develops.

 

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RebelGrrl 
Registered: Jan '06
14691_Dani
Date Posted: 6/18 7:28pm Subject: RE: EUCNN: Civil War news - Date Edited: 6/18 7:29pm (1 edits total) Edited By: RebelGrrl
Evacuation of the X-Wing Series Fan Club

Breaking news! Princess Cambria, leading the GFA Task Force Rogue Shadow and Grand Admiral JarVos of the GFA Fleet Carrier Adalia's Hope have just entered the X-Wing Series Fan Club in an evacuation effort for local and surrounding population on rumor that the Yuuzhan Vong have allied with Sith-Emperor Sinrebirth and plan an immanent invasion of the sector.

However, the rescue effort has hit a momentary delay while Grand Admiral JarVos's forces work to clear the mines seeded in the system by the Sith-Imperial forces.

Stay tuned for further updates!



 

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RebelGrrl 
Registered: Jan '06
14691_Dani
Date Posted: 6/18 7:40pm Subject: RE: EUCNN: Civil War news
Yuuzhan Vong Ally with Sith-Imperial Forces!

Investigation has revealed that the Yuuzhan Vong have entered into an official treaty with Sith-Emperor Sinrebirth as of 4:38 am local EUCity time.

According to the terms of this treaty, the X-Wing Series Fan Club sector is ceded to the Yuuzhan Vong by Imperial consent. Other privileges accorded to the Yuuzhan Vong appear to include the right to pursue all Jedi Fan Clubs and the right to detain all refugess who do not safely make it to the Twin Suns or the Twilight Templars, the two neutral zones in this current conflict.

This reporter would like to thank the valiant field agent who risked life and limb to bring this news to the public.

 

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Sabre_11 
Registered: Jun '05
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Date Posted: 6/18 7:46pm Subject: RE: EUCNN: Civil War news
Lord Insipid, I am happy to note that, besides the occasional bickering, the EUCNN is up to standard with its professional journalism thus far in the conflict. A commendable effort considering the tensions across the city.

 

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