Author Topic: EUCNN: Civil War news! (Confused? Now with explanations for who's who)
RebelGrrl 
Registered: Jan '06
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Date Posted: 6/19 2:06pm Subject: RE: EUCNN: Civil War news
Twin Suns Fan Club: Neutral or Not?

With the grant of permission for the GFA Task Force Rogue Shadow and GFA Fleet Carrier Adalia's Hope to enter the sector and offload the refugees from the X-Wing Series Fan Club, debate has been growing as to the exact status and neutrality of the Twin Suns Fan Club in this conflict.

adaml83, Twin Suns Lead, opened the borders of the Twin Suns Fan Club expressly for the delivery of refugees from the Sith-Imperal/Yuuzhan Vong invasion. However, SWBob, Sith Governer of the NJO Fan Club, has expressed continuous vocal concerns that this is in fact a violation of the TSFC neutral stance.

This has brought the direct attention of Emperor Sinrebirth to the neutral Twin Suns Fan Club sector. His Sith Majesty has formally requested the terms of truce and a definition of neutrality from adaml83, Twin Suns Lead.

Watch this feed for further developments!

 

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SWBob 
Registered: Jun '03
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Date Posted: 6/19 2:10pm Subject: RE: EUCNN: Civil War news
Accurate except for not mentioning the part about how Adam will not accept any Imperial forces in his sector even under the same conditions as the GFA forces. That might fit somewhere in that report.

Just wondering if it was going to be put in, cause it kinda puts a reason behind my concerns.

 

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RebelGrrl 
Registered: Jan '06
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Date Posted: 6/19 2:16pm Subject: RE: EUCNN: Civil War news
This isn't the place to debate the news. What I reported was accurate.

 

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SWBob 
Registered: Jun '03
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Date Posted: 6/19 2:19pm Subject: RE: EUCNN: Civil War news
I've said my piece, I'm sure MarasFire will be in soon to report on the stories and situations that you omited.

 

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RebelGrrl 
Registered: Jan '06
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Date Posted: 6/19 2:22pm Subject: RE: EUCNN: Civil War news
That would be the point of having reporters from all sides of the conflict. grin

 

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MarasFire 
Registered: Jun '07
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Date Posted: 6/19 2:25pm Subject: RE: EUCNN: Civil War news
Well then if the Rebel's side of the conflict is being reported on, should I write from a strictly Imperial point of view?

 

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RebelGrrl 
Registered: Jan '06
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Date Posted: 6/19 2:36pm Subject: RE: EUCNN: Civil War news
I've been asked to refrain from propaganda, and I have been. However, there may be details that I do not consider relevant to the facts of a story that another reporter might. Other reporters are certainly free to include these details if they wish. There may be details I choose to highlight that are considered irrelevant by others. However, what I have given are facts.

If you would like to give the Imperial point of view on these facts, feel free. You'll find that many of the truths that we cling to depend on our point of view.*

* - gratuitous quote, yup.

 

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GrandAdmiralJello 
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Registered: Nov '00
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Date Posted: 6/19 3:54pm Subject: RE: EUCNN: Civil War news - Date Edited: 6/19 4:35pm (3 edits total) Edited By: GrandAdmiralJello
MarasFire posted:
Well then if the Rebel's side of the conflict is being reported on, should I write from a strictly Imperial point of view?


Sith point of view, you mean.


frustrated

EDIT: The Empire,, in point of fact, has made it eminently clear that it intends to stand above this petty squabble and that it expects tribute from both sides of the conflict. If the Sith continue to use our Imperial terminology, we will have no choice but to remove them from their position. Members of the Court can expect advantageous treatment relative to the other two groups, of course.

That's right--Civil War faction #3.

Feel free to report on this new development.

 

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RebelGrrl 
Registered: Jan '06
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Date Posted: 6/19 9:15pm Subject: RE: EUCNN: Civil War news! (Confused? Now with explanations for who's who) - Date Edited: 6/19 9:16pm (1 edits total) Edited By: RebelGrrl
Sith Holo Leaked!

This just in, this news desk has received a copy of a proclamation by Sinrebirth, Dark Lord of the Sith:

Sinrebirth posted:

It appears the enemy has even abandoned the NJO/LotF FC... the Twin Suns are harboring practically all rebel forces as 'refugees'. I have chosen to make an example of the X-wing Series FC, and lure the enemy out. If they choose to abandon the refugees that remain, they shall make themselves as bad as ourselves - morally equal, no matter their claims otherwise.


The Lord of the Sith goes on to order the reports from all Sith Governors, and he further proclaims:

Sinrebirth posted:
I have ordered the Twin Suns to send a representative to us, to give them every opportunity to explain themselves.


I would like to thank the anonymous tipster who brought this holo to my attention. Voice pattern recognition has proven it authentic.

Bringing you the facts in this time of crisis: EUCNN.

 

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RebelGrrl 
Registered: Jan '06
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Date Posted: 6/19 9:25pm Subject: RE: EUCNN: Civil War news! (Confused? Now with explanations for who's who)
Third Faction Enters Conflict!

Emperor GrandAdmiralJello has struck a third side in the growing EU Civil War. As you may recall, His Majesty leads the EU Imperial Court. This is the text of Emperor GrandAdmiralJello's declaration:

GrandAdmiralJello posted:
The Empire [...] has made it eminently clear that it intends to stand above this petty squabble and that it expects tribute from both sides of the conflict. If the Sith continue to use our Imperial terminology, we will have no choice but to remove them from their position. Members of the Court can expect advantageous treatment relative to the other two groups, of course.


Rumor also has it that the Imperial Court and the GFA are in tentative talks for an alliance against their common enemy. How much of this rumor is fact has been brought into question by the Emperor's announcement today.

We await GFA and Sith official reaction to this third side in the current conflict.

This ... is EUCNN.

 

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RebelGrrl 
Registered: Jan '06
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Date Posted: 6/19 9:37pm Subject: RE: EUCNN: Civil War news! (Confused? Now with explanations for who's who)
Two More Sectors Oppose the Sith

This just in from the Hoojib Stealth Squad:

The Mara Jade Skywalker Fan Club has declined an offer of neutrality and will stand firm against any attempt at Sith invasion.

In other news, the Cade Brigade is offering free deathsticks to all visitors from the Sith Forces. Alleged reports of unconscious bodies being transported to Zeltros have not been confirmed, however the Pleasure Planet Correspondent reports a sudden influx of Imperial tourists who, thus far, have expressed no desire to leave and rejoin the fight against the GFA.

This reporter would like to thank the Hoojib Stealth Squad for their efforts in bring to light these facts.

 

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adaml83 
Registered: Dec '04
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Date Posted: 6/20 7:13am Subject: RE: EUCNN: Civil War news! (Confused? Now with explanations for who's who)
Heh, while Sinre may have ordered, I went because some of his subordinates have a very shrill speaking voice, especially Idoneus. Seriously, most if not all members of the NJO/LotF fan club have had to go to our refugee clinics to get their hearing checked. Also, it tends to upset the various guards I keep around...makes them want to attack.

 

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RK_Striker_JK_5 
Registered: Jul '03
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Date Posted: 6/20 11:09am Subject: RE: EUCNN: Civil War news! (Confused? Now with explanations for who's who)
The Sith have also begun moving in on my fan club as well.

Sinrebirth posted:
So this thread has chosen to resist the Sith Imperium?

I shall have to send the Yuuzhan Vong here, too.


I shall help out the Mara Jade fan club best I can, but my own thread needs help as well.

 

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RebelGrrl 
Registered: Jan '06
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Date Posted: 6/20 3:42pm Subject: RE: EUCNN: Civil War news! (Confused? Now with explanations for who's who)
(OOC: I know there's a lot happening that needs reported. I have a statistics final I have to take tomorrow morning, though, so updates may be delayed.)

 

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Master_Keralys 
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Registered: Oct '03
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Date Posted: 6/20 9:12pm Subject: RE: EUCNN: Civil War news! (Confused? Now with explanations for who's who)
OOC: quite all right. RL definitely takes first priority. happy

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