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XCountryJedi
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Feb '01
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Date Posted:
7/27/01 12:56pm
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RE: EUCNN: Always on.
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We've been wondering where our leader was...
Anyway, we're having technical difficulties with the making of AJ's interview, so it won't be posted until tommorrow or maybe Sunday at the very latest.
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KansasNavy
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Date Posted:
7/27/01 8:26pm
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RE: EUCNN: Always on.
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Hello. I'm KansasNavy. I have a breaking news development to tell you about. Jediguy hit a kangaroo on his way to school. Here to tell about his side of the story is jediguy.
KN: Hello.
jg: G'day.
KN: So what happened?
jg: So here I am, driving peacefully, minding my own business, when WHAM!. Out of nowhere a kangaroo slammed into my side of the car and smashed the glass.
KN: I thought they were extinct?
jg: Nah. They will be if they keep that up, though.
KN: Hmmm...peculiar. Why do you think the kangaroo attacked your automobile so visciously?
jg: I don't know. There was nothing odd looking about it.
KN: Maybe there's more to a kangaroo than meets the eye?
jg: No, there's less.
KN: Well, there has to have been a reason-
jg: No, you don't understand Kansas. I've looked into a kangaroo's beady eyes. They're pure evil.
KN: So how was your car?
jg: A new car with a broken window and a big dent in the side.
KN: What kind of vehicle do you drive?
jg: A Subaru Outback.
KN: Go figure. I've hit Big Foot.
jg: Seriously?
KN: Yep. I was driving through a wooded area when all of a sudden a big hairy thing tried to stop me because it had a broken hand, I believe.
jg: What did you do.
KN: I kept going. He called me a ****** fat *** and flipped me off.
jg: Are you allowed to say that on this?
KN: The censor has to earn his paycheck. Any who, I put that baby in reverse and flattened him. He won't be flipp'n anyone where he's going...the animal control vet.
jg: Interesting, but what does that have to do with my story?
KN: What? Oh...shows the struggle that you and I...slaughter animals.
jg: But I like animals-
KN: And they know that. So they know they can push you around. Then they push too hard and destroy your car!
jg: It's not like that. Animals are-
KN: Stupid? Ungainly? Rude? They should be making way for us!
jg: You're insane. How do you live with yourself?
KN: It's not easy.
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Carrie_The_Fisher
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Date Posted:
7/27/01 8:32pm
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RE: EUCNN: Always on.
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lol   that sounds just like JediGuy...
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GrandAdmiralJello
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Date Posted:
7/27/01 9:59pm
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LOL@ the part with GV.
He is strangly absent... but that part with the 51 points of damage was funny. Not that we do that, but...
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Wildwookiee
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Date Posted:
7/27/01 10:02pm
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you know what sucks? It's hard to get tire track out of your fur....it took me weeks to recover from that
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XCountryJedi
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Date Posted:
7/29/01 11:40am
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I've been waiting for AJ's okay on the interview and I should probably get GAJ's okay too, but...oh well, here it is. Just remember, I don't do this as a career, so quality is not quite there.
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Good Morning! This is your guest interviewer, XCountryJedi, interviewing our guest, Anonymous_Jedi of the Imperial Navy and LOL!
XCJ: Hello, AJ.
AJ: Hey!
XCJ: Welcome to the show.
AJ: Heh.
XCJ: My first question is...What do you do in the Imperial Navy?
AJ: I’m a Line Admiral and the maker of the secret Imperial Navy base. You can get to it if you follow this link: SECRET Imperial Base
XCJ: I see it’s not much of a secret.
AJ: Oh, it is. There is so many bugs it is a wonder I know what is going on at all.
XCJ: Bugs?
AJ: Yeah, all the time. It doesn’t help that a certain admin keeps messing with the functions and stuff.
XCJ: *Looks around, innocent.* Okay, my next question...Do you think there should be new leadership in TIN?
AJ: wtf...TIN?
XCJ: *blinks* Yes, The Imperial Navy.
AJ: Oh...Yes, I think GrandAdmiralJello should be elected leader and I get his former postion. For all the work I did on the secret base and all.
XCJ: Sure, okay, now the tough one. What is your relationship with GAJ?
AJ: Well, it could be best described in this conversation we once had. *Motions to someone off screen.* Roll film!
GrandAdmiralJello: (I feel very Imperial... all this power... hehehe)
Anonymous_Jedi: Your power is going to your head GAJ
*Film jumps.*
Anonymous_Jedi: They don't know what that means.
Anonymous_Jedi: Speak English, techy boy.
GrandAdmiralJello: I do.
Anonymous_Jedi: Oh, smart boy, eh?
GrandAdmiralJello: I'm quite computer savvy, Thankyou.
Anonymous_Jedi: ...I guess it comes with rank.
GrandAdmiralJello: 8P
Anonymous_Jedi: Mr. Grand Admiral
Anonymous_Jedi: SIR!
GrandAdmiralJello: Thank you...
Anonymous_Jedi: ...ya ya
GrandAdmiralJello: Captain...
Anonymous_Jedi: Don't rub it in.
GrandAdmiralJello: I'm not, Captain.
GrandAdmiralJello: Just being formal.
XCountryJedi: How is your uniforms smelling today, GAJ?
Anonymous_Jedi: lol
GrandAdmiralJello: Very Cherry, Thankyou.
Anonymous_Jedi: LOL!
GrandAdmiralJello: brb
Anonymous_Jedi: k
XCountryJedi: k
Anonymous_Jedi: *Mumble* Good riddance. *Mumbles*
Anonymous_Jedi: ...SIR!
Anonymous_Jedi: lol
GrandAdmiralJello: Good riddance?
Anonymous_Jedi: What?
Anonymous_Jedi: Huh?
Anonymous_Jedi: Sir, I don’t know what you’re talking about.
GrandAdmiralJello: Excuse me?
GrandAdmiralJello: Why you little... Captain.
XCJ: I see, interesting. May I ask what brought you two together?
AJ: Of course, it was you.
XCJ: Me?
AJ: *Nods* Roll film!
GrandAdmiralJello: ((Eating dinner))
Anonymous_Jedi: Oh, eat up sir.
XCountryJedi: WAIT!
Anonymous_Jedi: lol
Anonymous_Jedi: He'll ruin the uniform.
GrandAdmiralJello: ((I'm eating and typing))
XCountryJedi: Let me taste it first, it might have poison.
GrandAdmiralJello: Very well.
GrandAdmiralJello: *Hands her a spoon of yellowish rice.*
XCountryJedi: *Nibble, nibble, choke, hack!!*
GrandAdmiralJello: Oh my?
GrandAdmiralJello: Dear me!
Anonymous_Jedi: Uh...
Anonymous_Jedi: :'( NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
GrandAdmiralJello: Don't worry.
Anonymous_Jedi: I was about to do the Hymlick.
GrandAdmiralJello: Spaarti cloning cylinders are standing by.
XCountryJedi: No need sir, just cut smaller pieces.
GrandAdmiralJello: Smaller pieces, of rice?
Anonymous_Jedi: Make a clone of her, we don't wanna lose her.
Anonymous_Jedi: We'd be too lonely.
XCJ: You do respect Grand GrandAdmiralJello though, don’t you?
AJ: Yes, of course. He’s a perfect, unerring, flawless, god-like leader.
XCJ: Really? What about this? Roll Film! Hehehe...
XCountryJedi: It'll only be my 5th [clone].
GrandAdmiralJello: 5th?
Anonymous_Jedi: ...5TH?!
GrandAdmiralJello: I though you were an original?
Anonymous_Jedi: Oh, dear me.
GrandAdmiralJello: You never told me?
Anonymous_Jedi: Though, sir?
GrandAdmiralJello: Yes?
Anonymous_Jedi: Don't you mean thought, sir?
GrandAdmiralJello: I made a........
GrandAdmiralJello: I ---
Anonymous_Jedi: ....
Anonymous_Jedi: XCJ?
XCountryJedi: Uh...you weren't in high enough position to know at the time, sir.
GrandAdmiralJello: I made a....mistake
GrandAdmiralJello: I've been weakened....
Anonymous_Jedi: *GASP*
Anonymous_Jedi: SIR! How could this happen?!
XCountryJedi: Keep breathing, sir.
GrandAdmiralJello: You wouldn't be insane, would you?
Anonymous_Jedi: Me, sir?
GrandAdmiralJello: No... the clone.
Anonymous_Jedi: ah
AJ: You’re not really a clone, are you?
XCJ: I can’t say either way. It’s confindential. Anyway, I’m the one asking the questions.
AJ: You’re the original, aren’t you?
XCJ: ...
AJ: Keep your blasters in their holsters, Luv.
XCJ: #32
AJ: What?
XCJ: We’ll work this out later.  *Nods toward the camera.*
AJ: Oh...MTFBWYL.
XCJ: And to our viewers...MTFBWYA.
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KansasNavy
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Date Posted:
7/29/01 8:41pm
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LOL!
Might want to repost this in EUCNN2.
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Anonymous_Jedi
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Date Posted:
7/30/01 10:59am
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See, she can do a good job, why cant you guys...oh wait, she knows me better..oops, lol
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KansasNavy
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Date Posted:
8/22/01 7:08pm
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Praise her glory...again!
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Sturm Antilles
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Jun '00
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Date Posted:
11/17/02 6:10pm
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Up.
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GrandAdmiralJello
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Date Posted:
11/17/02 6:21pm
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Thanks, Sturm.
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Rogue...Jedi
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Date Posted:
7/9 9:33pm
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Good old classic humor 
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Dingo
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Apr '01
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Date Posted:
7/10 4:39am
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OMG, original EUCNN!!! From before I was a mod.
Priceless.
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Darth_wanderguard
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7/10 4:51am
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Wow. This thread is old.
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SwordoftheJedi
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Date Posted:
7/10 3:15pm
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Wow...this was a good four years before I joined the site. Ancient.
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