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Fluff-Slayer Registered: Jun '05	Date Posted: 8/24/05 2:23pm Subject: The Ridiculously-Specific Challenges Uh-oh. Archetypes! - Date Edited: 3/18/06 7:23pm (29 edits total) Edited By: Fluff-Slayer
	Hello, brave wanderer, and welcome to the home of the Ridiculously Specific Challenge(s). (Notice, oldbies, that we've relocated!) All of our past challenges have been moved here for your convenience. If you're just now finding us, please don't hesitate to pick up any challenge that strikes your fancy; I don't believe in deadlines, so there aren't any. The most recent additions will be placed at the top of the list, and the older ones will be towards the bottom. Happy writing! The Twelfth Challenge Which Is, Incidentally, Very Un-Specific -Take three to six guidelines from The Evil Overlord List. Have the Villain, who may or may not be your main character, do the exact opposite of what the guidelines say. -Include a nameless minor character that is continuously attempting to become Hero himself and defeat the Overlord. He fails. A lot. -Kill off the Hero’s sidekick or another such character. Have the other characters behave as though nothing has happened. -Give the Hero a hero cliché—tragic past, mysterious scarring, etc.—but exaggerate it. -Allow the Hero’s love interest to be either 1) a cannon character or 2) a Mary-Sue. -Incorporate your favorite movie quote in a scene that does not fit the original context. -Bring the story to a close with someone accidentally falling off of a high place. Have one of the surviving characters make a sarcastic remark. Bonus points if: -The falling character falls on someone. -The Villain/Hero, after being defeated, is sighted in a karaoke bar or on a street corner, singing for change. -…the song that they sing is “I Will Survive”. The Eleventh Ridiculously-Specific Challenge The Narrator posted: So it’s like this, guys: Brightfeather tells me she’s got this idea for the next RSC, right? And so I say, “All right, send it over this-a way.” She sends it, I read it…and seriously, this challenge is, like, so totally the Snap ker-dackle, no lie. Feather is deliciously evil, whether she’s using her sockkie or not. So here it is—with a couple of changes and a couple of add-ins. Because I have to feel like I’ve had a hand in writing these challenges, otherwise I go to bed feeling like I’ve accomplished nothing. And nobody wants that. Ready or not, here it comes. The Blue Ghostie Narrator Challenge - The narrator must be already be dead at the beginning of the story. (And evil, too. Preferably a Sith!) -Somewhere in the story, somebody must play with dolls. -There must be a tea party. -The evil ghostie narrator must still be as evil as they were alive and somehow be involved in plots to take over the galaxy. -Must have at least 4 OCs. -One OC must spend most of his or her time upside down (for a good reason). -Must have at least one Jedi involved to stop said evil plot. -It cannot be either Anakin or Obi-Wan. -The Jedi may not be an original character. -Must use the words 'smarmy,' 'pissant,' 'onomonopeia,' 'lietmotif,' and 'juxtaposed'. -Must begin at sunrise and end at sunset of the same day. -Must all take place on the same planet. -Must contain some element of romance (in which the OCs are not involved). -At least one of the OCs must be in league with the evil, dead narrator. -You are not allowed to kill anyone. Bonus points: -Involve a snow cone in the foiling of the evil plot. -Make mention of a street musician meeting misfortune at the narrator’s hands. Have said musician exact revenge on the narrator. -Incorporate yourself into the story discreetly—unnamed, but mentioned. Do something plot relevant. -Include someone finding the cure to a horrible disease…and then losing it. (Oops.) -Parody a serious scene from your favorite movie or novel. (Mark this instance with an asterisk and give us a footnote so we know what it is.) -Involve a character with a name that nobody can pronounce. -Have an exasperated character throw something important out of a window. The Tenth Ridiculously-Specific Challenge Fluffy posted: This challenge is brought to you with some help from mischievous Kahara. Perhaps she'll be able to help me stump my panel, since apparently I cannot alone. May you contribute to many more challenges, padawan! Side note: My feelings will not be hurt if you don't reply right away. The holidays are a busy-busy time for everybody. So don't stress it. Requirements -Include a character who is from a species that is canon but little-known. -The word "nefarious." -Ducks. -The word "lugubrious." -Something that is bioluminescent (a living thing that glows in the dark). -A character writes something unusual or embarrassing on another character's shirt. -A character who is obsessed with an imaginary character from a show on the GFFA’s equivalent of television. -An annoying, repetitive noise. -Carnivorous plant life. -Someone must say, "The Ewoks are out to get me." -A diary or journal is found by someone who didn't write it. -Someone’s toes are stomped on, slammed in a door, or otherwise mistreated. -Someone is locked outside of his/her home. -One character finds an article of clothing/object/piece of correspondence that another character cannot explain. -Something glisten-y that distracts a character from a telling-off. -Include at least one stanza of a song that a character claims to have written him/herself. -Mention must be made to a foreign exchange student. -Something (or someone!) must be tossed from a window. -Someone with bad eyesight must crash into something. -Someone must be awoken at an unearthly hour. -A noisy party—or get-together or something—must be taking place in the background. A wayward guest should wander into the wrong place briefly. -Mention must be made of a cannon character tripping in public. -The fic must end with pervasive laughter. Extra Credit: <<---This color is called "tomato". XDXD -The wayward guest is someone we recognize. The Ninth Ridiculously-Specific Challenge It’s that time of year again. The air’s getting colder; the nights are getting longer; and the shoppers are becoming steadily more frantic. I challenge you, amazing, wonderful, brilliant writers of the RSC Thread, to write me a vignette (a vignette, I say!) that takes place in the heart of winter, in the times that we are experiencing now. How are the holidays celebrated in the GFFA? …I don’t know. You tell me. XD STUMP THE PANNEL (Round Two) Your guidelines: -Must mention a mug of something yummy and warm…spilling onto someone. -Must involve someone venturing into a blizzard. -Must make mention of the cold stiffening someone’s hands. -Must have some sort of gift-giving mentioned. -Must mention a burning candle. Or two. Or three-hundred. I’m not picky. -Must mention the blending of many colors into one. -Must have at least one semi-serious scene. -Must mention a Scroogey character. -Somewhere, somehow, a variant of Dickenson’s A Christmas Carol should be told. -Somebody must lose his or her gloves. -A child’s hat must become encrusted in ice. -A fire should be lit. -A music box should tink in the background. -A small child should come in and act cute. Awww. -Mention must be made to a long-past mishap. Yuletide fireside stories and all. Rah. -Must mention someone’s hair becoming tangled. -Something in the oven must burn, unheeded. -A mechanical being (with at least one speaking line) must appear. -A character that cannot communicate efficiently with the others must appear. -Someone (or something) must steal a cooked bird. *Bonus points awarded for: -An element of OC romance. =^-^= And romantic banter, too. -Mistletoe. Under which someone is slapped. Or kicked. Or otherwise abused. -Hand-knitted socks that appear to have three toes. -A sleep cap. -A half-eaten cup of soup. -Snow. The Eighth Mushy, Mushy Ridiculously-Specific Challenge I owe you an explanation. A couple of weeks (months?) back, I promised Layren that I would write for her birthday a Qui-Gon h/c viggie. Well, as you well (should) know, what she got* was "Diplomacy", which, like all the others, has been severely neglected as I persued other things. And now, with NaNoWriMo going on (among many other things), I'm not in the mood or the condition to write much of anything. L: Let me propose a challenge, then. L: To your, oh--Ridiculously-Specific one? F: ...Oh my. L: are you game? I could hardly refuse her request, you know--I did, after all, give my word. And now, my dears, I'm afraid that you must suffer the consequences of my actions. ...Should you choose to accept, anyway. STUMP THE PANNEL (Round one) -Must be Qui-Gon mush. -Must involve--Oh, don't hit me--Obi-Wan. -Must end when the sky is dark. -Must be a "stationary" fic--takes place primarily in one setting. -Must begin with a character learning to do something new. -Must begin BEFORE the climax has happened. -Must have some element of angst. -Must include a very detailed description of an ordinary something. -Must have at least one "twist". -Must have... F: Sigh. F: Guidelines or not? I'm writing the challenge now. L: lol. Well, I just had a couple words I wanted included... L: adumbration, epiphany, alliteration, and silver. -Must mention an animal making racket. -Must involve the input of a terrified OC that cannot speak Basic fluently. Unfortunately, s/he has something plot-relevant to say. -Must have mention of a character's maths homework. -Must have a flashback scene. Bonus points if the flashback seems at first irrelevant but is not. -Must have a scene that takes place in the Temple. Bonus points if that scene takes place during a meal. Double bonus points if someone burns something. Triple bonus points if that person burns his/her hand in the attempt. General bonus: -Include candy somehow. -Have someone become stranded on the roof. I love you all. F: do you mind if I blame you? L: lol Not in the slightest. L: I will happily take all the blame. The Seventh (Surprisingly Gentle) Ridiculously-Specific Challenge Your theme, Grasshopper, is a mystery. Think Agatha-type stuff. And when you get a minute, look up a book called The Beekeeper’s Apprentice. It’s more than worth your time. -A character must receive a letter. As in, a flimsy in an envelope. With handwriting. -A squeaky door -A “creep factor” -A blazing fireplace -A misty night -Some allusion to the Sleepy Hollow tale -A pet sleeping upon a rug -A frightened padawan; bedtime stories -Strange noises at night. -A branch scratching on the window -Blood -A mysterious recluse -The moon disappearing behind thick cover of trees -Fleeing in the middle of the night -A dark, smooth body of water -A jack-o-lantern -A missing pair of shoes -A dangerous potted plant -An elderly, seemingly generous pair of hostesses -A friend who is non-Force-sensitive -Master Yoda’s unprovoked hypothesis -Obi-Wan’s cagey warning to uninterested ears -Someone being forced to swim in cold water -An inconclusive ending The Sixth Ridiculously-Specific Challenge Setting: begins or ends in a high tower. During the story, there is a birth. A character takes a test. During the story, a character gets a demotion. Other random devices: -A character gets a new hairstyle, but it is done for different reasons than people would expect. -A character drinks something they haven't had in a while. It disagrees with them. -During the story, there is a sudden change in temperature. -Must include a prologue or flashback. -Must have a ranged weapon expert. -Must have a figurine appear in the middle. -A character is antisocial for part of the story. -A character must attempt to mend someone’s clothing. -During the story, there must be an attack. -Someone’s method of transportation must break down. -Someone must be un-sober. (A.k.a tipsy. ) -…and make a drunken confession. -A character is involved in a vehicle-related accident. -A character fakes a skill. -A character is disoriented for a good bit of the story. -Someone must fall down the stairs. -Someone’s hat must be lost. -During the story, there must be a sudden change in the weather. -The genre must abruptly change towards the end of the fic. -A character must take a bath, though s/he isn’t happy about it. -A character must prepare for a birthday (lifeday?), but the action must go terribly wrong. -A character must eavesdrop, but it should be done for different reasons than people would expect. -Must include a wilting potted plant. -Someone must close their hand in a drawer. <<Created with some serious help from Seventh Sanctum's lovely Writing Challenge Generator.>> The Fifth Ridiculously-Specific Challenge This challenge is so insane, I don't even have an introductory paragraph for it. Oww. My head's spinning... Mandatory Characters: -Yoda -An OC that cannot speak the language that the others speak (and is trying to convey an important message). Mandatory Quotes: -“NEVER TRUST AN ELF!” -“If you knew that I didn’t know but I didn’t know that you knew that I didn’t know, does that mean that ____(Character) knew that I didn’t know that you knew that I didn’t know?” <You can vary this slightly, if needed.> -“I saw music and heard colors.” Mandatory Plot Devices: -A rejected piece of fruit -A hat with a purple plume -Allusion (reference to a current event, a literary work, a song, etc.) -A “mystical creature” (i.e. something like the Easter Bunny, Santa, etc.) -A napkin -A battered box -A bantha -A balloon -An overturned bit of furniture -Innocent errands that appear at first to be sinister -A misunderstanding Mandatory situations: -A character must refuse the Cheerios. -A character must spill something that stains. -A character must try to contact someone else. -A character must throw something from a window. -A character must catch someone doing something secretive and demand an explanation. -A character must get their arm stuck somewhere. -A character must take in a stray. -A character must try to convince a disbelieving audience that s/he has some sort of superpower. -A group of characters must take a field trip or vacation (or something). Mandatory Words/ Phrases: -Forthright -Lark -Fortitude -Nose to the grindstone -Abysmal -Nadir -Hot Cross Buns -Flannery -Pulpit -Larynx -Boulevard Misc. Guidelines: -You must write in an era other than your era of choice. Bonus Points: -Include yourself and some JC cohorts. The Fourth Ridiculously-Specific Challenge Alternate Universes are all in good fun and are nice to read when they’re done correctly. All right, folks: time to set those happy little minds of yours a’spinning. Take some event from the canon and reverse it. For example, rather than Obi-Wan murdering Maul on Naboo, Maul murders Obi-Wan, and Anakin is never trained… Etc., etc. Guidelines (Evil cackle): -Must begin with someone preparing a meal and pondering over a mistake. -Romance is not allowed in any form. -Must be written in first-person present tense. -Must include mention of a public office. (I.e., a hospital or a bureau.) -Flashbacks are magical. Let’s sprinkle some in for good measure. -The phrase “broken verses” must be used. -The token of an old injury must be reflected upon. -The main character must attempt to cure insomnia. <This should undoubtedly result in either a) humor or b) lots of angst.> -Someone must walk in the rain. -A usually-ignored object must be observed in detail. -Personification must be used at least once. -The temperature must be mentioned. -Something/someone must appear to be something it/they isn’t/aren’t. -There must be an argument or conflict. -This time the fire needs to be non-camp-related. -A storm must be approaching. -A character must attempt to repair something. -A character must attempt to learn a household chore. And is frustrated in their attempts. -A plate of food or a cup of drink must grow cold in someone’s absence. -A chrono must stop working. -Someone must break something. -Someone must lose something. -Someone must rip a sleeve. -Must end with someone shivering. Y'know, I think this one is actually shorter than the others... Oh well. Good luck, guys! The People that Do the Slayer's Bidding: -Commander-DWH -oqidaun -PadwanKayla -Layren Ridiculously-Specific Challenge Numbah Three OCs are underappreciated. They’re scoffed at, ignored, and given the back seats on the bus. Too long has this discrimination taken place…so is it any wonder why I adore them? If you love someone, you have to let them go…So let go of that OC. C’mon. You can do it. I challenge you, good writers of the JC, to spin me a yarn that is exclusively cannon-charactered. Yes. That’s right. THERE’S MORE. -Must involve a character falling off of a bridge. A big one. -Someone must tie something to a tree. -A character must use an alien explicative. (As in, it won’t need to be censored, ‘cause it’s not in English. ) -There must be mention of someone’s appearance. -Banter. Can I say it again? Banterbanterbanterbanterbanter! -Fire. What would a fic be without fire? And while we’re at it…make it a campfire. Yeah. A campfire. -Two words: CAMPFIRE SONGS!!!! (Nah, I’m playing…They can be stories, too. ) -Some philosophical or insightful conversation must take place. Somehow. -Someone must mention the sky. -Someone’s plans must backfire. -Mush, my lovies. I’d like some mush while you’re at it. Don’t you go drama on me. Light sorrow is okay, as are normal amounts of dread or sadness…but none of that head-squashing angst that you gave me in the last challenge. -Guunga fruit is becoming a common occurrence. Mention it. -Must involve (or at least mention) a body of water. -Some local wildlife must wreak havoc on the characters. Humor me. -At the end of the fic, it must begin to rain. -Someone’s got to bleed. -A strange plant must release its pores. -We must glimpse something (or someone) from afar. Silhouetted. -At least part of the story must take place at night. Additional Notes: -The JA/EU novels count as cannon, as do the comics, cartoons, etc. (As long as it’s not a fanfiction!) -An OC CAN walk in…they just can’t have a name or a speaking part. Yes, it's ANOTHER one. Apparently, my muse has gone challenge-happy; he won't help me update, but he's throwing all these ideas at me... and since the participants always do such a good job... Happy Campers: -Kudzu -oqidaun -Commander-DWH -Layren Ridiculously-Specific Challenge Numbah Two Give me some angst. Yes, that’s right: angst. And I don’t mean that trivial “oh, boo-hoo, that cute girl in science class doesn’t know I’m alive” sort of angst that teens are prone to. I want a colossal, tear-jerker tissue-soaker tragedy of a fic. Make my cynical writer’s heart ache! The Second Sadistic List (hearts, oqi!) -Must involve a bassinette. -Must be at least 400 words. (That's not hard, is it?) -Must include (in the first paragraph) an onomatopoeia (a.k.a. sound word, such as beep). -Must involve an abandoned cloak. -Must include the words astray, myriad, disdainful, frailty, unwavering, motif, misstep, stifling, frigid, dejection, misplaced, moniker, satchel, kiss, teachings, methodical, loyalty, travesty, unreasonable, melody and rime. (Note: these are base words. Feel free to use other forms. I.e. motifs, unreasonably, etc.) -Must be narrated, at least partially, in first person. -Must involve a character receiving a correspondence. -One of the character’s rationalizations must draw basis from a painful memory -Must include some form of a flashback. -Must include the phrase "Here we go again". -Must use the phrase ripping at the seams. -Must include a “blast from the past”. (Not the phrase, but something that fits the description.) -Must have a scene that takes place at night. -Somebody’s Padawan must be mentioned…as well as a Padawan braid. -Something woven must appear in the story. (A handmade blanket, shirt, etc.) -Must include a character getting lost. -Must involve at least one OC (even if they only play a minor role). Extra Fluff-Slayer-Loves-You Point-Scorers -Include Garen, Bant, or Xanatos (or all three!) -Include mention of swimming. -Include mention of a near-death experience. -Mention a story. Any story. Or even a poem, if you want. I'm not picky at all! -Make YOURSELF appear in the story--in passing. (No. Don't turn this into a Mary Sue fic, centered solely around your visitation to the--NO! Don't! If you do, I'll come home, set myself on fire, and jump out a window. Be subtle here, folks. Clever.) Teh wALl oF GReaTneSs -oqidaun -Commander-DWH -JediCallista_1_6_e54 -Anakins_Force The Ridiculously-Specific “Don’t Blame Me—Blame the OC!” Challenge Tell me a story about a mission that’s gone horribly, horribly wrong…all because of some really weird fluke. The outcome is unavoidable, really, but the main character still gets blamed. There must be at least one instance of obvious conflict, and the character in question must try to argue his/her innocence (despite the fact that it seems unlikely s/he will be believed). There must also be a flashback in which we see the memory from two different points of view. Guidelines: -Can be any length, preferably between 200 and 1000 words. -May be written in any genre and any Era. -Must include the words sporadic, insubordinate, guunga fruit(s), higgledy-piggledy, neon toupee(s), bombshell(s), waitress(es), chance(s), door stop(s), cadence(s), inevitability, and sentient life form(s). -Must take place, at some point in time, on Coruscant. -Must involve inter-planetary travel aboard a non-passenger freight vessel. -Must involve, at some point in time, a character questioning authority. -Must involve a serious miscalculation. -At least one character must use a cliché quote at least once. Example: “Look before you leap” “The early bird catches the worm”. A minor character must use the quote “Pretty is as pretty does”. -The character responsible for the trouble must use the words, “Don’t blame me!” in their defense, and must attempt to hold an OC responsible. (Note: The OC needs only to be mentioned; they do not have to appear in the actual story!) -Someone must be read a bedtime story that relates (strangely) to the story that they are in. -An illness must be contracted. -The state of someone’s shoes must be mentioned three times. -Someone must lose a sleeve. -A character that does not belong (i.e. someone from another series, a character that hasn’t been born yet, etc.) must be cleverly mentioned by an offhand minor character. -A small child must rebuke the main character for his/her mistake. -Must end with the characters watching a ship departing. -----signature----- "Sometimes glass glitters more than diamonds because it has more to prove." --Terry Pratchett
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Commander-DWH Title: Shiny Fan Fiction Manager Registered: Nov '03	Date Posted: 8/24/05 2:34pm Subject: RE: The Ridiculously-Specific (But nonetheless Terrific!) Gather-'Round-the-Campfire Challenge (v3.0
	Another one! I shall have to do this. There is no other way. But... no OCs? You pain me, greatly. I'll do it anyway. -----signature----- Complements (KOTOR)- http://boards.theforce.net/before_the_saga/b10475/21177927/ Luminosity- http://boards.theforce.net/before_the_saga/b10475/27900517/ Barefoot hippie in the OC revolution Master of the lovely and talented SoA
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oqidaun Title: Manager Emeritus Registered: Jul '05	Date Posted: 8/24/05 3:24pm Subject: RE: The Ridiculously-Specific (But nonetheless Terrific!) Gather-'Round-the-Campfire Challenge (v3.0
	NO OCs????? Are you trying to derail my mission? Arghhh!!!!!! Brace yourself this is going to be ugly. v.ugly. -----signature----- . . . . I'm so bad, I banned myself.
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Fluff-Slayer Registered: Jun '05	Date Posted: 8/24/05 4:55pm Subject: RE: The Ridiculously-Specific (But nonetheless Terrific!) Gather-'Round-the-Campfire Challenge (v3.0
	Challenge- n. A test of one's abilities or resources in a demanding but stimulating undertaking; a trial. To summon to action, effort, or use; stimulate: a problem that challenges the imagination. (Thank you, dictionary.com!) -----signature----- "Sometimes glass glitters more than diamonds because it has more to prove." --Terry Pratchett
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oqidaun Title: Manager Emeritus Registered: Jul '05	Date Posted: 8/24/05 9:19pm Subject: RE: The Ridiculously-Specific (But nonetheless Terrific!) Gather-'Round-the-Campfire Challenge (v3.0
	Fluff-Slayer posted: Challenge- n. A test of one's abilities or resources in a demanding but stimulating undertaking; a trial. To summon to action, effort, or use; stimulate: a problem that challenges the imagination. (Thank you, dictionary.com!) Are you threatening me? -----signature----- . . . . I'm so bad, I banned myself.
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Kudzu Registered: Jun '05	Date Posted: 8/25/05 1:05am Subject: RE: The Ridiculously-Specific (But nonetheless Terrific!) Gather-'Round-the-Campfire Challenge (v3.0
	It is done! http://boards.theforce.net/message.asp?topic=21292216 -----signature----- Super Golden Ewok™ Recipient It should be the right of every American to go out and get wasted the day they're told that they're being sent to war. Ron Paul for U.S. President 2008
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oqidaun Title: Manager Emeritus Registered: Jul '05	Date Posted: 8/25/05 1:30am Subject: RE: The Ridiculously-Specific (But nonetheless Terrific!) Gather-'Round-the-Campfire Challenge (v3.0
	Whoa, I'm second. Ghost Stories of the Endor Moon Heh! -----signature----- . . . . I'm so bad, I banned myself.
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Fluff-Slayer Registered: Jun '05	Date Posted: 8/25/05 6:49pm Subject: RE: The Ridiculously-Specific (But nonetheless Terrific!) Gather-'Round-the-Campfire Challenge (v3.0
	Oooh! Kudzu! A new (yet familiar) face! Encourages the stragglers along Read our first two responses for inspiration; they both turned out spectacularly. (Yes, oqi. I am threatening you.) -----signature----- "Sometimes glass glitters more than diamonds because it has more to prove." --Terry Pratchett
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Commander-DWH Title: Shiny Fan Fiction Manager Registered: Nov '03	Date Posted: 8/25/05 6:51pm Subject: RE: The Ridiculously-Specific (But nonetheless Terrific!) Gather-'Round-the-Campfire Challenge (v3.0 - Date Edited: 8/25/05 10:00pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Commander-DWH
	I'm working on it... but I've been neglecting my sewing all summer, so I donated some of my writing time to the sewing machine. And now I have a bit more of my costume done, and a partial story. I'm getting there! I promise you'll love it, else you can toss me into a pit of Jar Jar fans. [EDIT: I made it! whew Laughter from the Sky] -----signature----- Complements (KOTOR)- http://boards.theforce.net/before_the_saga/b10475/21177927/ Luminosity- http://boards.theforce.net/before_the_saga/b10475/27900517/ Barefoot hippie in the OC revolution Master of the lovely and talented SoA
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oqidaun Title: Manager Emeritus Registered: Jul '05	Date Posted: 8/25/05 11:34pm Subject: RE: The Ridiculously-Specific (But nonetheless Terrific!) Gather-'Round-the-Campfire Challenge (v3.0
	Fluff-Slayer posted: (Yes, oqi. I am threatening you.) Oh, ok. I was just checking. -----signature----- . . . . I'm so bad, I banned myself.
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Commander-DWH Title: Shiny Fan Fiction Manager Registered: Nov '03	Date Posted: 8/26/05 3:37pm Subject: RE: The Ridiculously-Specific (But nonetheless Terrific!) Gather-'Round-the-Campfire Challenge (v3.0
	thwap Come on, people... these challenges are fun, I tell you! Surely more people are up to it. What, you don't believe me? Try it. Go on, open up Word (or your word processor of choice) and start tapping. Until then, I'm gonna sit here singing camp songs at you. pulls out her baby guitar and starts singing Oh you can't get to heaven In a tissue box Oh you can't get to heaven In a tissue booooox Oh you can't get to heaven In a tissue box Cause God doesn't want no little snots! All my sins are washed away, I've been redeemed! -----signature----- Complements (KOTOR)- http://boards.theforce.net/before_the_saga/b10475/21177927/ Luminosity- http://boards.theforce.net/before_the_saga/b10475/27900517/ Barefoot hippie in the OC revolution Master of the lovely and talented SoA
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oqidaun Title: Manager Emeritus Registered: Jul '05	Date Posted: 8/26/05 4:13pm Subject: RE: The Ridiculously-Specific (But nonetheless Terrific!) Gather-'Round-the-Campfire Challenge (v3.0
	Excellent responses Kudzu and Commander_DWH!!!! Anyone else???? Chickens!!! -----signature----- . . . . I'm so bad, I banned myself.
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Commander-DWH Title: Shiny Fan Fiction Manager Registered: Nov '03	Date Posted: 8/26/05 4:51pm Subject: RE: The Ridiculously-Specific (But nonetheless Terrific!) Gather-'Round-the-Campfire Challenge (v3.0
	?? sings to the tune of Ghost Riders in the Sky A chicken farmer went out on one dark and dusty day And by the coop he rested as he went along his way When all at once a rotten egg hit him in the eye It was the sight he dreaded: Ghost Chickens in the Sky™ This farmer had these chickens since he was twenty-four Working for the Colonel(™) for thirty years or more Raising all those chickens up to send them off to fry And now they want revenge: Ghost Chickens in the Sky™ Their beaks were black and shiny, their eyes were blazing red They had no meat or feathers – oh! These chickens all were dead! They raised that farmer up and he died by the claw They cooked him extra crispy, and served him with cole slaw So let this song remind you if you want eternal peace: Don’t raise up harmless poultry for to cook ‘em up in grease Remember: don’t raise animals that you will some day kill For a chicken may come haunt you, but Tofu™ never will. -----signature----- Complements (KOTOR)- http://boards.theforce.net/before_the_saga/b10475/21177927/ Luminosity- http://boards.theforce.net/before_the_saga/b10475/27900517/ Barefoot hippie in the OC revolution Master of the lovely and talented SoA
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oqidaun Title: Manager Emeritus Registered: Jul '05	Date Posted: 8/26/05 4:57pm Subject: RE: The Ridiculously-Specific (But nonetheless Terrific!) Gather-'Round-the-Campfire Challenge (v3.0
	For a chicken may come haunt you, but Tofu™ never will. I respect that as a vegetarian. It's horribly OT, but this is also good: Cows with Guns -----signature----- . . . . I'm so bad, I banned myself.
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Commander-DWH Title: Shiny Fan Fiction Manager Registered: Nov '03	Date Posted: 8/26/05 6:37pm Subject: RE: The Ridiculously-Specific (But nonetheless Terrific!) Gather-'Round-the-Campfire Challenge (v3.0
	Ah, a vegetarian! I love vegetarians. I'm not one myself, but many of my friends are, and I have learned to appreciate much of their cuisine. Heck, it's a lot healthier than the slop the dining halls serve up. And now, for my next number... sings to the tune of Pomp and Circumstance My reindeer flys sideways - she's better than yours My reindeer can cha cha - she can open up doors.... My reindeer is purple - yours is a pea green My reindeer's a girl scout - she can dig a latrine... -----signature----- Complements (KOTOR)- http://boards.theforce.net/before_the_saga/b10475/21177927/ Luminosity- http://boards.theforce.net/before_the_saga/b10475/27900517/ Barefoot hippie in the OC revolution Master of the lovely and talented SoA
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Iryla Registered: Jun '05	Date Posted: 8/27/05 8:20am Subject: RE: The Ridiculously-Specific (But nonetheless Terrific!) Gather-'Round-the-Campfire Challenge (v3.0
	pouts No OCs? That wasn't very nice of you. I'm still working on the other challenge. My inspiration left me half-way through it. -----signature----- Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side and holds the universe together.
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