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AnakinsFavorite
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Hmm... it could be quite obvious (A/P like mentioned) or is Anakin fretting about something small? 
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hyperspace_police
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For this one it shall be Topic 2:
It shall be between Obi-Wan and Siri:
"Yes, I think he would like that one."
"I don't know... How would that color look on him?"
"I think it would look nice."
"I guess so...but, are you sure. I mean... I know I don't know that much about matching color...All I ever wear is brown..."
"Well, I'm a girl and we have instincts about these sorts of things."
"Yea...but you're also a Jedi and all you ever wear is brown..."
"You've got a lot to learn Obi-Wan. I say we get that one."
"I'm still not sure about the color."
"Well, I am."
"Well, I am not."
"So, who asked you anyway. Just because the other Padawan's voted you and me to be the ones to go and pick something up doesn't mean they trusted you to do anything but keep up with the money."
"Oh, so thats what you think...huh? That I'm useless. I'll have you know I have quite the fashion sense. Look...What do you think of this? I'm going to go try it on."
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"Oh, you've got fashion sense all right. Just not enough sense to realzie that you should have never put that on."
"I don't think it's that bad. I kind of like it."
"Well, it's a free galaxy...you're entitled to your opinion."
"Thats right and I say we get him this one."
"Well, I say you're wrong. And I say we get that one instead."
"Oh, I don't think so."
"Yes, I think you think so."
"Well, I'm holding all the credits...So, you are at my decision making mercy."
"That is just fine. But, if he doesn't like it...You'll be the one to blame and I'll make sure that everyone knows it."
"Well... If we get that one and he doesn't like it...I'll do the same thing to you."
"Fine."
"Fine."
"I'm not worried because I know my tastes are right."
"I'm not so sure."
"Well, Red compliments green and I'm going to leave it at that."
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Alexis_Wingstar
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Hmm... it sounds like they're buying some sort of article of clothing for someone... Yoda?
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between Obi-Wan and Anakin talking about Padme and Obi about Siri?
between Obi-Wan and Siri about a red dress for Siri?
And more talk
This time between Yoda and Reeft
“Find it I did”
“I got lost”
“Listen not you did to teacher”
“But he is not a Jedi master Yoda”
“Teacher he is”
“Yes”
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“Ah another exercise”
“Lost not this time Reeft”
“I will try”
“Do or don’t”
“Yes master, there is no try”
“Hey I found one”
“Find one I did”
“Keep talking master Yoda”
“Purpose of the exercise this is not”
“Please master Yoda”
“Find them yourself you have to”
“Yes”
“Hey”
“Yes”
“That’s my gimerstick”
“Oops, I thought I found another one”
“Another”
“Yippee I found two of them”
“End of exercise young Reeft”
“Master Yoda, you found a lot of them”
“Search good the teacher said”
“But I did”
“Search in every corner I did”
“Hey Obi-Wan has found the most of them”
“Listen good to teacher he did”
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Alexis_Wingstar
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trying to find sticks?
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hyperspace_police
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Topic 2 again:
Obi-Wan and Anakin
"No."
"Yes, you must Padawan."
"You've got to be kidding me."
"I assure you, I am in no way kidding...though I wish I were...This isn't easy for me either..."
"But, I swear I'm never going to need this training..."
"I understand, but all the Padawan's must go thorough this training..."
"I don't need it. I'm never going to need it."
"Now, Anakin...I said the same thing, but you never know...I wound up needing that training on more than one occasion."
"You, Master?"
"Yes, me... What? You think I don't know how to live a little?"
"But, you're like the Keeper of the Code..."
"Just because I take my commitment to the code seriously doesn't mean I do not know how to live a little."
"I...I...I just can't believe that."
"What? We've all used this training before...when the moment moves us..."
"I...I can't believe what I'm hearing."
"Seriously Anakin, you must think I'm some sort of old stuffy Master who doesn't even know how to..."
"It's OK. I believe you. I just don't want to hear anymore."
"Well, I know that Qui-Gon used his training in this a lot."
"From what I've heard about Master Qui-Gon...that doesn't surprise me one bit."
"And Master Windu, Master Dooku... Now that I think about it...I think I even saw Master Yoda use this training once."
"Why would you ever admit to seeing that?"
"Oh, I don't know. It wasn't that bad really. I mean, he wasn't the best at it I've ever seen...what, with him being so short and all...but, once
he got going he seemed to catch on rather quickly."
"I think I'm going to be sick."
"Anakin, you've got to learn more respect for your Master's."
"I respect them. I'm just not going to watch them...watch that...I don't see how you can watch that either."
"Oh, you will watch. I'll see to that. You're even going to have to learn to use this training with them. You have got to learn your place
my young Padawan learner."
"I'd rather gouge out my eyes with a spoon."
"Now, Anakin that kind of talk will simply not do. You will complete this training and you will demonstrate what you have learned for the entire
class! And for the entire council so I suggest that you learn it well."
"Oh, I think I"m going to be sick."
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dianethx
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These have been pretty funny.
Hyperspace police - I was laughing so hard at that one. Especially the spoon comment. 
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I hope that one's not talking about what I think it's talking about! I might have to gouge my own eyes out with a spoon
Then again, maybe I'm thinking it's something different but it's actually something very nice... just the conversation makes me think its alluding to something... 
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I think that was the point.
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Is it too late to join in all the fun?
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I think that last one was about dancing lessons... I hope.
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Yeah, I hope that was about dancing lessons too
Hey, if you want to join, go ahead. I'm afraid that you won't have a partner unless you can scrounge one up.
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Barely gets this one in? (Or was this by board time?)
Anyway, I'm going to do it anyway.
Topic 2: Yoda and Mace
"Dangerous, this training is."
"It's not that bad...I mean, it's fun to watch the Padawan's squirm."
"The squirm, good it is. But, if so easy you think it is...teach it you will."
"Now, I didn't say that..."
"Too late it is, to change your mind."
"But..."
"With my gimmer stick whack you do not make me."
"It's not your stick I'm concerned with."
"Brave you must be if you are to face those younglings...Know your weakness they do."
"Master Yoda...I am sure you are much better suited to teach this class."
"Fit you well, cowardice does not."
"I'm not afraid... I just think that you would be...."
"My mind, made up it is. You are more on their level with this sort of thing. Mind your lessons Master Windu. Serve you well they will."
"Ah...Obi-Wan is in there with Anakin. I can't possibly teach this in front of Obi-Wan. Why don't you make him teach this?"
"A different path, his destiny lies down. Besides more experienced you are. Not as clumsy as Obi-Wan."
"Well, you've got a point there... I am much more experienced. You're right about that. I didn't know Obi-Wan had ever even used his training. He seems so
dedicated to the code...."
"Full of surprises is Obi-Wan. I assure he uses his training often."
"Huh... I'm surprised you can talk so casually about all this. Normally you're upset when one of us needs to use our training."
"Maybe more use this training needs. Better our image it could. If used properly..."
"I knew the council was getting more liberal but I had no idea it was going in that direction."
"Change, do you good it can. We must be open to new ideas and techniques as we move forward in our relations with other planets."
"Master, If you had told me this five years ago, I would have never believed you. Is this how you forsee the Jedi as sifting through the shadows
caused from the darkside? By encouraging this kind of behavior?"
"Perhaps new ways of thinking, we need."
"I guess. Well, I guess I've got to go in there and do my thing."
"Cautious you must be. Do not go to fast for them at first. Time to catch on, they will need."
"Whatever you say, you're the Master. But, I have to say that I have a bad feeling about this."
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Oh, I didn't mean for this challenge. Just for the "course" overall.
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LOL again, hyperspace police. I, too, hope it's dancing lessons!
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