Author Topic: [AFD 2008] What is up with all the VERBS everywhere?
Jedi Trace  9502 posts
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Date Posted: 3/30/08 5:49pm Subject: [AFD 2008] What is up with all the VERBS everywhere? - Date Edited: 4/14/08 1:56pm (4 edits total) Edited By: The_Face
Seriously.

I realize that VERBS are a necessary part of life, but do they have to be in every single sentence?

We all have our likes and dislikes and to each his own, right? It’s a big fandom with room for everyone, and I’m not disrespecting the VERB Lovers, but I think I might like to see something else in the way of action words sometimes.

Does anyone else feel this way?




 

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The_Face  5502 posts
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Date Posted: 3/30/08 7:04pm Subject: RE: [AFD] What is up with all the VERBS everywhere?
Thank you, Trace! I was starting to think I was the only VERB basher on this site! I mean, I'm glad those who enjoy reading fics filled with VERBS can have their fun, but it seems like I can't even find a story that doesn't have them in nearly every update, dancing and jumping and saying and generally distracting the heck out of me!

Those of us who prefer to write our own parts of speech, meanwhile, sink to the bottom of the page, buried in a crowd of VERB fics and VERB/NOUN 'shippers.

 

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Date Posted: 3/30/08 7:45pm Subject: RE: [AFD] What is up with all the VERBS everywhere?
The_Face posted:
Those of us who prefer to write our own parts of speech, meanwhile, sink to the bottom of the page, buried in a crowd of VERB fics and VERB/NOUN 'shippers.

Exactly! As a self-professed Vowel/Consonant ‘shipper, I’ve never quite gotten the whole appeal of the VERB/NOUN pairing. I kinda liked Ve/N in the Bantam era, but Del Rey just destroyed them. I can only handle Ve/N in AU fics now and, even then, in small doses.



 

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ophelia  12063 posts
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Date Posted: 3/30/08 10:25pm Subject: RE: [AFD] What is up with all the VERBS everywhere?
Well, I don't want to offend anybody who'd rather not read VERB/NOUN fics, but honestly, they're as common as they are because they're canon.

I mean, even if you discount "Attack", "Revenge," and "Return," as parts of noun phrases in Eps. II, III, and VI, there's still "The Empire Strikes Back." I mean, that's unquestionably VERB/NOUN. Also, Verbs are at least strongly implied in the three films I mentioned before. The only films that are missing Verbs entirely are "A New Hope" (which didn't even have its sub-title until 1978), and "The Phantom Menace."

Again, I don't want to rain on anybody's parade, since we're all here to get what we want out of fanfic. But since NOUN/VERB is definitely a part of Star Wars, there will always be a lot of activity based around that 'ship.

 

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obaona  4725 posts
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Date Posted: 4/1/08 3:56am Subject: RE: What is up with all the VERBS everywhere?
*dies* laugh

 

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BigE  1317 posts
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Date Posted: 4/1/08 5:18am Subject: RE: What is up with all the VERBS everywhere?
Verbs - that's what's happenin'.

 

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Bri_Windstar  2343 posts
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Date Posted: 4/1/08 7:16am Subject: RE: What is up with all the VERBS everywhere? - Date Edited: 4/1/08 7:19am (1 edits total) Edited By: Bri_Windstar
I is a verb idea

Don't be hatin' talk_hand

Plus, that Cade Skywalker dude gets so much action (in every SENSE of the word shock ) that I think he earns the status of being a Verb. That makes verbs pretty cool in my book. cool

 

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Date Posted: 4/1/08 7:27am Subject: RE: What is up with all the VERBS everywhere?
I kinda like verbs actually...

 

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divapilot  2356 posts
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Date Posted: 4/1/08 7:42am Subject: RE: What is up with all the VERBS everywhere?
I like to verb my nouns at every opportunity, as in:

"Hey! Don't Del-ray that character!"

 

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Date Posted: 4/1/08 7:52am Subject: RE: What is up with all the VERBS everywhere?
obaona posted:
*dies* laugh


*dies as well*

This discussion has seriously made my day!

I mean, of all the things I complain about in any fic that I write is the abundance of verbs. There are just way too many for one person to handle! How do you keep track of them all? How do you manage them?

*runs off in a fit of hysterical laughter*

 

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DarthIshtar  47107 posts
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Date Posted: 4/1/08 9:33am Subject: RE: What is up with all the VERBS everywhere?
The verbs are no problem. Now, PRONOUNS! The real menace.

 

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jedi_of_ennth  2017 posts
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Date Posted: 4/1/08 10:05am Subject: RE: What is up with all the VERBS everywhere?
Jedi Trace posted:
The_Face posted:
Those of us who prefer to write our own parts of speech, meanwhile, sink to the bottom of the page, buried in a crowd of VERB fics and VERB/NOUN 'shippers.

Exactly! As a self-professed Vowel/Consonant ‘shipper, I’ve never quite gotten the whole appeal of the VERB/NOUN pairing. I kinda liked Ve/N in the Bantam era, but Del Rey just destroyed them. I can only handle Ve/N in AU fics now and, even then, in small doses.

Hallelujah! I thought I was the only Vowel/Consonant 'shipper left. (They just go so well together; just try coming up with a name that doesn't include both!) I used to like Ve/N well enough, but so many Ve/N 'shippers insist on villifying Consonant in their fics. sad Said villification just makes me hostile.

 

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JediNemesis  4686 posts
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Date Posted: 4/1/08 10:21am Subject: RE: What is up with all the VERBS everywhere?
Another Vowel/Consonant shipper here. There's still a few of us lurking, old-fashioned though we may be.

I have no objection to Ve/N - it's one of the less far-fetched canon pairings imo (Preposition/Article is the one that gets me. Return of the Jedi was bad enough, but Attack of the Clones nearly made me ill - Revenge of the Sith is barely better) but I wish that people wouldn't see V/C hatred as a necessary corollary of 'shipping Ve/N. plain

so many Ve/N 'shippers insist on villifying Consonant in their fics

Non-Con makes me sad. sad I don't get why people feel the need to write it, really.

 

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Date Posted: 4/1/08 11:08am Subject: RE: What is up with all the VERBS everywhere?
The next thing you know these VERB lovers will be wanting their own thread and...and challenges! SHEESH!

 

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divapilot  2356 posts
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Date Posted: 4/1/08 12:18pm Subject: RE: What is up with all the VERBS everywhere?
The next thing you know these VERB lovers will be wanting their own thread and...and challenges! SHEESH!

Challenges!?!?! What a great idea!

How about this: Here's one that will appeal to the noun/verb 'shippers. Write an entire vig using at least ten gerunds. I'll start:

Anakin's whining was finally getting to Obi-Wan.

 

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Date Posted: 4/1/08 12:29pm Subject: RE: What is up with all the VERBS everywhere?
divapilot posted:
The next thing you know these VERB lovers will be wanting their own thread and...and challenges! SHEESH!

Challenges!?!?! What a great idea!

How about this: Here's one that will appeal to the noun/verb 'shippers. Write an entire vig using at least ten gerunds. I'll start:

Anakin's whining was finally getting to Obi-Wan.


laugh Oh wow! There's something to get the creative maple syrup flowing. But, um... what's a gerund?

 

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