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2008 Saga Fanfic Awards Ceremony
DarthIshtar
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Mar '01
Date Posted:
7/19/08 12:23pm
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RE: 2008 Saga Fanfic Awards Ceremony
Congrats, Valairy!
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"I feel like a more down-to-earth Pink 5 when I'm writing Leah. Same attitude, less lip gloss." ~Me on how to get in the right mindset for Twilight fanfic.
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Myriad_Daydreams
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Jun '07
Date Posted:
7/19/08 12:23pm
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RE: 2008 Saga Fanfic Awards Ceremony
Nice opening
Congrats furry, and good luck to all the nominees!
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jmsbndgrl
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Dec '04
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RE: 2008 Saga Fanfic Awards Ceremony
Congratulations, Valairy_Scot!
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"Even accountants have imagination." - Vesper Lynd - Casino Royale
Angel #3 - An Obi-Wan fan lost in a world of Anakin fangirls!
Blondes may have more fun, but Edward prefers brunettes!
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Jade_Pilot
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RE: 2008 Saga Fanfic Awards Ceremony
Congratulations Valairy_Scot!
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BOO!
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Alexis_Wingstar
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Date Posted:
7/19/08 12:24pm
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RE: 2008 Saga Fanfic Awards Ceremony
Great story, Valairy.
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SagaFanficAwards
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Fanfiction Awards Sock: The Saga
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Jun '06
Date Posted:
7/19/08 12:25pm
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RE: 2008 Saga Fanfic Awards Ceremony
And now, a word from our sponsors.
I’m Sp’arkliegh Suunshynebabe from GalaxiGirl magazine. Today, we have a special treat—an actual holovid recording of everyone’s favorite Jedi, seventeen year old Anakin Skywalker, and his master, Obi-Wan Kenobi.
Now, these were *hidden* cameras, so the Jedi have no idea they were being watched! We hid it on their ship, in the mess hall, so we get to watch them eat! *SQUEEEE!*
Ahem. Anyhoo, why don’t we just roll the clip?...
“You know what, master?” Anakin asked, as he watched his master devour a bowl of tapioca pudding.
“What?” Obi-Wan managed between spoonfuls.
“Do you know why I don’t like tapioca?”
“Why?”
“’Cause it looks like Taun-Taun guts—and really master, how can we know what the ship’s cafeteria fixes anyway?”
Later…
Anakin watched, amused as his master tried to eat his dinner with a pair of long, slim sticks. Yes, it was custom of the planet, but still…
“Blast!” Obi-Wan finally cried, slapping the sticks down on the table with a loud crack. One broke in half. “I’m sick of trying this!”
Anakin crossed his eyes. “Do or do not, there is no try!” He said in a Yoda impression.
“If they were just a bit thicker…”
“Size matters not!”
“Cut it out Anakin!” Obi-Wan said as his apprentice laughed. “Why is it that I can never get these crazy chopsticks to work! I mean really!” He exclaimed, waving around his half a chopstick. “It’s just… inhuman to have to eat with these!”
Anakin rolled his eyes, stuffing his own chopsticks, loaded with food, into his mouth. “Firstly,” he said, as a grain of rice rolled down his chin. “The inhabitants of this planet aren’t humans. And secondly...” Anakin tried to keep a straight face. “Just... use the fork.”
Obi-Wan stared at him.
“May the fork be with you.” Anakin tried again, this time laughing and Force-nudging a fork closer to his master.
Obi-Wan cocked an eyebrow.
“There is no death, there is the fork.”
Silence.
“Oh for crying out loud!” Anakin exclaimed incredulously. “Just pick it up and eat!”
Obi-Wan did so, and after a moment started chuckling. “Oh… I get it now!”
Anakin groaned.
***
This is Sp’arkliegh Suunshynebabe once again reporting on two Jedi from GalaxiGirl holozine! Join us on our short program next week when we Tavide Vroo’kk and Tavide Arksch’yetto on their recent rises to fame through the reality holoprogram--Galaxy Idol! Toodles!
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DarthIshtar
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DarthIshtar
LOL, classic "sneak peek."
Oh, and love the Idol reference.
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DaenaBenjen42
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7/19/08 12:26pm
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RE: 2008 Saga Fanfic Awards Ceremony
congrats to Valairy!
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dianethx
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RE: 2008 Saga Fanfic Awards Ceremony
Very funny. ROTFL. I could so picture this!
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Jade_Pilot
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7/19/08 12:27pm
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RE: 2008 Saga Fanfic Awards Ceremony
“Just... use the fork.”
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BOO!
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Alexis_Wingstar
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3rd time NaNoWriMo Participant
3rd time's the charm, right?
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JediXManSerenaKenobi
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The "Fork" jokes were hilarious!! They just kept going... lol!
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jmsbndgrl
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RE: 2008 Saga Fanfic Awards Ceremony
classic!
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"Even accountants have imagination." - Vesper Lynd - Casino Royale
Angel #3 - An Obi-Wan fan lost in a world of Anakin fangirls!
Blondes may have more fun, but Edward prefers brunettes!
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SagaFanficAwards
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Fanfiction Awards Sock: The Saga
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7/19/08 12:28pm
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RE: 2008 Saga Fanfic Awards Ceremony
Backstage, the Saga volunteers are being accosted by Anakin Skywalker and Kit Fisto. Anakin is tossing a flaming baton in the air, laughing as he does so while the Saga volunteers cower back in fear.
“Can’t let you through,” says Anakin flippantly. “Baldy’s orders.”
“But,” Nienna_Narmolanya says desperately. “But the next award is for Best Action! Shouldn’t you be up there? What ever has he done? You’re tossing
flaming batons
for Force’s sake.”
Anakin stops for a second. “You do have a point. A very good one. Yes, I think it’s my right to present this Award.” He glances at Kit. “Hey, I know you’re chummy with my Master, so I think you watch these kids while I go present the Award that I should be presenting.”
Kit smiles at him. Anakin takes a step back. Kit smiles wider.
“O… kay. Yes. See you?”
Kit keeps smiling as Anakin proceeds onto stage.
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Jade_Pilot
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"May the fork be with you!"
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