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While You Were Gone (Han/Leia AU) Updated 7/10/05
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StonedRose
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Jan '01
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Date Posted:
12/2/04 8:48pm
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RE: While You Were Gone (Han/Leia AU) Updated 5/22!
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Wha-?
Y-you would have me hand over this story to someone else? My fic? My *baby*?
*chin begins to tremble*
Okay, sure, I know I haven't been the most responsible author. I've ignored and neglected my fic baby, and left it in a dumpster more times than I can count, b-but I'll do better. I-I can update! I KNOW I can. I mean, I've done it quite a few times before, right? How hard can it be?
I just wish this current post hadn't been sitting half-baked in my hard drive for the past year and half. Maybe that's part of the problem. Maybe I should dump it and start again.
I dunno....fic baby pushes me into this paralysis of indecision. And then I shut down, get drunk, and leave poor fic baby to fend for itself.
Er...I mean...um, no I don't.
So, uh, please don't give up on me. Yet.
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"I got no car and it's breaking my heart, but I've found a driver and that's a start."--the Beatles Check out my Han/Leia fic: http://boards.theforce.net/message.asp?topic=1773937 Last Updated: 7/10/05
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rxchiquita
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Apr '03
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Date Posted:
12/3/04 10:21am
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RE: While You Were Gone (Han/Leia AU) Updated 5/22!
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LOL!!
I have no way to comment on your plea, StonedRose without offending all the addicts/substance abusers out there in the JC.
...I'm just glad to know you've actually been checking in on your poor, neglected (ready to be taken in by Child Protective Services any day now) baby - it gives me hope! 
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StonedRose
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Jan '01
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Date Posted:
12/3/04 7:06pm
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RE: While You Were Gone (Han/Leia AU) Updated 5/22!
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I'll have you know, that I wrote half a page tonight.
Yup. Yup.
Now I must go out to drink and be social(you may think I'm kidding, but I'm not, fic baby abandoned again!).
And, oh, I didn't mean any offense, either. You think with a name like 'stonedrose' I could? Ha ha.
Anyways, I'm working on it. I've finally been guilted good and proper. Whether it will be any good remains to be seen. I'll try though.
There is no try...!
Shuddup, Yoda.
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"I got no car and it's breaking my heart, but I've found a driver and that's a start."--the Beatles Check out my Han/Leia fic: http://boards.theforce.net/message.asp?topic=1773937 Last Updated: 7/10/05
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HerHighness33
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Date Posted:
12/4/04 10:01am
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RE: While You Were Gone (Han/Leia AU) Updated 5/22!
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I've finally been guilted good and proper.
It's about darn time!
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HerHighness33
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Date Posted:
12/5/04 12:50pm
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RE: While You Were Gone (Han/Leia AU) Updated 5/22!
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12/5/04 12:50pm (1 edits total)
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Oh, Rooooooooooooose....
The baby's crying...
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jade51999
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Date Posted:
12/5/04 2:14pm
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HA HA!
We knew somthing that drastic would coax you out the slums of DWB!
MUHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Coming Soon: Around January 2009
Into Oblivion (Mara, Luke and some Others)
I never post until I'm nearly done. Currently at 85%
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HerHighness33
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Date Posted:
12/10/04 11:11am
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Oh, come on already. The baby's getting really impatient with you, Rose. If you don't have a post up by Christmas she's gonna have to resort to other methods. 
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HerHighness33
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Date Posted:
12/15/04 2:23pm
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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! 
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rxchiquita
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Date Posted:
12/15/04 4:27pm
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RE: While You Were Gone (Han/Leia AU) Updated 5/22!
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...so...how much longer till this fic turns into that poor little baby from Trainspotting?...
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CommanderK23
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May '04
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Date Posted:
12/21/04 11:32pm
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RE: While You Were Gone (Han/Leia AU) Updated 5/22!
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12/21/04 11:41pm (3 edits total)
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 I don't think I've seen so many 'ups' in one thread in all my time on the boards. Which is longer than what my membership says (I lurked).
Excellent work so far, StonedRose  ........But I think by now that Han is quite dead.  Poor Leia to find him only to lose him again.  Then of course there's this Simon guy (  I think he's the first villian that's really made my blood boil in a long time... ) he's probably on the other side of the galaxy by now. Poor Bailey.
Back to the 'ups'.... Your movie titles were very humorous. And your lines from those 'movies' were hilarious.
I hope this story is un-thawed soon...
Can't you see it?
INTERIOR: CLOUD CITY -- CARBON-FREEZING CHAMBER
There is a great activity on the carbon-freezing platform. Six Ugnaughts frantically prepare the chamber for use. A special coffinlike container is put in place. With Real Life in the lead, a squad of six stormtroopers brings in While You Were Gone, StonedRose and Loyal Readers. Strapped to the Loyal Reader's back, with only his head, torso, and one arm assembled, is Thread. Thread's head faces the opposite direction from the Loyal Readers's and the droid is constantly twisting around in a vain effort to see what is happening. His one attached arm is animate and expressive, intermittently pointing, gesturing, and covering his eyes. The remaining pieces of his body are randomly bundled to the Loyal Readers's back so that his legs and other arm stick out at odd angles from the pack.
Thread: If only you had attached my legs, I wouldn't be in this ridiculous position. Now, remember, Loyal Readers, you have a responsibility to me, so don't do anything foolish.
While You Where Gone: (to Plot Bunny) What's going on...buddy?
Plot Bunny: You're being put into carbon freeze.
Real Life moves away from the group to Darth Writer's Block.
Real Life: What if he doesn't survive? He's worth a lot to me.
Darth Writer's Block: The Empire will compensate you if he dies. Put him in!
Realizing what is about to happen, the Loyal Readers lets out a wild howl and attacks the stormtroopers surrounding While You Were Gone. Within seconds, other Imperial reinforcements join the scuffle, clubbing the reader with their laser weapons. From the instant of the Loyal Readers's first move, Thread begins to scream in panic while he tries to protect himself with his one arm.
Thread: Oh, no! No, no, no! Stop, Loyal Readers, stop...!
The stormtroopers are about to bash the Loyal Readers in the face.
While You Were Gone: Stop, Loyal Readers, stop! Do you hear me? Stop!
Thread: Yes, stop, please! I'm not ready to die.
While You Were Gone breaks away from his captors. Writer's Block nods to the guards to let him go and the pirate breaks up the fight.
While You Were Gone: Loyal Readers! Loyal Readers, this won't help me. Hey!
While You Were Gone gives the Loyal Readers a stern look.
While You Were Gone: Save your strength. There'll be another time. The author -- you have to take care of her. You hear me?
While You Were Gone winks at the Loyal Readers, who wails a doleful farewell. In a flash the guards have slipped binders on Loyal Readers, who is too distraught to protest. While You Were Gone turns to StonedRose. They look sorrowfully at one another, then While You Were Gone moves toward her and gives her a final, passionate kiss.
StonedRose: I love you!
While You Were Gone: I know.
Tears roll down StonedRose's face as she watches the dashing story walk to the hydraulic platform. While You Were Gone looks one final time at his friends -- and then, suddenly, the platform drops. Loyal Readers howls. StonedRose turns away in agony. Plot Bunny winces in sorrow; it makes a life-changing impression on him. Instantly, fiery liquid begins to pour down in a shower of sparks and fluid as great as any steel furnace. Holding StonedRose, Loyal Readers half-turns away from the sight, giving Thread a view of the procedure.
Thread: What...what's going on? Turn around, Loyal Readers, I can't see. Oh...they've encased him in carbonite. He should be quite well-protected -- if he survives the freezing process, that is.
Loyal Readers is in no mood for technical discussion; he gives the droid an angry glance and barks. A huge mechanical tong lifts the steaming metal-encased space pirate out of the vat and stands him on the platform. Some Ugnaughts rush over and push the block over onto the platform. They slide the coffinlike structure to the block and lift the metal block, placing it inside. They then attach an electronic box onto the structure and step away. Plot Bunny kneels and adjusts some knobs, measuring the heat. He shakes his head in relief.
Writer's Block: Well, Plot Bunny, did he survive?
Plot Bunny: Yes, he's alive. And in perfect hibernation.
Writer's Block turns to Real Life.
Writer's Block: He's all yours bounty hunter. Reset the chamber for another story.
FanFiction Forums: Another story has just landed, my lord.
Writer's Block: Good. See to it that he finds his way here. Plot Bunny, take the author and the Loyal Readers to my ship.
Plot Bunny: You said they'd be left in the city under my supervision.
Writer's Block: I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.
Plot Bunny's hand instinctively goes to his throat as he turns to StonedRose, Loyal Readers, and Thread.
Ok, it's like 2:20 in the morin'..... but that's sure what it seems like. Based on George Lucas's Empire Strikes Back
You know... it's sort of like this story... or you know we readers could write our own little story about "While You Were Gone" about StonedRose..... Can't you see it?....... Don't make me write more it may get wierd.
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"...You realize tomorrow will never come."
"What?!"
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rxchiquita
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Date Posted:
12/22/04 7:44am
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OMG, CommanderK23, that was hysterical. 
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CommanderK23
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12/22/04 8:27am
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[face_bows] Thank you, Thank you. I had quite a bit of fun with that myself. 
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"...You realize tomorrow will never come."
"What?!"
"Because by the time we get there it will be today."
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jade51999
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Date Posted:
12/24/04 8:12am
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HA HA!
Nice job Commander!
SR.....
Holiday present? even for those who don't have a holiday at this time?
purty please?
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dm1
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Jun '04
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Date Posted:
12/27/04 11:17am
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CommanderK23, very funny. Perhaps the new story coming in is J-Girl's "Of Love and Marriage?" We've been waiting a long time on that one, too. Such a shame, both are wonderful stories...
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CommanderK23
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Date Posted:
12/27/04 3:33pm
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dm1: Perhaps......
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