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The Brand Spank-M...uh, "In"... New Cantina
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Darth Fatuous
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Jan '99
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Date Posted:
5/25/99 3:40pm
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The Brand Spank-M...uh, "In"... New Cantina
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1/19/05 9:11am (1 edits total)
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"Self-explanatory." DF said, who was still the GREASTEST BARTENDER IN ALL THE GALAXY DESPITE HOWLRUNNER'S ATTEMPTS TO UNSEAT HIM. THE BEST, YOU HEAR ME?? HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!. "I just hope I can get some Gonks in here."
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Meave_Antilles
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Apr '99
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Date Posted:
5/25/99 4:04pm
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Re: The Brand Spank-M...uh, "In"... New Cantina
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Hey DF, if you're the greatest, then can I get a Flaming Hoth Water?
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Darth Fatuous
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Date Posted:
5/25/99 4:29pm
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"Damn straight, you can!" DF said, and pulle out his special ingrediants from the deep freezer, he held the mixtures with gloves to keep from burning himself. He mixed them with a welding shield over his face, and poured thewm into a quantum armor cup. It fizzed and flamed and the little droplets burned the table. CA arrogantly grabbed it, and drank it. His intestines burned and he collapsed.
"Oh my Gonk! They killed Antillies! You bast...wait. Does this make me an Admin?"...
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Steven Randolph
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Date Posted:
5/25/99 7:06pm
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Steven Randolph, Ewok extrordinaire, walks in. "DF, can you pour me a flameout, with a twist of Mulba Fruit?"
"Gladly!" DF pours the drink.
"Wow, I just made that up and you poured it for me!"
"What can I say, I'm good."
"DF, you are the greatest!"
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Meave_Antilles
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Date Posted:
5/26/99 11:24am
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uh...DF, that would have worked better if it had been CA who ordered the drink but I did.
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TK421
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Jul '98
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Date Posted:
5/26/99 1:15pm
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Just then a hologram of a Corellian Corvette appeared before Darth Fatuous.
It is my duty to inform one Darth Fatuous that you have failed in your duties as a Gonk knight
"And how is that?" questioned the bartender, oblivious to what his transgression was.
not only did you fail to kill the Ewok on sight, but you actually served him alcohol
"It wasn't my fault! He posted my actions for me! really, I had no control!"
well, don't let it happen again. remember, kill Ewoks
And the hologram vanished
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Admiral Maciejewski
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Aug '98
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5/26/99 8:23pm
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The great Admiral Maciejewski bursts into the cantina. He is on his quest for 1000 posts. He takes his usual table and talks to DF.
"Yea know, Howlrunner retired, and now he wants his job back?" the Admiral said.
"Yea," DF replied.
"If he never left, this never would have happened," the Admiral replied. The Admiral ordered his usual coffee. He hopes that no incident will happen between Howlrunner and DF.
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Visit my website at http://www.admiraljoker.com
"I'm getting to old for this... well you know."
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Darth Fatuous
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Date Posted:
5/27/99 4:17pm
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"I'd mop the floor with the twerp!" DF says, ingiting his plaid lightsaber and powering up the Contrived Concept for show.
"Umm, are you going to kill me," The little Ewok, SR, asks.
"Weeeeeell, hmmm." DF considers. "Well, I may be breaking a Gonk code of some sort, but I guess I won't kill you until you act up..."
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Solraina
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Date Posted:
5/28/99 11:02am
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Solraina walks in.She nods to the Admiral,and orders her usal.
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MairohTheWarriorGoddess
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Nov '98
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5/28/99 11:43am
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Suddenly, the doors to the cantina flew open, and in came Mairoh, wearing her usual: black knee-high leather boots with armored greaves strapped onto them; black semi-tight leather pants tucked into the boots; a tight black leather long-sleeve corset that laced in the back; black leather gloves with retractable knuckle daggers on the, well, knuckles; a leather weapons belt; and her trade-mark weapons, a broadsword on her back and a double-bladed lightsaber on her side. She executed a triple-back-flip, bounced off the bar counter, ricocheted(sp?) off the bandstand(which now exists) and came to a 3-point landing back on the bar counter.
"Thank you, thank you," she said as she bowed to the applause of the cantina patrons. Then she turned around and sat down on the counter.
"Hey DF," she said, "get me a Verinian whiskey, would ya?"
"Sure thing," he replied, and whipped her up a red-gold drink.
"Thanks."
Mairoh took a big swig of her drink, and turned so that her back wasn't facing any doors or windows.
Then.....
<Fear. Fear attracts the fearful. The strong. The weak. The innocent. Fear is my ally. http://indigo.ie/~owenc/maul.gif >
Mairoh, the Warrior Goddess
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Darth Fatuous
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Date Posted:
5/28/99 3:58pm
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DF says, "Hey, Marioh, that can't be too comfortable. Why don't you wear something normal?"
"I dunno."
"Oh, and by the way, I usually don't allow smilies in my bars, but thatone was just way too cool to yell at you for. Plus, I love that line."
"Oh, well, thanks."
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Steven Randolph
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Date Posted:
5/28/99 5:23pm
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The doors silently slip open, revealing C'ban, full fledged Jedi Knight, Rolacca, Wookiee bounty hunter, Ardan Brassk, leader of a well trained mercenary army, Kathuur, Togorian in the employ of Brassk, and a few other mercs. All are armed.
C'ban speaks up, "Uh, well, the Gonks'll understand if you don't kill Steven, seein' as to how we were here to protect him an' all. He created us, so we kinda' like him."
"Okey dokey. Anything I can get you kind sirs?" DF asks timidly.
"FLAMEOUTS!" the entourage shouts joyously.
"Comin right up!"
[This message has been edited by Steven Randolph (edited 05-28-99).]
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Darth Fatuous
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Date Posted:
5/29/99 3:33pm
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Suddenly, a group of evil Ewoks burst in the door...
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Steven Randolph
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Date Posted:
5/29/99 4:07pm
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"Yub, yub, guys." Steven says.
The leader of the group of NOT EVIL Ewoks halts. "Uh, you already got protection? Well, guess we'll be goin' then." The ewoks leave.
can somebody tell me how to do that Maul smiley?
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MairohTheWarriorGoddess
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Date Posted:
5/30/99 11:23am
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<< http://indigo.ie/~owenc/maul.gif = [ img] http://indigo.ie/~owenc/maul.gif [ /img]>>
<<Except without the spaces.>>
<Fear. Fear attracts the fearful. The strong. The weak. The innocent. The corrupt. Fear is my ally.>
Mairoh, the Warrior Goddess
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The Lone Ewok
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5/30/99 12:52pm
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A lone Eowk stumbles in, slighlty drunk off of gon-gon juice, lurkig lsurridly for a seat in the bar, "Can I ave same halp are?" He said as he passed out on the bar's floor.
(if this is too much, then I'll edit it )
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