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Wampasmak
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4/26/00 7:26pm
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Obi-wans bad day
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Ok, now that I've got Tales of Mokk Hai'h rolling and my next fanfic is in the planning stages, I'm going to post an idea I've been toying with for some time. That's right, I'm jumping on the Obi-Torture bandwagon. And I'm doing it with a pogo stick.
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Obi-Wans bad day
"Obi-wan!" yelled Qui-gon through the fresher' door. "Are you allright?"
"Yes, I'm fine. Just trimming my hair." came the reply. Suddenly there was the snap-hiss of a lightsaber being turned on.
"Obi-wan I've told you before that is NOT a good idea. Use the trimming shears."
"Oh, nonsense Master, I'll be fine. You just..."
CRACK!...
"Padawan! are you allright?! What was that?" Qui-Gon kicked the door open.
To his relief, Obi-wan was standing unharmed against the far wall. As the saber was deactivated, Qui-gon noticed the mirror. It was shattered into a million pieces.
"Obi-wan. You are in deep poodoo."
"Why, Master?"
"You just broke a mirror. That's bad luck."
"That's just a superstition, it's not true."
Qui-gon smiled. "We'll see. Now get this cleaned up."
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Later, as Obi-wan prepared to leave, Qui-gon pleaded with him to take the day off from his studys.
"Really, Master I'll be fine. That bad luck stuff is not real."
As Obi wan closed the door, Qui-gon said, "I have a very, very, very, very, very, very, very...
Five minutes later.
very, very, very bad feeling about this."
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Wampasmak
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4/26/00 10:34pm
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Ugh, FIVE fanfics to juggle...
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The Musical Jedi
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I must say, this looks very promising. Please continue!
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Jane Jinn
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Interesting use for a light saber! Can Obi-Wan shave with it, too? I'll be reading more to find out what sort of bad day Obi-Wan has. Gosh, I hope he ends up in the infirmary at the end of it!
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Geneva,Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Jane Jinn:
Can Obi-Wan shave with it, too?
Can he?
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Wampasmak
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More posts coming soon, people. Possibly tomarrow.
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Katri Tai
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Hey! It's tomorrow..
(Casual glance for a new post...)
Awww
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Tomorrow is a very broad term.
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Obi-wan strolled down the hallway, thinking of his masters words. We'll see. did he know something he didn't? No, that was ridiculous, there was no such thing as luck. Where did Qui-gon get such ideas?
WHACK!!
A door slammed into his face.
"Oh, sorry." said someone as they walked past, he didn't see who it was.
Maybe...nah, it was just a coincidence
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Sabers clashed. Blue against orange. Obi-wan sparred with another student, one who had just moved up to advanced lightsabers. What was his name? Oh, Padawan Kinl. Obi-wan feinted left, spun on his heel and came around in a barely blocked strike at his opponents side. Kinl laughed, then swung his lightsaber at Obi-wans head.
"Hah! If THIS is advanced lightsabers, I may have to move on to expert." Block, feint, strike. block, feint, strike. It became a dance, an endless battle of wills. Block, feint, strike. Block, feint, screech! Huh?
Ok...block...feint...screech?...now where did that come from? Obi-wan turned his head. A trio of Aviols had stirred from atop the nearby wall, heading straight for him! in that moment of distraction, Kinl whipped his saber around, stinging Obi-wans side and ending the match. As he laughed, the Aviols soared over Obi-wan, making a low screaming sound. Wait a second.. thought Obi-wan, Aviols only make that sound when they're about to... A huge pile of aviol dung landed squarly on his head.
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Hmmp, maybe Qui-gon had something there...
BTW, this story is made in short, rapid posts.
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LOL!! Loving it!
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Haha, funny. Another story that I think should have been called, "Obi-Wan and the Terrible, Awful, No Good, Very Bad Day". I wonder what tragedy shall fall upon our companion next? Keep up the good work.
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahah
ROTFL
--snort--snicker--snicker (duck, Obi, duck!
"Where?" splat!!_
Thanks, I needed that.
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Now things get good!
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After cleaning himself off, Obi-wan headed for the market. He was supposed to pick up some things for his master, and he wanted to do it before things got any worse.
Grraraararrr
But maybe he would get something to eat first.
He stepped into the first diner he saw and ordered a lite lunch. Maybe the aviols had been a coincidence after all. This bad luck stuff was pure nonsense.
The waiter arrived with his food, and Obi-wan brought out his wallet. Let's see here, Qui-gon gave me 200 credits for his stuff, and I have 55 credits left, so I can afford a tip of...
His thoughts were interuppted when a black felinex leaped onto the table hissing. Startled, Kenobi fell back in his chair. The waiter let out a cry before falling on the table, launching Obi-wans lunch into his face. As the waiter picked himself up, another man bent over him quickly before taking off. Obi-wan wiped the hot stew of his face and looked for his wallet. It was gone! The man that had bent over him ran down the street, the felinex following him. It had been an act! He had been robbed!
"Stop that man!" he tried to yell at the waiter, but it came out more as, "som tha moa!" He carefully placed a hand on his face. It was swollen!
"Wha wa hin ha su?" he asked with growing horror.
"Um, Gole meat, Hurpk juice, Crosta spice,-"
"ROSTA MICE?!?!" Obi-wan exclaimed. He was highly allergic to that! I could have sworn I ordered it with no Crosta. He looked down the street where the thief had disappeared. At least I didn't have to pay for it he thought.
"I...guess I'm not getting a tip, am I?" The waiter asked.
His mouth not in working order, Obi-wan responded by smacking the man senseless.
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Obi's lost it!
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Thisa no belonga on page three!
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Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
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LOL! Poor Obi!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This is soooooooo funny! Obi-torturers always come up with new ways to almost kill our favorite Padawan. Keep Going! POST MORE!
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