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Wampasmak
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4/30/00 8:15pm
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I'm safe!! Obi-wan thought as he walked toward the Jedi Temple. It didn't matter that his face was swollen to twice its normal size, It didn't matter that 255 credits had been stolen from him. He was almost to the infirmary and then nothing else could happen to him. Just a few steps...
An out of control air taxi zoomed toward him, driven by a student pilot. It slammed into him, sending him flying through a window. Obi-wan had just enough time to notice the healers around him before he flew across the infirmary and landed on a table of filled syringes.
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Obi-wan was tired.
Obi-wan was bouncing off the walls.
Obi-wan had to hit the fresher'.
Obi-wan was...
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"Well," the healer said. "You've got a stimulant, a tranquilizer, a laxative and about another dozen concoctions in you, your face is swollen to gigantic proportions, you have a couple cracked ribs, several deep cuts and more bruises than I can count. but otherwise you're fine." The healer smiled. "What, did you break a mirror or something?"
Obi-wan shot him the worst look he could muster.
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Oh, so short! I'm sorry, but I'll be back with another short post every day!
[This message has been edited by Wampasmak (edited 05-01-2000).]
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Wampasmak
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4/30/00 9:44pm
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It's not over yet. Don't worry! It's only like 1 o'clock, there's still plenty of bad luck left for Obi-wan Kenobi.
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Ejedir
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4/30/00 10:23pm
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"Did he break a mirror or something?" I'd say so! Write more soon, I hope the other eleven hours are big on Obi-torture!
MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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4/30/00 11:22pm
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Loving it! LOL post more!
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I want Boga! (And Obi too!)
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HealerLeona
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5/1/00 1:30am
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I look forward to more of Obi-Wan's Bad Day, a humorous look at Obi-torture.
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Wampasmak
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5/3/00 12:15am
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Page 4?!?! *calm yourself. When you are calm, at peace...* I'm not even going to ask.
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"I hope those chemicals don't interact wrong." said the healer.
"They shouldn't." Said
another voice. "But you can never tell with him."
"Should I call Master Jinn?"
"Yes, I think that would be wise." said the second voice, which Obi-wan identified as An-Paj.
He tried to move...and couldn't. As his guests left, he tried to speak, but with similar results. After a while, he got up enough strength to lift his arm and push the button to raise the head of the bed. {Authors Note: We all know what's coming here, right? I know, I know, old joke. sorry.}
The bed went up, up...stop. He tried to raise his hand, but only succeeded in moving it slightly, pushing the button to raise the foot of the bed. As his feet came up to meet his head, Obi-wan tried desperately to think about something more pleasant
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Fifteen minutes later, when Qui-gon managed to extricate his padawan from the carnivorous hospital bed, Obi-wans back was on fire.
"What did I tell you?" Qui-gon said with a smirk. "Bad luck."
Obi-wan sighed. "Whatever. Just take me home."
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It's maybe...4 o'clock now. More to come!
[This message has been edited by Wampasmak (edited 05-03-2000).]
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K'Tai qel Letta-Tanku
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5/3/00 12:46am
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MORE, MORE, MORE...and I thought I had a bad day.
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Kelly Kenobi
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5/3/00 3:53pm
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Hahahahahaha!!!! Toooooooo funny!!!!!
Post more please
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Wampasmak
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5/3/00 9:07pm
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Time for more torture!!
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"And then the air taxi hit me, and-"
"Allright, allright already." Said Qui-gon, amused. "I think I get the point. You had a bad day."
"BAD!?!?" Obi-wan exclaimed, breathing heavily. "It passed bad several hours ago!"
"Well, it's ok now. Nothing bad can happen in this apartment." Qui-gon said. "Maybe this will teach you to use the trimming shears next time."
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After meditating for a while, Obi-wan got up to check the holo news. No harm in that he thought.
"-Palace guards." The news popped on midsentence. "In other news today, this was the scene outside Emul's diner today as-"
Obi-wan turned of the holovid in horror as a picture of himself, face swollen to hideous proportions and covered in stew, appeared. On the news. The news all his friends watched. And, more importantly, the news all his not so much friends watched. And then he heard the most horrible sound he could imagine. The comm unit rang.
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"Did they finally stop calling?" Qui-gon asked as Obi-wan dropped into his chair at the dinner table.
"Yeah, the masses are silent." Obi-wan replied.
"Well, cheer up. The day's almost over."
"I haven't heard the end of this, you know that don't you?" Obi-wan said as he sprinkled pepper on his hemk steak. "They'll be talking about this for a long time. I'll NEVER hear the end of it."
"Everyone has a bad day once in a while. You're making too much of this." He pointed to the spice cabinet. "Could you get me the Miju salt?"
"Sure." said Obi-wan as he got up. He reached up in the cabinet.
"Perhaps after dinner we'll-" Qui-gon stopped as the container of Crosta Spice fell out of the cabinet and broke all over Obi-wan.
"Go back to the healers." he finished.
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I'll be wrapping this up soon. Maybe four more posts.
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Ejedir
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5/3/00 10:38pm
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AHHHH, the things we put out most favorite padawan(to torture-MUHAHAHAHAHAHA) through. Poor Obi-Wan. I love it. Post more soon.
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Wampasmak
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5/4/00 4:19pm
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Ummmm....oh Sith it I can't think of some new clever way to say, "up". I'm posting again tonight.
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Kelly Kenobi
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5/4/00 5:44pm
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LOL Poor Obi I just wonder what other bad luck with befall my boy before he has paid the price for the broken mirror!!
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5/4/00 5:58pm
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Heehee...nice!
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Wampasmak
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5/4/00 11:37pm
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up!
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Ejedir
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5/6/00 1:23am
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That's what you call a post? PUHLEASE! Two letters and punctuation? Post more soon.
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