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I'm Your What (A What-if) -- continued
SithAbigail
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Apr '00
Date Posted:
6/6/00 2:10pm
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Re: I'm Your What (A What-if) -- continued
YAY! School's out for the year! To celebrate, a short post.
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Threepio nudged his companion, Artoo, making the time warped droid look at him. "Have you figured out yet why we're locked in the closet?"
Artoo beeped out a short answer, one that made the prissy driod gasp. "What do you mean it was my telling the Guard that he should diet? I was looking out for his best instrests! And, as for the assitant pilot, there are techniques that help hair loss."
Artoo extended his arm and banged Threepio's arm.
How rude.
"Well, I don't care what you say, it isn't my fault we're stuck in the closet."
With that said, Threepio crossed his arms and continued yelling for people to let him out.
*****
The mystery of what happend to the droids is solved
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immature and stuff, but I've had a ton, and I don't feel any dif... Never mind."
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Anakin's Angel
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May '00
Date Posted:
6/6/00 4:43pm
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Re: I'm Your What (A What-if) -- continued
Great posts, you guys! Keep it coming...
I love the Artoo/Threepio stuff! LOL
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Date Posted:
6/7/00 12:06am
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UP!
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Master Lurker
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May '00
Date Posted:
6/7/00 11:02pm
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Re: I'm Your What (A What-if) -- continued
Third page. Hah!
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KSkywalker
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Date Posted:
6/7/00 11:31pm
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Re: I'm Your What (A What-if) -- continued
Hmmmm.....In here it says the last post was at 12:06am, but on the list it says 11 something pm! where are the posts??? That's a pretty big gap in time!
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SithAbigail
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6/8/00 12:11pm
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Re: I'm Your What (A What-if) -- continued
Well, I'm a litte busy with school just ending... I promise to post tonight though.
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"I don't get this. The candy's supposed to make you feel all
immature and stuff, but I've had a ton, and I don't feel any dif... Never mind."
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SithAbigail
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Lando shrugged as he tuned out Han's plan. Han had landed not long after Amidala's cryptic announcement of Anakin knowing "something".
The old smuggler had promptly demanded that Lando to get in the ship, they had something to do. Amidala had insisted, saying, "If it involves my friends, it involves me."
After a few minutes Han just let her on, mumbling things about royalty who talked too much. They were currently trying to find Leia because Han thought that she would know something.
Or something like that, Lando was too busy watching Han fly to listen. There was no way he was letting a formerly blind man fly without supervision.
Deciding to tune back into the conversation, Lando realized with a start that Han and the Queen were in a debate.
"It won't work." Amidala paused. "You need a better plan."
"Look Queenly, you're a kid. What do you know about grown-up things like these?"
Bad move, old buddy.
"More then you. Besides, what have you done with your life, little smuggler, that's so grown-up? Hiding from the law and delivering spice strikes me as a bit immature. And don't even deny it, this is a smuggler's ship." Amidala crossed her arms in a smug 'I'm better then you' fashion.
Was that a move that just came inherent to royalty? Or was there a class, 'How To Behave Like You're Better Then Everyone 101'.
Or maybe, 'Looks and Phrases That Will Get You Your Way Everytime'.
"Listen, I'm not a smuggler any more--" Han was interrupted before he could even begin to deny Amidala's claims.
"One, I don't believe you. Two, pretend that I did believe you, why would it matter? You still did the crime. See, no one said you were part of the Rebellion, so I'm guessing you quit when it got too tough but decided to use your old connections to your advantage. Seems like a Smuggler thing to do." The Queen's voice was angry and her face was blowing a little of her cool.
Lando grinned a little absently as he noticed that the two's body language screamed out, 'I'm extremly pissed, so watch out'. This was getting good.
"You don't know anything about me or my situation so just back off." Han's voice wasn't at his strongest but with all he'd been through in the last few days, Lando didn't fault him.
"Neither do you with mine. It isn't fun to be stereotyped, is it?" Amidala's voice had serenity again and the face had slacked to normal. It was eerie, the sudden change really reminded him of one of his contacts. A woman about five years older then him named Sabé.
Sabé had a thing for masks. Not real ones, figurative. She needed to keep people away for some reason, so she would just kide all her feelings under one. Pretend to be having fun, pretend to hate you, whatever it was, it was fake. No one saw the real Sabé.
Lando crinkled his brow. Now that he thought about it, Sabé was from Naboo. Also, her voice sounded remarkably similar to that of Amidala's. With a slightly more bitter twinge to it but that wasn't uncommon these days.
They seemed to be around the same height too, Lando knew that from his flirtings with Sabé. All in fun, of course.
It all added up. And what it added up to didn't make a mathematical equation. No, it added up to some bizarre TV plot.
Without thinking, Lando just blurted out his thoughts, quite uncharacteristically. "Sabé?!"
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"I don't get this. The candy's supposed to make you feel all
immature and stuff, but I've had a ton, and I don't feel any dif... Never mind."
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JediFinrod
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Mar '00
Date Posted:
6/9/00 10:33am
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Re: I'm Your What (A What-if) -- continued
Okay, I've finished reading this from page 1 of the first thread. Need I say this story is awesome?!? tongue.gif
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Anakin's Angel
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6/9/00 10:41am
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Re: I'm Your What (A What-if) -- continued
Ooooooh....the plot thickens! Good job!
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6/9/00 8:09pm
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Re: I'm Your What (A What-if) -- continued
Sabé glared at Calrissian. How far had she fallen in the world, if she was associating with someone foolish enough to --
He grinned.
Her glare had confirmed his suspicion. She chastised herself mentally, but not for long. She didn't intend to stay here one more minute. She drew herself up into Amidala's most regal stance. "Baron Calrissian, whatever conclusion you believe you've reached, I assure you, I have the full power of the throne of Naboo behind me."
"Oh, I don't doubt it." He shook his head. "I should have known you right off. So where's the real queen?"
"Real queen?" Han Solo asked. "Wait a minute..."
"In all likelihood, heading from one danger into another, trying to return to a ship which, in case you have forgotten, is still not functional."
Lando's smile faltered. "Damn. I did forget. They got captured before that miserable old Toydarian delivered the parts."
Han threw his hands in the air. "Great. I know where he's got 'em, but the Empire's going to be combing the sand for anyone who was in there before."
Sabé sighed. "Baron Calrissian and I weren't in there before."
"Yeah. Sure. You tell us where the stuff is, we'll get in and out without making much of a fuss, and I'll con old flapwings into giving me the parts."
Han briefly gave them directions to Watto's shop, and told them precisely where the parts were located, so that Watto wouldn't be able to claim they weren't around. Then he glanced at Sabé.
"Your highness, or whoever you are, that's not the most inconspicuous thing you could show up in."
Sabé glanced down at herself. The Queen's battle gear really was... conspicuous. "Very well," she said. "Lando, I note that you're wearing a Hutt guard's uniform. Is there another available? Perhaps for -- " she blanked on the name for a moment " -- for Leia to wear? I believe we're roughly the same size."
Han shook his head. "Leia snuck in a different way. And she was captured. I don't know what happened to the bounty hunter costume."
"It's probably at Jabba's," Lando said. "But don't you still have that tin contraption he put her in?"
Sabé groaned, remembering it from her brief glimpse of Leia earlier. But it made sense... she wouldn't be inconspicuous, but she would look like she belonged in the company of one of Jabba's guards.
Lando shook his head. "I really am sorry, Sabé. I know it's not your style."
"Oh, all right," she said. "Don't get sentimental."
She reached over to where Han was handing her a small box, and took it from him. It shifted, and she could hear the dancing girl's costume clinking inside. She shook her head, and went into a small room to change.
"'I know it's not your style,'" she muttered, pulling it on. Who did he think he was, and how did he know her? The uncouth, overdressed...
She stopped, and rolled her eyes.
Of course he knew her. She'd spend the next few years thinking of a hundred poisonous things to say to him, and she knew herself well enough to know that she wouldn't miss an opportunity to say them.
She'd already changed Calrissian's world.
She didn't let the magnitude of the idea hit her too hard; after all, you couldn't very well walk through a world without changing someone's life, could you?
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6/9/00 8:47pm
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wheres the post?
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SithAbigail
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6/9/00 10:18pm
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Great post Galadriel
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Lando blinked a little as Sabé came back into the cockpit. Wow. Too bad she's not a little older.
Shrugging off that thought, he still had to admit Sabé looked good. But, if she was anything like the Sabé he knew, she wouldn't take kindly to staring. Still... "Nice clothes."
"From a man with your fashion skills, I consider that a compliment." Sabé smiled sweetly as Han snickered.
Some old friend he was!
The ship came down with a jerk and Han pressed the button to release the doors. Sabé looked a little annoyed with the rough landing but she had enough sense to realize that Han's eyesight still wasn't 100%.
"Okay, we're as far as I'll go. 'Bout a ten minute walk if ya walk fast. You remember the directions, Lando?" Han's voice still had a trace of laughter in it.
Lando's eyes narrowed a little. "Yeah. I have a good memory for details," he brought his voice down a little. "I still remember how much you cheated me out of when you won the Falcon."
"Vent another time Lando. Look, as soon as you get to the transport, I'm expecting a call." Han was worried. About who, Lando wasn't certain but he was placing bets on Leia.
With a nod, Sabé and Lando left, throwing semi-subtle insults at the other for the first couple minutes.
"Nice hair style. Really, I didn't know that you knew what slave-girls did with their hair."
"And how would you know? Wait, let me guess, you were guarding the slave-girls at Jabba's."
Lando suddenly decided it would be safer if they started to plan. "So, what do we do?"
"Is it my job to think of everything?" Sabé rolled her eyes and gave a look that just radiated exasperation. Or it would have if she hadn't been in an outfit that was enough to make a Courscant school girl blush.
It was certainly making every other male on the street stop and stare.
"Well, what is a Psuedo-Queen's job?" He really wanted to hear the story on that. Later, when this stupid mission was over, Lando wanted to hear about.
"To protect the Queen," she sighed. "I suppose we should just go in and tell him the parts are ours."
Lando raised an eyebrow uncomfortably. "Slave-girls don't really talk... Just stand and look pretty. We should just go in, say the ship is ours, Jabba's death probably isn't out yet and take it."
"Fine with me." The walked in silence until they came upon Watto's shop. The slimy little whatever the hell he was, was grinning.
"What can I do for you, good sir?"
"We need the parts for the Nabooian fighter. You know what parts, I believe."
Watto's grin turned into an uncomfortable smile. "I don't know what you're talking about."
Lando took out his blaster and grinned. "Really?"
You betrayed my friends, you're messing with me. And anyone who has ever made that mistake will warn you not to mess with Lando Calrissian.
Watto flew over to some shelves and very slowly handed over the missing parts. Sabé grabbed them, glaring at Watto fiercely enough to kill.
"What does Jabba wants with these?"
Yeah, he was stupid enough to tell him that and have whatever answer he gave be all over the town by nightfall.
"You'll get what you deserve someday, Watto." Sabé smirked, giving her face a sinister feel. With that said, Lando and Sabé exited. I guess Jabba's death hasn't gotten around after all... That's good, that can probably be used.
Sabé turned to Lando, seemingly oblivious to all the stares she was getting. "So, what do you think the next step is?"
Lando was quiet for a few minutes, as he tried to think of something. "Fixing your ship. After that, let's leave the problem to the Jedi. They always have a plan, right?"
Lando was a little uncertain about that but it was a better idea then anything else he had come with.
"Right."
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"I don't get this. The candy's supposed to make you feel all
immature and stuff, but I've had a ton, and I don't feel any dif... Never mind."
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Mistress Sudafed
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6/10/00 12:30am
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tongue.gif tongue.gif tongue.gif GREAT!!!! My apprentice rocks All you other people have to get bad apprentices 'cause I snagged the best one!
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6/10/00 10:27pm
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Leia watched as everything just seemed to unfold. It seemed that all she could do was watch.
It wasn't a very pleasant feeling.
"So, where are we going?" Obi-Wan's voice was carefully controlled, he probably didn't want to set Luke off. Well, if she knew her brother half as well as she would have said she did yesterday, he wouldn't like being talked to as a fragile doll.
Today.. Well, Leia wasn't so sure she did know him as well as she had but that would change. Soon.
"To the transport. Look, I can sense the other's nearby it and we need to get them out of there before the Emporer recovers and comes after them. I still have some friends on Tatooine who'll take them in. I hope." Luke gave a small smile.
"So we just send them off?" Leia raised an eyebrow though she took all the smugness out of her voice.
Qui-Gon spoke up, patronizing in the extreme. "Leia, it might be best in you stayed behind. After all--"
"After all, I'm just a leader in the Rebellion. After all, I'm just someone the Empire has on their Most Wanted List because I'm helping to win the war. After all, I'm just someone who was elected as Senator to Alderaan at eighteen. After all, it's only my twin brother who needs help. Is that it?"
I am so tired of being pushed around and not being taken seriously. I spent these last few months getting pushed around in the hopes that I could save Han! Now that he's free, I still don't get the respect I deserve!
"Leia--"
Obi-Wan interrupted his Master softly. "Master, I think it would be best if she went."
"Thank you, Obi-Wan." Leia sent a smile his way and with that, she started leading the group to the transport.
After all, you never got anywhere by just watching. It was about time that she remembered that.
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"I don't get this. The candy's supposed to make you feel all
immature and stuff, but I've had a ton, and I don't feel any dif... Never mind."
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Leia Walker
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Date Posted:
6/10/00 10:31pm
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I've been following this story for a long time and I'd just finally got up the nerve to complement you all. This story is fantastic. The reason I finally got the nerve is because I haven't really been...lets say....really welcome in some forums but you all were doing such a good job I just HAD to say hi and great job!
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She might hurt one of them!"
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